Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's funny to me that my most cited piece of work is a WIP on Confucius Institute closures that was part of a random intellectual side quest I took. 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026@politico.com reporting: "...preserve its ability to accredit law schools...recommended ending the association's authority to oversee law school programs..." Incorrect. Once again and louder for the people in the back: ED recognition does not confer authority or ability to accredit. 100
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One last thing. As far as I know, the Department of Energy (DOE) doesn't recognize accreditors 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Everybody to repeat after me. ED recognition does not grant *authority* to accredit. ED recognition is related to gatekeeping for certain federal programs. One does not need ED recognition to serve as an accreditor. One needs ED recognition to provide access to federal programs like Title IV 182
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Modality of instruction itself is not a measure of quality. Thank you for coming to my TED talk 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Why did I just get 2 “breaking news” email news alerts from @politico.com from the 2024 election? 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026In the grand scheme of the dumpster fire that we find ourselves, it’s really a small thing, but people who conflate SARA and NC-SARA then proceed to use the wrong one for the given situation get a hard side-eye from me. They aren’t the same. Words matter. It’s really not hard. 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 18/05/2026It's not often that I get to use my content expertise from my undergrad major and my dissertation in my day job, but this year is special, I guess 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026When people ask me if I've ever considered going the faculty route or adjuncting on the side, I always say that teaching isn't my ministry. Because it's not. But I have so much fun popping in to visit my friends' classes. 130
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Everybody keeps talking about how KTI needs accreditation, but everybody is failing to mention that they also need state authorization in every state where they will have a student. You cannot not operate as a postsecondary institution (accredited or not) without state authorization. 083
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Email from United yesterday: “Yay! You’re among the first to get to use high-speed wifi from Starlink for free on your flight tomorrow!” Text from United this morning: “Wifi isn’t working on your flight today. Sorry boutcha.” 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026There is clearly a Millennial woman in charge of the playlist in Denver’s United Club this morning. Getting deep cuts from Britney’s first album at the moment. 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If anybody with connections to any of the negotiators could convince them to share a copy of the draft they're working from today, I can think of some people who would be very appreciative 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Sometimes I wish I had voting power for SARA policy modifications. Other times, I'm really really glad I don't. 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Rulla's husband's mistress is getting sued for breech of contract for violating her NDA by trying to out herself as the mistress all over social media and tagging Bravo. LMAO! Season 1 and RHORI is delivering. 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026"There have been reports..." "We have heard..." Ah yes. We love having "I have a friend of a friend" determining federal policy 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Anywho, how about that Summer House drama? Also, obsessed with Ladies of London: The New Reign. And RHORI has me hooked (even if I can’t really tell them apart yet - besides Ashley I. who I know from her Bachelor days). 110
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The University of Austin reference is a choice given... www.chronicle.com/article/the-... 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"We're trying to promote diversity." Oh? We are? I thought that wasn't allowed. 120
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I really should consider WFH on NegReg days to keep my screams to myself 020
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026As we get into "compliance with civil rights and other laws," I feel like it's important to state that accrediting agencies are not law enforcement. It's not their role to assess or enforce compliance with state or federal law. 044
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Despite the student negotiator's best efforts, many of the people on this panel still think that college students are 18yo, full-time students living on campus and chilling on the quad. "Future tax payers"?! Students. Are. Current. Tax. Payers. 110
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Gonna go out on a limb here and assume these tech fellas haven't considered state authorization as a thing they need to do once they start claiming to offer a postsecondary degree 193
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Every time there's a new #NegReg, I have to apologize to those with offices near mine because of the constant outbursts emanating from my office. Which should tell you how much restraint I exhibited while on NACIQI 020
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Today so far in sum: May. Should. Shall. Must. Permit. Recommend. Require. Statutory authority? 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Lazy rivers and "pink elephant buildings." The amenities arms race has entered the conversation #NegReg 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026WICHE is hiring! The Policy Analyst position is in my unit, and the other two are with WCET. Come work with me! workforcenow.adp.com/mascsr/defau...workforcenow.adp.comRecruitment 023
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Defending the seating arrangement that’s been implemented the last 2 meetings as “transparency” is a choice. The published roster of members clearly states how they were appointed. A seating chart isn’t necessary for the public to know who was appointed by which party. 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Dispatch from O’Hare: No busier than one would normally expect in March. But the number of babies seems really high? Though that could be because I’m trying to get home to my baby after being on work travel for a week 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This dedicated viewing and commentary brought to you by hanging at the airport 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Almost 2 hours into this meeting, and the committee is just now getting to what was supposed to be a compliance report. 100
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026We’ve got to agree on a term for these bachelor’s degrees that aren’t 120 credits. “Accelerated” implies you’re doing the same thing, but faster. That’s not what these are. They’re “reduced credit,” not accelerated. Thank you for coming to my discourse analysis. 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Today I am thankful my term on NACIQI ended. Am I still watching? Yes. Absolutely. But now I’m free to fully emote in reaction to the proceedings 020
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 22/03/2026That moment of dissonance when somebody’s appearance doesn’t match their podcast voice 110
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 22/03/2026A noticing: When I say “Go Heels!” to random people wearing UNC gear in public, I usually get a very confused look in response. When I say “Go Hawks!” go strangers in Iowa gear, they excitedly respond “Go Hawks!” with their whole chest. 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Reminder to self: Just because education conference, doesn’t mean everybody is going to understand higher ed lingo 240
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026You know my expectations are low when I’m impressed that a speaker remembers to mention Indigenous students and reservations. So shoutout to Arne Duncan, I guess. 000
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Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Trying to focus on the good discussions happening at AEFP, but ABC just cancelled TFP’s Bachelorette season so my phone is blowing up 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026First work trip involving flights in almost a year. Maintenance issue. After 90min waiting on board, they decided we need a new plane. Original departure time: 6am New departure time: 9am Off to a great start. 100
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/03/2026If you see me looking super confused during sessions at AEFP this week, no you didn’t. Other than some reading, I haven’t done anything involving advanced methods since I finished my dissertation in 2022. My brain is about to be fried. 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The world is a fiery hellscape, but I got to watch tiny hands eat peanut butter toast tonight 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Imagine my surprise when I hear @wesleywhistle.bsky.social’s name on one of my chaotic morning commute podcasts. Check out the latest episode of Scamfluencers for a nod to some of his pandemic area work at @newamerica.org 021
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Popping back on here to say I’m making an appearance at AEFP this year. I missed ASHE because we had our Commission meeting at the same time. AEFP is conveniently in the days leading up to a conference I usually attend and at the same hotel, so it’s a no brainer to just tack it on. 110
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I am reminded, once again, that many of the people yelling about accreditation and accreditors don’t actually understand the purpose of accreditation or what it is that accreditors do 010
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 16/12/2025First NACIQI meeting since my term ended. I can say already it’s a good thing I’m not there. I simply don’t have the strength to control my face that much. 000
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025No amount of warning can adequately prepare you for your first encounter with daycare germs. Do I even have an immune system? My goodness 020
Dr. MHM @mollyhm.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Safe travels and/or welcome to CO for anyone traveling to ASHE. I, unfortunately, will not be able to be there because our Commission meeting is also this week. But I will wave as I pass Denver on my way to the Springs 010