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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
National dish of Ireland
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love how if you search "pervert glasses" on Wikipedia it just redirects you to the Meta ones
Cropped screenshot of the Wikipedia page for "Meta smart glasses", showing the title and text underneath reading "redirected from Pervert glasses" after searching that term
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The first one is how you talk after posting something like the second
The infamous Jar Jar with big naturals post followed by an "agreeable young boy" style justification ("I'm just an innocent young man following the lead of my elders")
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
- Thomas Tuchel will be England's favourite buachaill!
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The text from the original post was deleted (by the mods I guess?) but it's saved on the Wayback Machine web.archive.org/web/20181212...
web.archive.org
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There's a second half to the story!
A screenshot of the second half of the bean post, continued from the OP:

I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.

But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.

A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!

I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.

But I hates what she did to my beans.

On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."

But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.

What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)

Thank you.
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
They're teaming up to take him down
CMAT with Harry Hill from her Spotify Wrapped video message yoke
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Me getting home and seeing CMAT on the #latelatetoyshow like an hour after seeing her at the 3Arena
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I've never come across Tayto being microwaved before
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Look kids it's Johnny Sexton! Wow! What would you like to tell the kids Johnny? "Life is meaningless and I'll never feel whole again until the day I die" #latelatetoyshow
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Taking the Toy Show performance of the song from Wicked and really holding space with that and feeling power in that #latelatetoyshow
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Imagining an American version of the Toy Show where they bring out Elon Musk for the space kids and he does his goofy X jump #latelatetoyshow
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
You got that WRONG kid. The earth is flat and the moon is just a big tortilla #latelatetoyshow
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Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So cruel to spring a mashup like that on an audience that can't follow a beat :( #latelatetoyshow
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