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Moi Polloi

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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Speaking of "weave," my first thought was that he named it after Sy Sperling, the founder of the Hair Club for Men (and also a client).
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Obamas reception in Dublin in 2011.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Never been seen in the same place at the same time. Just sayin'.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The dismissive, condescending hand gestures, while literally looking down her nose. Perhaps one day historians will point to this moment and say, "This was how the Second American Revolution got started."
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Service members, remember this at the polls in November.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rehearsal for when they smuggle him out of the country and reunite him with his bestie.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So many near misses with this guy... what are the chances? And he still couldn't make a casino win.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Who is briefing these artists?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Next cabinet meeting, wigs to go with the Florsheim shoes.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yes! Came here to post that. We really need a wig advent calendar just to ramp up the humiliation for these ridiculously insecure war criminals.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can someone supply a chart of names and faces of the people who laughed and applauded him, please. They should not be allowed to live this down.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Deformed, like Mar-a-Lago face?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Needs more bikini-clad Liberty University co-eds while his wife is screwing a pool attendant in the corner while being filmed to be truly Christian.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"He's receiving excellent care."
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I remember when we had a president who didn't look like he was strenuously resisting an urge to hurt them. That poor kid with the pacifier is downwind of who knows what. Also, what is going on with the arms of that woman in the 90s prom dress?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Maybe she should ask her boss how he achieves his bodacious ass bulge.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
With any luck the incompetent people he hires will give him the Ecce Homo treatment.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tied it like a garrote on the last guy, so maybe not the worst idea he's ever had.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Looks like being a lickspittle to the traitor-in-chief and his message of "America Worst" is really paying off.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Seems to be a theme with these guys – and the women in their lives...
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's not even a clasp but snaps! He can't even feel those with his swollen sausage fingers.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He has no concept of personal space or decorum given the solemnity of the event.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Wrong way vs. right way
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The reflecting pool, soon.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't wonder why he does it, it's just his ignorant version of "my patriotism goes up to eleven." I just wonder why no one on the right has called him out on it. When we're all forced to hang a picture of Dear Leader on our walls, I'm going with this one.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Real men vote for real men who go on vacation while Mother Nature batters their home state.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It is to them.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yep, he was steadying himself with that pat. Like the time they tried to spin him holding Theresa May's hand as him being "gentlemanly." This was in 2017, nine years ago, walking along the WH colonnade, a fiendishly difficult obstacle course.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And for the dumbest of reasons. Irizarry's the son of a 1980s soap opera star, Vincent Irizarry, an actor on Guiding Light, All My Children, Y&R. Daddy bought Jr. fancy lawyers who got him a slap on the wrist for J6 and readmitted to the Citadel. Guess who's fixated on NYC D-list “celebrities”?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Yes?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
He's doing great. Lowest BP ever!
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"No juice" is literally the Republican brand though? Middle aged to elderly bland white men, who, given any another ethnicity would probably be living in a group home. I mean, this is what passes for "juice."
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Correct threat-level response.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
They got the fist jerk-off seal of approval. They're made men now.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time." Apart from the fact that I can't tell if it's Trump or Andy Borowitz... is that a pregnant man standing behind him?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Same energy.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And that's WITH the shoe lifts. Does anyone else remember how at Butler he lost his shoe after Secret Service tackled him and he kept saying over and over and over again, "Let me get my shoes"? Like, his ear is supposedly nearly blown off and the first and only thing he's worried about is his shoes.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A lot going on in this video. What's up with the hazmat guy pointing a gun (or a nozzle); the lone black guy looks like he'd rather be anywhere else; and they're all standing in front of a sign that says "Mid-America" which may actually be pretty accurate.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Energy
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What's extraordinary is that her face moved for the first time in 20 years. Meanwhile, who wore this expression better...
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The only Melania worth a damn.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Attending that wedding paid off.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Newsom's perspective of who he's raising vs. reality
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Trump: Hold my beer...
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Looks like they debuted the spring collection for Econopeople from the Handmaid's Tale.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So his foreign policy is ripped from the 90s dating advice negging guy?
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Shadow vs. piss is the blue-gold dress debate of 2026.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It looks like gluttony. And remember what happened to gluttony in Se7en.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Her heinous offense? "She suggested that Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh was out of touch with the experiences of working-class people." This was his reaction.
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
He should've just said he was channeling every preppy asshole in every 80s movie and he would've gotten away with it.
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