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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My mom is right on Blackwater Bay- and she’s staying put. Stubborn woman. Here is a picture of her garage floor after Sally passed in 2020. The pattern was striking, but it took the whole family all afternoon to shovel this out.

Two inches of sand and mud in ripples. Took three generations all afternoon to shovel this out of the house. Ugh.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It takes so much effort to slash two tires. Also, slashing gets you a criminal damage charge, whereas flattening is simply criminal mischief (ask me how I know). Amazon has an elegant solution for that. Rapid tire deflators. Just preset the desired psi, slap them on, and let the magic happen.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well apparently I’m going to have to go full Sarah Connor up in this bitch.

I asked Google’s AI who would feed my cat if AI kills us all. It said nobody, and that it could help me estimate how long a large bag of cat food would last.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Float on and be free through infinity, Yayoi Kusama.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Plagiarism much? deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I too have a Bitsy! Aka- Bits. Itty Bits. Itsabits. Miss Bits. Baby Muffin.

The best kitty ever sits there being a very good baby.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

He took her townie Electra. If anybody sees it, holler.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Thieving little piece of shit. He’s hit my neighbors twice. #Bywater

Skinny dude lurking around trying the door handle of a white truck before he goes on to break into the garage and steal a pink bike and a weedeater.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Ok Axios. Can anybody track down this particular photo on the newspaper next to him, and determine whether it ran today/recently?

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Not sure. Just kind of pinned down waiting for it to let up so my friend can run to the car.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I’ve held onto this screenshot for seven years and I will never delete it. Ever.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Bitsy during the tornado warning, hunkering down low between my feet, because I’m the safe space.

My black cat curls into a ball between my feet.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I too have a Bitsy who is full of opinions! She’s a good baby.

A black cat with amber eyes stares at the camera. She’s the very best kitty.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

To put this in perspective, it is estimated to cost less to throw Bonnaroo- a camping festival with multiple stages, and about 80,000 attendees over hundreds of acres.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

To put this in perspective, it is estimated to cost less to throw Bonnaroo- a camping festival with multiple stages, and about 80,000 attendees over hundreds of acres.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Oh. We named a kitten Little Dude once. Now he’s the size of a manatee.

Huge ass black cat can’t fit into a cubby in a cat tree.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I understand. I found Bitsy in an abandoned incinerator, and now she has opinions about where her scallops are sourced.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I saw this sign today, and I have so many questions.

A sign that says “Do not put hand in toilet! It contains a sharp device that can cause injury!”

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Yes. Who are we to question our feline overlords?

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

What I see every time I click on Andrew Mountbatten under search.

A bunch of blank black and grey posts with no words.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Why is my husband such a dick? Some guy from New Roads had a whole ass live alligator down on Bourbon Street, but here at home…

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Here’s a pic of Capponi. According to Wikipedia, he used to throw “roving parties.” And here’s a pic of Capponi with Ivana Trump. Capponi used to run around with a gangster dude named Chris Paciello. And DJT used to show up at Paciello’s clubs. Seems pretty plausible.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

This is where I text my husband the photo and he responds no. He never says yes to baby wild animals. Bastard. See. That didn’t take long.

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Oh hey! It’s that time of year again. Lemme bust out the pic of Senator Cassidy truly representing actual Louisiana folks with his photoshopped Mardi Gras beads. #UtterChadbag

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

This week at my neighborhood grocery store.

Chips Ahoy cookies priced at $7.49 a pack.
*Insert curse words here*

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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Ah. Here we go. Gramercy Typewriter Company.

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