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Emmet Mojo McA

@mojomca.bsky.social
434 followers 369 following 3.9K posts

Oldish bloke with pets, loves music, comedy, film, and twatting about. Strong views on stuff, but only if I've been drinking. I also do all my own stunts. If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 57m
From beyond the grave? Did Clinton Baptiste phone this on or what?
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 10h
Un-fucking believable! Launch the cunt into a volcano and be done.
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Son of Eric @spiritof44.bsky.social · 12h
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 11h
Quality stuff from the big lad Squires.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A nice little ride down to the river and caught a beautiful sunset.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That hasn't gone as well as I would have liked.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll take it!
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, that's another week of naughties disappointment and dispare, mixed with the occasional 70s highpoint and a you get what you get 80s TOTP. You can all go back to ignoring everything I post from here on till 7ish next week. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bet even T'Pau don't remember this. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Siobhan Fahey, no Bananarama. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hazel Dean, or Charity Shop Sue? You decide.... #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck off. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lets be honest here Sabs. If it wasn't for some miracle, or unjustified act of God, or a human sacrifice of some discription, you wouldn't of had a career. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cracking episode. (Take note 2000s) #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More a case of an angry adult was about to twat one of us.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was just before sting became the unbearable arsehole we are left with now. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hearing an adult exclaim "Sweet jesus" growing up, meant it was best to clear-out of slapping distance. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You've got Elvis Costello at home. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least it's not hair rock arseholes. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shimmy-shimmy-shimmy and knicker flashes that hot dad's pulses racing back in '79. But again, not a pom-pom in sight, as Kate Bush warbles on about fuck only knows what. Not a clue what any of this about. Not. A. clue. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sarf Landans finest. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slim mic action. #SLIMMIC #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The shirt kid Jenson is wearing went on to have a very successful comedy special with Richard Pryor. #NecheJoke #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just crack on with producing Frankie goes to Hollywood and Grace Jones please. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This reggae has been marked as "To rude for you" by your local Undercover Police Unit. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a fucking banger lads! Fucking banger! #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does anyone else remember Andy whats-his-name being a bit of a conspiracy nutter back on the old twitter? #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cracking start! #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine if the king died now!
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a great pop song. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uncle Tom, who recently got divorced after turning 60, and his hair suddenly turned black again, doing karaoke at your cousins 18th at the local CIU Club. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this one of them joke bands? #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a change of musical direction I didn't see coming and I don't like it. I don't like it at all #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the fuck! #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one on that stage in Arman Van Helden. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's no "You don't even know me" is it. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wacca-wacca-wacca! She's fucking woeful. Tory soul music.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it safe to say that the Bluetones were one of the last true indie bands? #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Her voice flatter than road kill on the A6. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh for fucks sake. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh for fucks sake. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I couldn't find the gift. Otherwise it would have been post of the day, perhaps even post of the week.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*insert Cheif Wigham "Who's your messiha now" gif here"
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beautiful start to the day.
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Cloud Things @cloudthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your daily reminder #EpsteinFiles
Epstein Files
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday big man!
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rebel Dog found a new stick this afternoon.
The big lad, Rebel Dog with 2 huge sticks.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When they pick the secretary of state for NI, they always go for the biggest arsehole available. In this case, a guy who shouted from the sidelines about corrupt and entitled tory politics for 14 years, but took a knighthood as soon as they handed to the smug arsehole.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Bryant is a fucking rat.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The big lad, Rebel Dog has taken residence upon my bed. I was just in the middle of changing sheets and applying clean bedding. But alas, no more work can be carried out at this time. More as we get it... #Thebiglad #Rebel #Bed
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