Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bollocks to them. Fuck those cunts. However manufactured it is, they've lived the experience. It doesn't take that away. The benefits of doing it completely outweigh any punishment unless the ground, training complex is taken from them. That's never going to happen. 210
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026His opening line was "tell me about pale tea"? 110
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I remember. Looking forward to the next one, where you'll predict promotion and lifting the League Cup. 110
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@bantamtim.bsky.social pretty sure this GA situation is all your fault. Didn't you predict it pre season in a woap podcast? Thanks a lot. 110
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comCousin Eddie: Sounds GreatALT: Cousin Eddie: Sounds Great 000
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Teams like Bradford with their better sides, more impressive grounds and lack of kerb crawling managers. 110
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026That him that showed it to the lady next-door? 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Pies you say? Maybe we've been too hasty. Let's give the lad a chance. 010
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Must be frustrating for GA. Shows it in flashes but then more often than not just skulks around. That whole shinning up lamppost thing, suggests decision making perhaps not quite there. 120
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Conceded 2 twice at home all last season. They've had our pants down tonight. In fact, we've pulled our own pants down. Or something. 120
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He missed some excellent ones. All being well just needs one and he'll be away. It's not like we're prolific though. So needs to be sooner rather than later. 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You will always be the Tea King to #bcafc ❤️ 010
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026youtu.be/mUfOFnIndwY?...youtu.beVIRAL MOMENT: 'Phil McCracken': School board meeting hit with 'Simpsons' names prankYouTube video by The Hill 220
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Particularly enjoyed the mindgames of getting out of the car park. Positioning of the car, when to fire up the engine. Stopped me nodding off at christ knows what time 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026@chinnyhonk.bsky.social here's that picture of Sparky I have saved that you wanted me to DM you. #bcafc 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Rejected. Get back to Esholt. bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comEmmerdale makers seek forever home for soap village in LeedsThe company behind the TV drama asks to make permanent the site of its current set in Leeds. 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It's quite simply another team badged as Leeds who we can hope get thumped. 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 21/07/2026There is absolutely no need for bare feet. Put them away Jacques. 000
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Bizarrely, I was reading this yesterday. I was thinking about that time Monkhouse introduced him as a new comedian, when he'd been around for years. Yes, I have nothing better to do with my time. curiousbritishtelly.substack.com/p/i-still-ca...curiousbritishtelly.substack.comI Still Can't Get My Head Round Roy JayConsider me spook(ed) 210
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026At least we don't have to hear Tim Vickery making excuses for south american "culture" for another four years. 010
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just watched the itvisfuckingshit highlights. An aussie was on co-comms. Bizarre. Presume they thought it was cricket. 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Absolutely agree. At the very top level of sport they need to be brutal. He failed to move us on, it was just a repeat. Watching City bring an extra defender on, flap and panic when desperately trying to defend a lead is just par for the course. 110
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comBarry Howard from Hi-de-Hi! SmilingALT: Barry Howard from Hi-de-Hi! Smiling 020
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The female character was Cathy Pacific presumably? 140
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026From a 'watching the national side' perspective I don't think I've ever recovered from the semi finals in 90 or 96, or the 1993 Ashes series. I just don't trust them. 000
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Happy memories of our run to the round of 2 in 2013. 010
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Any particular reason he didn't send their keeper off for conceding the pen? Other than him being a cunt? 110
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I want to bed at 9. Fully intending to get up and watch it. Woke up at 0530. #wellearnedsnooze 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Never a pen in a million years! And don't get me started on the red. Potentially a yellow at best. Ref clearly doing all he could to get Mexico through but they overcame that. Fair play to them. 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Needs to bring this out for his goal celebration in future 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026In Dr Beckmann's immaculate washing machine? 100
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Ronald Koeman clearly suffering. Splendid stuff! 020
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It's like watching some godforsaken team turn up at vp, us pass it sideways and they nick a 0-1. 010
Monkey Chops @monkeychopchop.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Saw someone on 'the other place' say at least we're acting like a proper football club nowadays. Buying talent, selling it on. Disappointing to see him go but fair play to the lad. Be interesting to see who we bring in. As long as it's not Guthrie or Josh Wright. Then, trouble at t'mill. 020
