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@monkeysaysficus.bsky.social
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Nerd, gamer, old, boring, Canadian. Yellow Ajah. Gay af.

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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 20h
That being said, if Water Gay is set up to be a romantic interest and get in between Jae and Datu I will be livid because Datu is precious and perfect.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 20h
So I was looking at the poster for Seven Havens after rewatching the first three eps (and yes, I’m starting to formulate Theories, uh oh) and I see who is presumably a Main Baddie, Karthik, the twins, Jae, and then to my surprise beside Jae is the little Water Gay from his squad. Intrigued!
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The first three episodes of Avatar: Seven Havens are out and holy shit are they good. 10/10. I’m so happy it’s already been renewed for Books 3 and 4. Also, I’m going to need the soundtrack for this show to be on streaming *immediately* because it’s incredible.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel so duped into thinking that a Carrie tv show would end up being good and I feel so vindicated because I saw those early trailers and thought “oh no” and I was right. Oh my god I am stunned by how badly that ended lol
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Carrie was 7 episodes of pretty good to great tv. Then the finale hit and everything that could go bad and wrong did. I couldn’t decide if it destroyed the source material or the preceding episodes, but then I realized that those two things held hands and said “let’s just burn it all down”.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Episode 7 of Carrie being a Battlestar Galactica reunion is such a delight. Anders, Helo, Starbuck, Tyrol, AND Six. Keeping my fingers crossed for Adama, Roslin, and Baltar next.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When the bucket of blood hits her head it’s gonna go BAZINGA! and then she wilds out.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait, is this secretly a Big Bang/Sheldon spin-off??
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh no
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry but the new Chris Hargensen actress reminds me SO MUCH of @olliedreamer.bsky.social in one of his good wigs. And I love it.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She’s incredible in everything. With this show she sorta completes her Unholy Trilogy of Religious Nightmares- Midnight Mass, The Pitt, Carrie.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Genuinely look forward to this all year long
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone say “thank you for the newsletter”!
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, and the audacity of Mike Flanagan to include the behind-the-head shot of the mysterious woman who seems to be running the ShiningMasca as if that clearly isn’t going to be Kate Siegel. Flanafans, we been knew.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
epistolary style of the book. Still not sure how the modern day cyber bullying angle is going to feel. Very suspicious/intrigued by the Shining Talamasca twist that’s been added, and for a hot second I thought Delainey was playing Abra from Dr. Sleep. All in all, I liked it.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok Carrie ep 1 thoughts: So far so good. Loving the adult actors (Rahul! Amber! Samantha! DELAINEY HAYLES?? Matthew!). Carrie, Sue, and Christine are really well played as well. LOVE that it included the rain of rocks from the book. Don’t love the framing structure but I guess it matches the
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trepidatiously starting the new Carrie show. Nothing in the trailers or the marketing leading up to it has given me much confidence, but I do believe in the power of Mike Flanagan, so we’ll see. My final verdict will depend on if there’s mention of dirtypillows. Already don’t like the dad thing.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't you ever just find yourself thinking about Sigourney Weaver
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not to be so 2000 and late but I finally watched Obsession last night and yeah, she was obsessed!
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn’t say I DID make mutt soup! I would rather sacrifice any of the people in that fortress than soupify my dog.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nope! You just have to have hit the previous romantic conversation options in earlier missions. As far as I know you could feed him Mutt soup and still get the bedtime scene.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely not! I stole cheese off the guard captain and got a bottle of moonshine off the stablemaster. Nothing but the finest for my noble hole.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Totally agree. Like, Henry gets the conversation prompt to kiss Hans, but then it’s Hans who kisses first. My heart!!
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope she gets a new hat
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine if the final season ends up being amazing. Lol just imagine
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It took me 190 hours but I finally finished Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Thoughts: KCD1 was a nice game, kinda slid out of my head when it was done. KCD2 is a generation defining triumph. There’s a reason I spent so long playing it. Flawless. Perfect. Transcendent. Anyways, here’s the gay scene.
Henry of Skaltiz boning down Hans Capon.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yay for…well…four of these people
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Casey Wilson, Dominic Monaghan, Johnny Sibilly, Bianca, and Kristin Chenoweth. That’s all I got, and I’m rooting for 4 of them.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She HELPED with the CHOREOGRAPHY
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OHHHH I hope no one spoils this for you cuz it’s such a great thing.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Please. A morsel of Dawnwalker. Please.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s a very important noun, after all.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As long as i get sexy euro vampires, quantity of Hole is up to the buyer
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If anyone wants to buy me The Blood of Dawnwalker I will, I dunno, show Hole or something. I just need this game.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yknow, as much as I don’t see myself getting GTA VI, that extended look really did make my tits perk up a bit.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just finished book 1 of Dungeon Crawler Carl. What a fun book! It’s funny how 100% I am the target audience for this series. Looking forward to getting book 2 very soon.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
😭 I’m so happy for you, really 😭
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good morning
Quest 64 cart in nature
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This picture of Kylie Minogue has me ascending to new levels of homosexuality. (Also, she’s giving a mad case of Dianne Wiest in the face and I love it)
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shawn says he’s never had one so next time he visits I’m definitely making him some.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Aperol Spritzes?
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Holy hell, just beat Citizen Sleeper 2 and I need a moment or seven to decompress. Goddamn 😭
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I dunno what it is but there is a *magic* to the Citizen Sleeper games that in my decades and decades of gaming hasn’t been matched. I’ve played the first a couple times and I’m just starting my first go at CS2. I’ve known my Sleeper for about 30 mins and I would die for them in a heartbeat.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Completed my Platinum run of Cyberpunk 2077. What an entire majestic motherfucker of a game.
A picture from the photo mode of Cyberpunk 2077. In the background is my character, V. In front of her are the four love interests in the game. From left to right they are Kerry, Judy, River, and Panam. They sit on the edge of a water tower looking out and are bathed in blue and pink bixesual lighting.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s finally FINALLY raining in Calgary and I am ALIVE ONCE MORE
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jesus Christ, I just finished the Cyberpunk 2077 dlc by following the Reed path (I’ve previously only followed the Songbird path) and a) NEVER doing that again and b) my heart is very sore.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’ve had a theory about a potential change to a character’s demise in House of the Dragon and the latest episode definitely reinforced it. I think [name] is gonna hop on their dragon, fly up into the ceiling of the Dragonpit, and totally paste themselves in the collapse.
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Nick? @monkeysaysficus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There’s almost nothing better than washing your bedding after a particularly nasty heatwave.
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