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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 8h

it only took a decade to teach my coworkers about Turning It Off And Back On but it was a decade well spent

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 9h

AI says my kids cut me off because I was too good of a parent

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 9h

so I'm supposed to wash the kid so it smells better and THEN read to it? how the hell am I going to have time to train the model that's running my fantasy football team, huh?

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 10h

no death needed, just 2 impeachments well a lot more impeachments than that since most of the clowns in the cabinet aren't smart enough to know they should quit once the top 2 go down

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 11h

Safe to say that Mike has now deBased himself

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 22h

there was a tagger who did little birds in a very similar style with a paint marker back in the 2000s, sometimes signed them "oiseau" I'm assuming the B.C. is one of those all grown up now

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 23h

it's a tossup between crow and shit and I'm gonna go with "both"

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you can see her physically recoiling from the stench

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

and on the eighth day, McChickenGod looked down upon his Creation and barfed

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

let us know how the view of the show from the roof next door to the venue is

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Have they considered issuing fines for everyone's favorite activity, speeding, instead of just ignoring it? Seems like it could be a win-win.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sorry, AI is busy right now insisting that a Mobile Deposit in my checking account is actually money being given to me by T-Mobile.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump: *campaigns* The base: "Nah, I'm out"

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ted Cruz, making Ken Paxton look...nope, still looking bad.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's always a $99.99 sale going on!

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

well there's some slurring going on, which is to be expected before the gin haze wears off

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

even better, the whole cast has the day off and it’s all just everyone shopping at Sam’s Club

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I got a chance to rewatch it on the big screen a couple years ago and it’s definitely worth doing that if you get the chance!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

they should invent a US president who doesn't hate the US

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

if only they had a brain gym like a book

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We’ve gotta negotiate a new pinky swear deal with Canada, these double secret tariffs are killing me

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Waymo: I want a chauffeur but I don’t want to pay them, and I’m scared to death of black people

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

well it doesn’t have an answer, how about more ass-kissing instead?

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s kind of a big deal and they have elaborate rituals and special effects for the reveal of the results!

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(Except you know how to turn your camera on, you're just choosing not to)

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean he's not wrong, but he's not right in the way that he thinks he is...

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

find my says it’s right here but I’ve stripped down to my underwear and I still can’t find it!

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sure, but why are you naming a novel after my firstborn, Kirkland B. Signature?

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well that’s a landslide right there, why even bother having an election, just give her the money I mean job already

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R. Scott Rogers @arrscott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

$20 million represents the total income tax payments of 1,053 households. A thousand American families worked full time for a whole year just to pay for Trump’s campaign ads.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

how else are you supposed to know to ask him about his unreleased ska demo tape?

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Well see it's the demons that do that, and bsky uses daemons which as you can tell from the spelling are older and not as magical

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the only dune movie to actually reach a climax

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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Deal with it. 🕶️

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Are you really sure you want to know? (you really don't want to know)

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

...he's just two jacked...

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We would love to send you to a foxhole, Pete, but we can't - you got asked to leave the military for being unfit

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pee pee loans of law-abiding tax dollars!

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When your entire concept of sexual interaction involves intoxicated victims, your fantasies reflect that.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They've been converting a few miles of sidewalk into a separated bike path near me all summer long, and the traffic part has been less than fun but the equipment watching has been top-notch.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And by "without authorization" they mean "not white"

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's just...the Yoda impression really takes me out of the zone

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We were talking about this in the car yesterday as we drove by WAY TOO MANY FOLK SIGNS just west of Wirth Park. (You know, the area where Folk's texts read "Anders will end the Moriarty era on day one.")

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