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Emmet Mojo McA

@mojomca.bsky.social
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Oldish bloke with pets, loves music, comedy, film, and twatting about. Strong views on stuff, but only if I've been drinking. I also do all my own stunts. If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.

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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 16h
Beautiful start to the day.
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Cloud Things @cloudthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your daily reminder #EpsteinFiles
Epstein Files
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rebel Dog found a new stick this afternoon.
The big lad, Rebel Dog with 2 huge sticks.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Bryant is a fucking rat.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The big lad, Rebel Dog has taken residence upon my bed. I was just in the middle of changing sheets and applying clean bedding. But alas, no more work can be carried out at this time. More as we get it... #Thebiglad #Rebel #Bed
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A grim day for Ireland. Bigots allowed to throw hate and football players bowing to murderers.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm done with Sting, I'm bailing before the lute gets a look in. All in all, not a terrible band and a fairly acceptable solo artist but I think it's safe to say, we all envy Stewart Copeland for breaking a few of Stings ribs. Next time, try breaking his fucking smug jaw. #Thepolice #sting #twat
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stewart Copeland looks like he really wants to punch the fuck out of sting. #thepolice #Sting #twat
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9 hours of sex till his head fell off. #Sting #twat
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We only want to see Stuart Copeland beat up Sting. That's it. #thepolice #sting #twat
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always think of Marty Feildman when I hear this. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jimmy not getting his steps in this week. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a banger Lads. Banger! #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gas shares. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go on Daryll! #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meh.... #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finishing on a banger lads. Banger! #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bit of a noncey song really. Let's bin it and watch that footage of Stuart Copeland stoving into sting and breaking his ribs on repeat instead. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great single fron Linx. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a banger lads. Banger! #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its 1980, disco is dead people. Dead! D.E.A.D #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do not get queen.. I think they're fucking awful. It's tory rock. #toryrock #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Diana can't play the piano. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great to see Leo presenting. #TOTP
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Happy Starsky and Hutch Scene
ALT: Happy Starsky and Hutch Scene
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Finn brothers knocking out of the park. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This Reggae is marked "unsafe" by your local Undercover Police Unit. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is this shit? #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd disown anyone who bought this too. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would disown any family members who bought this. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pedo pop. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wasn't going to drink tonight. But suddenly not drinking feels like something I'll regret. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This sounds like all her songs consolidated into one terrible song. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I missed some absolute shite this evening. But fuck me, I've caught some fucking dross too. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would have been ace if Sen-Dog started throwing some shapes with pom-poms. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Hill bringing a bit of quality to the proceedings. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This fucking lightweight clown #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think I've ever heard this before. I'm not sure it matters either. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking hell, but that question time clip is a bleak reminder that the divide and the narrative of blame will take decades to repair. If you know anyone who's bought into this, there's no way back for them now and they want it to end in the most brutal way possible.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you fingered a cat? Fisted a horse? Blown a bull mastiff? Perhaps you fucked a chicken or just watched animal based porn. If you answered yes to any of these questions, then maybe it's time you considered a career with the FBI.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The "2 teir policing" cunts will be out in force for the next few weeks.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
4 days of a filthy head cold. I fucking hate head colds.
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The news continues to be utterly depressing.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
theguardian.com
David Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe lamenting the decline of once-mighty empires
Our cartoonist on Manchester United’s billionaire joint-owner showing a startling lack of self-awareness
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lot of talk about Denise Van Oten's curtains and the slab build box. #ohheerrmrs #celebritypotterythrowdown
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, I'm out. #Tinthepark
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now, I have an issue here. Old Corp Abrahams here thinks that his girlfriends mum and dad look down on him. And, in my view rightly so. I mean, what have you done that they can hand you over to the law? You're no angel are you Abe? Eh? No, you're a bit shifty you ask me. #Shifty #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is fucking terrible. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Great single. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There was some peoper singles in the charts this week. #TOTP
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Emmet Mojo McA @mojomca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All well and good Midge. But what if all she wants is for you to fuck off and leave her alone? #TOTP
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