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Molly Johnson

@mollymoon.bsky.social
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Chronically ill, superbly sarcastic Gen Xer. Loves Jane Austen, Fantasy novels, Critical Role, TTRPGs, Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate & Elder Scrolls Owns too many plushies for her age, will not apologize for it. Proud dog mom to Jester. She/Her in N. WI

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AO3 Status @status.archiveofourown.org · 31/07/2026
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My little Jester, using her puppy dog eyes to get whatever she wants 😍
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, I adore his name! I hope he’s doing better soon!
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Honestly shocked he chose to promote a pic where he’s been fattened up. His head is practically the shape of a Lego head
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
New editpurr 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s insanely cute how much he matches his blankie 😍
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh, this is fun! I feel like the cadence for it would work with “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” too.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Did you get Gastoned? 😂
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Gaston and Villagers Celebrate
ALT: Gaston and Villagers Celebrate
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pretty sure that there’s a picture of Aaron Rupar in the visual dictionary for the entry on Sisyphus at this point.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Looney Tunes style idea: get one of those yellow warning dog jackets for your pup, the kind meant to ensure people stay away because the dog is trying to overcome anxiety. It would give you an excuse to walk away from any interaction you aren’t up for. Because it’s what’s best for the dog 🐶
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Mr. Collins' Awkward Wave in Pride and Prejudice
ALT: Mr. Collins' Awkward Wave in Pride and Prejudice
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I would still love to see this series get an adaptation on TV 😍
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey, don’t discount all the earthquakes around the Ring of Fire this last month! I’m sure we’ll have at least one more apocalypse added to the list from that 😂
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ICE has killed another person, this time by depriving him of life-sustaining medication for a known medical condition. Jesus Manuel Arenas-Silva was detained on Thursday. He was dead by Monday. Per @detentionwatchnetwork.org:
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No worries, house is stocked up and the door is only opening when my dog needs it 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In the Duluth, MN area and this is where our air quality warning is. I didn’t know the scale went that high 🤦‍♀️🫪😱
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Imagine if this admin put as much effort into any policy as it does into feeding the orange shitgibbon’s grandiose ego.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
She didn’t mean in her story, a man was actually killed this week at Nine Ladies in Derbyshire. Two arrested for it. I almost tagged Heather Moll when the story came out (she has two novels where Nine Ladies features predominantly) but decided it was too morbid of a joke.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Every once in a while, I am given the opportunity to mess with my friends in an unhinged but whimsical way. Today, that meant making a chocolate raccoon to top off a cheesecake. 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The littlest mobster. He leaves the heads of ponies as threats instead of horses.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone has her spa day tomorrow, she’s ready too— looking a little scraggly 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I doubt he came name all his grandkids at this point 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Why will no one tell the Emperor he has no clothes on?
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If Mt Dew was a Trump brand drink 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is a clear sign that Bibi is about to drops more bombs 🤦‍♀️
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Maybe they started this crap to cover for the smell of unending decay from Trump. If everyone stinks, then Trump is fine.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I can picture his face with mascara running down Tammy Faye style already 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I worry that this is an excuse to push Vance out so they can put a Trump heir in as VP for when “it” finally happens.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Getting out a head of lettuce, but I give Bibi 48 hours before he starts bombing again. Trump is not in control of any of this shit and if it weren’t so damn pitiful, it would be funny. This is like Wily E Coyote levels of incompetence.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Wow, I guess that exculpatory evidence must be in the unreleased files! One would think that would be reason enough to release the rest of the files… if the evidence actually existed. Amazing how ready Vance is to lie & shill for Trump even as Trump sets Vance up to take the fall for the Iran deal.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He keeps talking like this and we’ll soon find out if Israel has a copy of the Epstein Files 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is may be a worse crime than Trump’s tacky ass birthday party last night 🫪
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Ian Malcolm's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ve seen sailboats with masts smaller than his ankles, holy crap 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I read earlier today that KT’s replacement plan involves the Governor making the appointment and that the appointed person must be of the same party as the exiting person. Which means Dem Gov Beshear could do the funniest thing ever and choose Thomas Massie to replace o’Connell. 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This lasts only as long as Bibi can keep his fingers off the trigger… so less than 4 days 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I am disabled, I do not have a problem with this. It doesn’t compare an elephant being hobbled to being disabled, it just questions how someone who is disabled can lack the empathy to understand why what they’re doing to the elephant is wrong.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Damn, even his resorts can’t seem to avoid adultery 😏
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I think you posted the wrong text/graphic combo
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Don’t worry, it’s Taco Tuesday. I’m sure the ceasefire will be back on as soon as Trump feels he needs to manipulate the stock market again.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Given how the cat looks, Spectre would be a cool name!
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Must be nearly time to introduce the 5yo to Clueless, best of both worlds!
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Glintstone Kris 🏳‍⚧ Maintenance Mode ⚙️🔧 @inoxian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Shout out to when Anthony Head heard that a trans guy was having some difficulties in his transition and was bummed out that all his photos with Anthony were of him pre-transition. So Anthony invited him out to his farm to take new photos and just kinda vibe for 5 hours being a cool dude.
A Tumblr post about Anthony Head and the poster called Jay.  The post contains two pictures of Anthony and Jay, one in a field and one with a horse.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What about the IMAX ones? 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Belly rubs first 😂
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Only NPCs from Oblivion: Remastered have smiles as creepy as that dude.
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Nope, that’s a dead dryad!
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Molly Johnson @mollymoon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Imagine being Trump, a man who looks so shitty in real life that even AI has to make the image of him blurry in order to look even semi-presidential 😂
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