Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I love how if you search "pervert glasses" on Wikipedia it just redirects you to the Meta ones 032
Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Me getting home and seeing CMAT on the #latelatetoyshow like an hour after seeing her at the 3Arena 0323
Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Look kids it's Johnny Sexton! Wow! What would you like to tell the kids Johnny? "Life is meaningless and I'll never feel whole again until the day I die" #latelatetoyshow 0112
Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Taking the Toy Show performance of the song from Wicked and really holding space with that and feeling power in that #latelatetoyshow 091
Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Imagining an American version of the Toy Show where they bring out Elon Musk for the space kids and he does his goofy X jump #latelatetoyshow 030
Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024You got that WRONG kid. The earth is flat and the moon is just a big tortilla #latelatetoyshow 010
Simon @moistsimone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024So cruel to spring a mashup like that on an audience that can't follow a beat :( #latelatetoyshow 082
