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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Kemi Badenoch says the ladt thing we need is a Paddington Bear prime minister. She's been reading my online posts obviously

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Stand aside McBusted This is the band merger the world needs

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There has been a change at the top of #bluesky #totp #fpl, but sadly no change at the bottom (yet)

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Not sure the one I saw was real

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@simonpegg.bsky.social but they have agreed to play Piddington Independence Day

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Due to an admin error I went to see the BA Tapestry and not the #bayeuxtapestry

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

As the #Totp #Bluesky #fpl league hurtles headlong into an international break, here are the current standings. Once a again my team proves to be the strongest propping the rest of you up off the bottom of the screen

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The latest #totp #bluesky #fpl league is available. I have blocked out the names to protect the identity of those who are better than me at this.

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

After week 1 of the #BlueSky #Totp #FPL some teams have done better than others. There are 13 teams taking part - no late comers, here are the top 12. As you were good enough to join the league I have instructed DoTheHaalandShuffle to give you all a head start as a thank you. Honest

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

For sale Slightly used #EclipseGlasses Almost new Only used once One careful owner. Offers considered

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@zackpolanski.bsky.social Dear Zack do feel free to share this photo to demonstrate a t-shirt is neither a recordable confession nor an admission of criminal intent

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you can go to prison because of what it says on a t-shirt then I am in deep shit

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If Nigel Farage is upset by t-shirt I can't wait for him to see my boxer shorts

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I'm being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbour is a cannibal who screams throughout the night. And the screws are making me watch #totp from 2000 later.

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In 2045 Lamine Yamal returns the favour to Lionel Messi. #worldcup Who said AI was a bad thing

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Gianni Infantino unhappy at the accusations of corruption leveled at him

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

In these politically divided times, there is only one #PrimeMinister who bring us together

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Evening #totp fam. Do you fancy having a go at this cryptic music quiz I created from lockdown days? I have added the years the years the songs were hits.

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Put the kettle on Emma while you're there, tea white with one sugar and a couple of custard creams. Thanks love #WorldCup #WorldCup2026 #England #ITV

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I've just found a cryptic music quiz I wrote during lockdown that might be of interest to the #totp fam. Can you name the 10 songs and artists from these clues to the song titles?

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

A vision of the future - ironically created by #AI

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I thought this joke had run it's course but as The Timelords are on #totp #DoctorWho

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Sure you can slot this into any genre as it stands alone as a piece of work

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

With due credit to @mrjamesob.bsky.social and whoever came up with this. AI can be a good thing in the right hands #TheCountofDodgyCryto

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

You have got to be joking. No way is the President of the the #RHS called Keith Weed #ChelseaFlowerShow

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I might have taken Eiffel 65 too literally #totp

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Found the perfect profile picture for my OilyFans page

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

My EP is coming out on June 3rd featuring 5 songs written, produced and performed by me (Big head)!!! 1 Put Down The Blade 2 Double Egg & Chips 3 Warmongers 4 Online Influenza 5 The Grammar of Love Snippets of each song is available here youtu.be/YPkwB1cQOZM?...

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

As a grown up Will from The Inbetweeners tries to take down Starmer, I expect the dirt-diggers to bring up: A) he once hit a disabled girl with a Frisbee B) he bought alcohol illegally C) his friend climbed into the bedroom of a minor D) he used a homophobic slur against a friend's father

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Just received my artwork for my upcoming EP

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

#ET is dead, the best most geniusest doctors in the world have checked him. There's no way he's alive #EasterTV

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Here is a little snippet of Online Influenza for your delight and delectation #ska #reggae available on bandcamp monkeyman4.bandcamp.com/track/online...

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