David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I might start posting some of these photos here. They’re all lovely but not necessarily within the ToS on Meta. 1936
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Was work rough enough to post pics in my undies? TBD. 0180
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 08/02/20252025 and my plan to be a ho has been sidetracked by my hyper fixation on “Madoka Magica” and my attempt to process my own pain by thinking through that series. Also, I want to turn into a witch. 030
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I gotta master the art of the bicep flex. Game respects game. 010
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I knew I should have been more body positive as a twink. 000
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Constantly inspiring me to be sluttier at the gym. Thank you for your service. 000
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I’m one executive order away from my dream physique. (Turns out crippling body image issues aren’t as effective of a distraction if you know what your mind is trying to pull.) 080
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 22/12/2024One must do single leg dumbbell deadlifts until driven to seek the comforting oblivion of Shar, the night maiden. 000
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Me: I have small arms My therapist, pulling out a rolled up newspaper and gently swatting me on the nose: No 0111
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 21/12/2024If you don’t glimpse the dark face of the elder gods on leg day, have you even hit legs? 000
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Shit. Making me feel old! You don’t want to be part of that mafia anyways. Their workouts and form aren’t ideal. 000
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I think you can only join that mafia if you’re with 2 other dudes who are also in high school. 000
Reposted by DavidSarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 07/12/2024"The ranks of the betrayed had grown. Our new common ground was the dirt kicked in our faces." -- THEY KNEW (2022) static.macmillan.com/static/fib/s... 13846611081
David @monkeybzness13.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Starting my New Year’s resolution of being a ho on the internet early. 0200
Reposted by DavidAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Baldur's Gate 3 is a game about you and your bisexual friends trying to find adequate healthcare for a preexisting condition. 12597142
