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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My reaction is always, what is wrong with a third of the country? And then I remember 20% of them think Hitler wasn't that bad.
newsweek.com
One in five Americans do not think Hitler was all bad: Poll
About 20 percent of Americans think Hitler had some good ideas, new data from YouGov showed.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you thought Ozempic was gonna improve your looks but your face was like, "Not today, Satan."
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coming soon, "Trump's Big Bigoted Book of Idiotic Idioms."
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My money's on braiding each other's hair, or in Elon's case, hair plugs.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He promised we'd see his tax returns in 2 weeks in 2020, and the First Lady of the Night's immigration documents in 2016. That's about 150 and 250 "2 weeks", respectively, or roughly 220 and 360 Scaramuccis for those who celebrate..
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Gimme that goddamn Nobel Peace Prize or I'll bomb you all to smithereens."
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark Burnett.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Speaking of "weave," my first thought was that he named it after Sy Sperling, the founder of the Hair Club for Men (and also a client).
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
His sense of humor could turn Texas blue.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And put it in the tallest, easiest to find and compromise spot.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Usha Vance sits on the board that voted to demolish it. One day he will be gone but the people who aided and abetted him will remain and we should never let them forget.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These guys all find God when it's time to try to escape accountability. Like Russell Brand. The evangelicult laps it up.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would seriously consider voting for someone whose sole platform consists of tearing down whatever he builds, rebuilding whatever he destroys, and razing Trump Tower when he's gone. Like the Rent is Too Damn High guy, but dismantling every visual reminder of Trump.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
American immigration history has always been about star-bellied sneeches pulling up the ladders behind themselves once they're no longer the newest arrivals. English vs. Irish, German vs. Italian. How quaint. Now it's melanin and a piece of paper. Tomorrow, planets and species.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's an exceptional communicator, and stands by his positions without alienating his critics. He's an Obama-like political talent, and this will really get under the skin of the insecure right as his popularity extends beyond NYC, but if there's anyone who can navigate it, it's him.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He was born without empathy, did not emotionally mature past the age of five, was never held accountable, given money and power, and is now regressing to a toddler because of cognitive decline. He was never whole to begin with and now he's turning to dust.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This. MAGA wants to run the government the way the 9/11 hijackers wanted to learn how to fly a plane.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A fetid stew of sunk cost fallacy, pride, and racism trumping criminality of any kind, because Jesus.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Rosenbergs were executed under the Espionage Act, not for treason.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The president of cutting cheese, and his isolationist, global interventionist, definitely not self-owning, contradictory foreign policy, stands alone. America Worst.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He had a captive audience that hate-read him at the NYT. He'll have a short half-life outside of that ivory tower bubble. How many people outside of a nursing home will tune in to watch that thrifted tweed sportcoat lecture about the catechism?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MAGA is a movement of emotionally stunted, pathologically immature people who chose a guy EXACTLY like them to lead them. Every Trump supporter I know is cringe-inducingly immature or someone who appeases them. No exceptions.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Exactly. Self-reported and wildly inflated. Mark Burnett mythologized his lies. The only time he's been truthful about it was when Ivanka said he told her he was more broke than a homeless man they had just walked past. To this day, we haven't seen his full tax returns.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His head slightly pivots, then his eyes, otherwise stillness. Pick any tiny spot, the reflection of his glasses, the tip of his nose relative to the background. 2 robotic movements. A human would need absolute control over their body to be that still, not an ailing elderly man.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only movement is from the camera, not his head. Not even his nostril is moving relative to the background.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is something very strange about his absolute stillness before his head pivots. Pick any spot like his nose against the car window and there is not even a hint of subtle movement like a normal person, especially an older person, would have. Is his head on a tripod?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Will one billionaire not stand up against election interference?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Interesting that Tiffany (in off-white??) gets top billing, Ivanka is shunted off to the side, and Don the Con sat this one out.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CBS is the new CBN. Hope O'Donnell is at least proud of herself for selling out as a North Korean-style shill for Christian nationalist propaganda, lower pay and humiliating demotions.
nypost.com
Exclusive | Norah O’Donnell’s salary slashed by more than half at ‘CBS Evening News’
“CBS Evening News” anchor Norah O’Donnell’s pay package got slashed by more than half this spring amid a brutal round of cost cuts at the third-place network, The Post has learned.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A penny for every audience member who recalled a recent visit to a strip club at his prompt.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Obamas reception in Dublin in 2011.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Probably intentional. Shots fired from the Jane Austen-quoting wannabe Mrs. Waterford IV descended from evangelical nobility, to the illiterate, pussy-bow wearing Mrs. Waterford III who climbed out of Epstein's pants to secure a genius visa. Cattiness through their clothes.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember when a politician could be crucified for wearing a tan suit, much less a salmon-colored sport jacket.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
May the curse of Howard Dean follow him the rest of his days.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope that doesn't mean there's a President Bongbong Trump in our future.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only time he sleeps next to Melania. And probably paid her triple her hourly rate to do it.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I heard, "in the history of the United Slice." I think we should accurately record his paraphasia.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He joined a mob organization thinking he'd be exempt from doing the hits himself.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those aren't empty seats. They're alternatively full.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Preach. A majority of Americans aren't sure they can trust their fellow Americans either.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Plus, the thousands of Muslims he claimed to have seen celebrating over in NJ that never happened.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No mention of her famous January 6th White House rug collection?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Either that or he thinks there's a Democratic president in office right now?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Leftist invisible tarmac wind machines ftw.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't think we talk enough about how Mark Burnett singlehandedly unleashed all of this upon us. All. Of. It. I don't understand why no one, and I do mean no one, has even asked that man so much as a pointed question, much less done a full accounting of his crimes against humanity.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He also claimed that he saw, with his own beady eyes, "thousands" of Muslims cheering across the river in NJ. Why hasn't evidence-based, I-do-my-own-research MAGA never celebrated the powers of his superhuman optic nerve?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Beta Cuck Brawl on the Mall Derp Duel at the Reflecting Pool ... sponsored by the Dept. of Education.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As it was being posted, this...
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And Iran, Iran so far away Just Iran, Iran all night and day I couldn't get away... 🎶
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Never been seen in the same place at the same time. Just sayin'.
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