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MoJake

@mojake.bsky.social
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They/them, Robot Babysitter, pinball tech, and shameless furry garbage.

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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey @elliotthebunny.bsky.social You know your money is no good at Round Table, so could you please not jam up the machines for the rest of the kids? :p
A Chuck ‘E Cheese token sitting on the coin mech of an arcade machine where it caused a backup in the quarter-mech.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Posting this fun Ref done by a local artist who I met at a local farmers market! She’s not here, but you can go find her on cattailart.com :3
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ve been tempted to make public infrastructure videos about my local trail skating park for years, but today… Today it has been observed that on BRAND NEW sidewalk project, they decided to intersect motor vehicle traffic with pedestrians WITH A SILO OBSTRUCTING MOTOR VEHICLE SIGHT-LINES.
A photo of the perspective of oncoming motor vehicles to a newly built pedestrian path. Showing how much a vertical silo is impeding sight lines.A reverse shot of the same intersection demonstrating the pedestrian sight line.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Buldak rosé, otter style :3 Frozen mixed veggies and dries shrimps cooked in with a 7-minute egg.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Me too Whataburger wall, me too.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pin kitties! 🐱🦁☄️
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
There are worst ways to spend a Friday off.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I can’t believe it, I’m actually in the same town as Rich Evans of @redlettermedia.com! I’m breathing the same air as Rich -hecking- Evans! *deep breaths* … OHH mmMMYY GAAA..
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Duotron survived!* :D Thank you so much everyone at #FurCon2026 for not just making it a personal favorite FC, but letting this old box live its best life. I wish I knew how many games it racked up, but it’s safe to say it was more this weekend than the last 30 years. Here’s to next year!
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Course 2: tradition. Cornish game hen, brined with honey and rosmery. Brussels sprouts, roasted in balsamic, soy sauce, and red pepper flakes. Mashed golden potatoes, with shallots and thyme. Cranberry sauce with horseradish and pinot grigio. Home made rolls.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Course 1: Egg Toast. Pan fried hash brown, American cheese product, fried cured pork shoulder, fried kale, over easy egg. Diners will appreciate the complexity of textures that are capable in familiar ingredients.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Yo, look how good I am at holding balls. (Also I am super mature)
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Look at these lazy dorks. #cats
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
What a threatening apex predator. #Cat
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
Would you believe me if I said it was my first eggplant parm?
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Saw the tiny apex predators we keep around for our amusement going at it under an old cat box. Saw the critter they wanted and HOLY HECK that’s a big lizard! Guess it’s finally time to clean this cat box that got got in the winter storms. Otherwise the beasts vs kabolds war will happen.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Hecking rude Dragon’s Dogma!
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Hecking heck! Went with a “hot ones” halftime meal. Not gonna lie, the first four were actually enjoyable. I didn’t skimp on the last two…. Everything hurts.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
In honor of new strangers on the internet, here’s a picture of me polishing my knob. ;3
A bottle of Brasso metal clean and polished sitting on a sink, with a gloved hand polishing a door knob with a paper towel.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Forgot to post these. I was finally able to be completely shameless at our last local league #pinball tournament. I managed to even beat one of our better players at a game! Shoutout to The Flipper Room in Concord for being a great vibe, and having the smollest cabinet.
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MoJake @mojake.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Another Saturday, another round of Laps of P.
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