Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 06/04/2026There's more to life than just nailin' beautiful broads. There's also ugly ones. Heheheh. 0322
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Iron Dome? Sure, kid. That's what it's called when a grown-up broad with braces polishes your knob. 0192
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I can't Kuwait to give your mother some friendly fire of my own. Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? 0566
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Yeah Ton', it's me. The Cuba thing? Didn't go as planned. 517225
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Yeah Ton', it's me. Larry Summers? Taken care of. 0525
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 24/02/2026State of the Union? Sure, kid — I'll be watching the state of my union with your mother tonight from the mirror on my ceiling. Heheh. 06712
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Sure kid, it's Fat Tuesday — or as your mother calls it, Tuesday! Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I said his mother calls it Tuesday, on account of her being fat already. Heheh. 17411
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 09/02/2026People askin' why Gaga did the halftime show. Listen prícks, Italians are the original Latins. Look at this skin. Do I like white to you? 2409
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 08/02/2026'ey Sil, what time do the Jets play? Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I says to Sil, what time do the Jets play? 05513
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 07/02/2026A lot of you ain't actually autistic. You're just prícks. 0524
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 02/02/2026This Epstein shít is makin' prícks resign all over the world. Try to figure why that ain't happenin' here too. 2606
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 26/01/2026So you got no broads. Uncle Paulie knows what to do. If you're an ugly or fat little príck, you just gotta go after ugly or fat broads. You're welcome. 0133
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 25/01/2026When Ashli Babbitt got clipped, that crazy bítch did it to herself. But Alex Pretti, fückin' tragedy is what that is. 0559
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Fückin' guy's gonna ruin everything over some fückin' ice patch in the Arctic. Príck. 04814
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Yeah Ton, it's me. Bob Weir? Let's just say he ain't just Grateful no more. 0252
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 08/01/2026You prícks think you lost your country? You lost it a long time ago. Uncle Paulie will explain. 27415
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 04/01/2026You don't whack the boss of another family just for bein' a prick. If you whack all the pricks, there won't be nobody left. 39312
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Tonight your mother's ringin' in the New Year with my ding dong. 2365
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 23/12/2025A Christmas present? Sure, kid — I got a package right here for your mother. Heheh. 1606
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I prefer broads of legal age. 0567
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. The thing with Candace Owens? Didn't go as planned. But she thinks the French did it, so we're in the clear. 0558
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Best hair in the business for years, but still no endorsement deal from Just for Men. Pricks. 2482
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. The shutdown's over, just like you wanted. Tim Kaine can have his dog back. 0583
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. Díck Cheney? Taken care of. 214731
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Yeah Ton', it's done. Napoleon's short—on jewels, that is. Heheh. 212422
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. The Middle East? All taken care of. 2567
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Tell your mother my linguine's gonna cost her double from now on, on account of the pasta tariff. Heheh. 2636
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I seen a few hits in my day, and this one? Total inside job. 68710
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. That thing with Rudy? Taken care of. 215016
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Real men don't fućk 14 year-olds. They fućk your mother. Heheh. 0607
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 13/07/2025It don't take a genius to know why Trump ain't releasin' the Epstein files. He's in 'em. Big time. 0364
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Italians invented the Caesar Salad on July 4th, ain't nobody more patriotic than us. 0578
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I prob'ly got some kids out there I don't know about, so here's a pic of your old man for Father's Day. Heheh. 0708
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 14/06/2025It must be Flag Day, cuz I'm at full mast. Heheheh. 2684
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. Tehran? Taken care of. 2312
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. That Beach Boy you don't like? Taken care of. Brian Wilson, you said. 2380
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. Elon and the big guy are breakin' up during Pride Month, just like you wanted. 010731
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 26/05/2025D&D? Sure, kid — I give your mother the D, and then I give your sister the D. Heheh. 1253
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. Let's just say the Mexican Navy won't be comin' back. 19112
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I don't give a fuck where the onion man lays his wood. Quit talkin' about it. Pricks. 1381
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. Tatum faked the injury, just like we told him. 0250
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Mother's Day? Sure, kid — there's room in here for your mother, too. 0342
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I'm not gonna be no Pope if I can't bring my broads with me. Tell the cardinals to get back in there and try again. 0142
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. That gorilla? Taken care of. Tell the 99 other pricks to go home. 15410
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. We got the word out, nobody's draftin' Shedeur until his old man pays his debts, like you said. 1392
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Yeah, I took the cash from Kristi Noem. It was payment for services rendered — let's just say I'm the secretary of her interior. Heheh. 07810
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. Our friend in the Vatican? Mossad finally got him. 1387
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Yeah Ton', it's me. Rory missed, just like you wanted. 1455
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Yeah Ton, it's me. Our friend in the big chair caved on the tariffs, just like you wanted. 09418
Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I'm hopin' for a recession. Because who gives a fuck. 16010
