Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 1hhaving nothing but chips for dinner tonight :D question is, do i mean chips as in british chips OR american chips?? HMMM i'm not gonna say because english is shifty like that huh DON'T TELL MY DAD D:< 310
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 2hme taking a quiz in one of my classes today: ooooh, professor, this quiz is a repeat of last week's quiz!! the class: *SIGHS* SHUT UP RABBIT. DORK. 0150
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if you could go back to being a kid again right now, with all your memories intact, would you do it? you'd have to repeat your whole life again. would your brain even be capable of understanding your adult memories? could an 8 year old me understand what i learned in college & throughout my career? 4180
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i'm 8 unless i've haven't eaten for the day, then i'm 7. because after i ate, i'm 8. get it. AHAHAHAHA. ahaha. hah. um. *kicks hindpaw at the ground* 1170
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026did you know that toothpaste on a saltine cracker is basically the same thing as a mint oreo? :D stay tuned for more helpful hints from elliot! :D :D 340
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comBluey: Bingo Heeler Enjoys French FriesALT: Bluey: Bingo Heeler Enjoys French Fries 2122
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"I'm pleased to report that Elliot is now safely out of the pool and has taken a shower. He washed behind his ears. Inside ears. Behind his tail. Inside his tai... *BATTERY DIES*" D: 2291
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my name is elliot and im in a pool im in a pool because im very cool! I had to clean up raccoon stool so i could swim in my pool because im very cool! 🐰💦🍺🥽🍕🍕🐭 4180
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ask your mom if you can stay over saturday night!! :D don't forget your sleeping bag again or we'll have to share mine like last time *nose scrunch* 🫣👉👈 10542
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my entire vibe is just being the dorky little brother of your best friend that you secretly have a crush on. you come over for a sleepover and keep asking where i am. i'm only 1 or 2 grades below you but still sleep with a lion king blanket and watch bluey. you know exactly where my locker is. 2251
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026neat! the city is driving around spraying a mist into everyone's yards because apparently mosquitoes here have dingus disease or something like that *nose scrunch* 260
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can I participate in locktober, too? I've got a pretty neat lock on my front door and one on my garage and one on the backdoor. They're not as colorful as some of the locks I'm seeing here though *sniffs* 2180
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i need to find a place to hang these masterpieces c: 1191
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026DAD BUN TASKS FOR TODAY ✅HOA payment 🔳mow the yard ✅shave 🔳dad cologne OR optional aftershave 🔳clean pool filter ✅listen to WEEN because it's ween time ✅decaf coffee 🔳*REDACTED*🐥🫣 🔳*REDACTED*🐿️😰static.klipy.comBear In The Big Blue House - Bear Next to LampALT: Bear In The Big Blue House - Bear Next to Lamp 2110
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oh my GOSH it took me 8 hours to do my math homework tonight! from 4pm until 11pm. wait.. what's 4pm until 11pm? 5... no WAIT... 7. it took me 7 HOURS to do my math homework tonight!static.klipy.comMr Ratburn Steals Cake in ArthurALT: Mr Ratburn Steals Cake in Arthur 180
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026anyone wanna go to chuck e cheese with me? it's bitey chuck season and he has cute little faaaaaangs!! 👉👈 2231
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i hafta write a story for my composition class and i named my characters "peter bedwedder" and "walter wetbed" :D :D i expect an A. 2100
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026neat. raising my AC from 72 to 76 lowered my electric bill $150 :D :D *SWEATY AND DISGUSTING*static.klipy.comJasper T Jowls biting a boneALT: Jasper T Jowls biting a bone 5120
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we must eat the land people 🐟 we must eat the land people 🐠 we must eat the land people 🦈 we must eat the land people 🐬 190
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i'd give anything if my career allowed me to complete my projects without ever having to talk to another person in real time; just communicate entirely though project tickets. tick off boxes marking objectives as completed. no status meetings. no stand ups. no instant messages. no "camera on".static.klipy.comCourage the Cowardly Dog TypingALT: Courage the Cowardly Dog Typing 2200
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Computer, photoshop the kid out of this picture and replace it with me. Send the photo to my private chambers. 1120
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026HECK! it's international bunny day!! :D :D I'M A BUNNY! ➡️🐰⬅️👍👌🎉 610612
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026✅️ homework finished ✅️ crab rangoons ✅️ episodes of Arthur ☑️ put it on, bunny boy (assistance required) 2501
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why is this the funniest thing in the world to me? :D :D every time this title appears i rewind and watch it like 12 times hahahaha 🐰😭 it's also true that we buns are excellent burpers *NOD* in fact, i'm good at a lot of noises!! :D :D youtu.be/rN7KtwVbUg0?...youtu.beBuster Burps Arthur Laugh At ItYouTube video by Yafie A Raihan Productions 020
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026tummy is a bit upset today from stress D: i think this is a record - there are 18 meetings on my calendar today at work. had to wake up early to prepare. i'm currently in meeting 3 of 18. WEEEEEEEEEH.static.klipy.comBear In The Big Blue House Gets SurprisedALT: Bear In The Big Blue House Gets Surprised 340
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i accidentally bought a box of 48 pink erasers for school!! WEEEEEEH 3130
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HECK YEAH stuff i'm learning in college is USEFUL IMMEDIATELY! premise 1: some airline pilots are furries premise 2: furries engage in behavior t00berville claims is strange or "deranged" conclusion: therefore, we should fear that those pilots may endanger us. the conclusion doesn't follow 🔬🧠🐰 1110
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026work: everyone is required on camera for all meetings now - no exceptions me: ok... but... 🍪👾🌈🧸🔫🐰🐰🐰 141342
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026gosh now i'm thinking about "harry the bunny". i mean come on. JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO CUTE. 4394
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026im now prepared to get through what is going to be a particularly bad work week. 480
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026OH MY GOSH IM WEARING WHITE SHORTS AND THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TRANSPARENT IN THE SUN. OH NO. WEEEEEEEEEEEHstatic.klipy.comSimba's Shocked Reaction: You Know About That?ALT: Simba's Shocked Reaction: You Know About That? 5330
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026so for a couple of weeks now i've been running a little experiment where i force myself to get ready for work as if i'm going to an office. shower. shave. smoosh around my hair. brush my ears. puff my tail. thought maybe it would make me feel better overall. nope. no difference at all :P 250
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Things that make me nauseous - by Buster "These are the things that make me nauseous Gloopy green gloop that drips from faucets Blue hair that grows on slices of bread When your big old dog drools in your bed. When a dirty sock drops on your face, P.U. When your friend's baby sister starts to spew" 080
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026it took me longer to get the MLA formatting correct in my docx than it did to write the actual content D:< 5170
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i wonder if anyone's ever done any research to determine how many sauce packets are actually used vs left in a car or a drawer or simply thrown away. AND if we were to somehow collect them, how much liquid mass would it be? could we fill a swimming pool? a football stadium? cover all of delaware?static.klipy.comWinnie The Pooh Deep in ThoughtALT: Winnie The Pooh Deep in Thought 090
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"and the other terminator, who is a good guy now, did a SICK AF burnout on his motorcycle ...AND THEN the other terminator walked out of the fire after the truck crashed and he was like LIQUID METAL! IT WAS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN".static.klipy.comRobin Hood and SkippyALT: Robin Hood and Skippy 0200
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the endless hot possibilities within this single powerful image 😰🥵🥵🥵🔥 191
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026AH HECK. raccoons are back in my pool again. there was *whispers* doodoobutter everywhere in there again. piles of it. it was like doodoopocalypse. now i can't swim today because i have to super chlorinate and cycle the water D:< i just finished cleaning it up, brushing, vacuuming though.static.klipy.comBandit Bluey Says Cheese and Crackers!ALT: Bandit Bluey Says Cheese and Crackers! 1101
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026may i watch a scary movie tonight? :D :D *holds up a VHS copy of "The Brave Little Toaster"* 3140
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026flights booked for THE CON :D :D i have to start practicing normal social interactions like "hi, how have you been?" and "hi, i'm elliot! i am a normal boy" otherwise im terribly awkward and fumble and blush and just talk about chuck e cheese and spaghetti. im like alan turing in imitation game 👉👈 1170
Elliot Bunny Bunnerton @elliotthebunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my homework tonight is 33 math word problems D: i HATE word problems D:< WEEEEEEEEH 1100