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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When is it appropriate to start planning for the inevitable Y10k bug?
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So OpenAI spent $6M to solve a problem worth $1M and if that doesn't just perfectly sum up where we're at with AI I don't know what does.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are we all reading this as Slaptop or just me?
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gizmodo.com/elon-musk-no... The fact that anyone at all gives a shred of credence to Musk when he talks about a "universal high income" is laughable. Rest assured that if somehow Optimus was able to replace workers the only one to benefit would be Musk himself.
gizmodo.com
Elon Musk: No One Gets Free Bread Until I Have Replaced Every Worker With a Robot
The Tesla CEO's message makes no sense.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ok, but who cares about that unfulfilled promise that inflated the valuation? We have several new unfulfilled promises to hang a fictional number on.
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Dana Hull @danahull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
today Elon Musk will host SpaceX’s first earnings call as a publicly traded company and if you think he will be “grilled” by sell side analysts you have never listened to a TSLA call for 16 years
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't know, did you ask Gemini?
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Look, we haven't done it for the metric system, we're not about to start now.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Twitter/X doesn't exist anymore, it's XAi, part of SpaceX and now a public company. I'm not sure what distinction you're trying to draw between Tesla as a "restricted public company" and SpaceX as "standard", but Musk has 80% voting power in SpaceX and board control. Am I arguing with a clawbot?
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is satire right?
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fantastic recommendation, enjoyed it quite a bit.
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Montana Skeptic @montanaskeptic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Brilliant and important post here. open.substack.com/pub/philbak/...
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The Rock
A road trip, a song, and societal decay
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't know, but I sure wouldn't mind if we had the opportunity to find out.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh dear.... Who wants to tell him?
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@niedermeyer.online www.reddit.com/r/SpaceXMast... I just want to watch your public aneurism as you consume the comments.
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From the SpaceXMasterrace community on Reddit: Guy who scratches phones with a knife for a living explains why 10,000 SpaceX engineers forgot about thermodynamics
Explore this post and more from the SpaceXMasterrace community
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hi! I'm Bret Rhett Chet, here to tell you why you should buy and hodl SpaceX stonk. For a mere $135/share, you get pro forma tangible book value of $7.85/share, an immediate 94% dilution. New investors are putting up 48% of all capital ever invested in SpaceX in exchange for 4.2% of the shares. /1
SpaceX prospectus dilution table with all those figures
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"you a year or so of credibility, but then?" Ok, but it's worked for Elon for how many years? Others are bound to try.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I just saw one in Tampa. They must be running them in several locations.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 05/06/2026
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Funny enough Snowflake just announced that they were partnering with SpaceX to bring "their models" to the platform. They wouldn't even say "Grok", they just wanted that SpaceX halo. Can't wait to have some mecha-hitler antics with my enterprise data. youtu.be/NFTdHYp9uJo?...
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Snowflake Summit 2026 Platform Keynote
YouTube video by Snowflake Inc.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Also, forgot to add, with the arbitration clause any investors that did want to make a fuss could be paid off individually in private.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
because I think the 3% ownership threshold comes into play yes? I expect all the big investors will also be holding lots of TSLA and would be happy to overpay themselves.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The question becomes how high can he push the TSLA valuation and get away with it? With only 5% of SpaceX trading on the open market there's little risk of a shareholder lawsuit...
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
fortune.com/2026/06/04/n... Ok @montanaskeptic.bsky.social, I'm coming around to the idea that Musk intends to use the insane SpaceX valuation driven by just 5% IPO to purchase Tesla in an all stock deal later this year.
fortune.com
A single new sentence in SpaceX's amended IPO filing could signal the biggest merger in history | Fortune
A SpaceX-Tesla merger could be the endgame.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Has anyone asked Elon Musk how to handle the chemical leak in California yet? It's a long weekend and I need some laughs.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To be fair, they said exactly that... The valuation makes no sense and he's good at making people want to believe.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I don't know if it still does this but I used to enjoy when it would put a 2 week estimate on something, I'd tell it to get started, and 30 minutes later we were done. 😄
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"SpaceX urged to adopt independent board, one-share-one-vote, and end mandatory arbitration" Hah, these would defeat the whole purpose of the IPO... All of that public capital, none of that pesky public control.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"The number of Spanish language books in the library outnumbers the top 5 english authors combined. That's a pretty big statement."
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When the real world and it's messy geopolitics force changes to your business plan... www.pcmag.com/news/new-sta...
pcmag.com
New Starlink Policy Requires Passport Check, 'Live Portrait' for International Use
Starlink.com now mentions a 'travel registration' policy for international use that requires the customer to submit a copy of their passport and a live portrait selfie.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think you had it right the first time.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The massive capex financed by high yield debt and plowed into a rapidly depreciating asset is the most. Few understand.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
SEC: Looks good to us.
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Funny Memes
ALT: Funny Memes
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
How would Musk pull off the 8.5T valuation though? I admit, when I read the 2025 grant my first thought was they must have another angle because these operational milestones are bonkers... I'm not yet convinced this is the sleight of hand I'm waiting for though.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"The still water represents calmness and serenity." It's fitting to have a picture of this administration disrupting and pissing all over the calm and serenity.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Satellites start falling soon(ish) don't they? If so, that's when it's going to get much harder.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You have to take this in historical context though. The man wore a tan suit, it was a different time.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference .
ALT: a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference .
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Eight months from now in the Times: “Defecating on the conference table at the peace talks was the latest example of Mr. Trump’s penchant for tossing aside diplomatic norms.”
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
ALT: a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Bitin' List feels appropriate these days. youtu.be/ydoSpHB7KiE?...
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Oh man, anytime he acts contrite or humble you just *know* there's an amazing story in there.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Department of Defense -> Defense department Department of War -> War Department. I suppose saying that the "War Department has made clear this isn't a war." would sound really stupid though.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I've had that happen sometimes too. A couple of tips that might help - At some point the project gets large and complicated enough that adding robust logging code will help debug. If the AI is adding and removing a bunch of one off code it's time. Periodically refactor to keep code modular.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If I weren't so lazy and incompetent I'd remake the "are we the baddies" gif for "are we the baggies".
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Me every 4 years: "There's 330M people in this country and these are the best 2 we could come up with?"
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I really want a journalist to yell "Quiet Piggy!" at him.
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Monk315 @monk315.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hey I only made it a couple dozen pages myself before I went cross-eyed. I will at least read the @montanaskeptic.bsky.social substack on it when it comes out though.
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