Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026 2678257
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Isn't it interesting that the same guy who played a 104 year old vampire who pretended to be a highschooler and preyed on a 17 yo girl is now going to play a guy who has a tv show about confronting child predators? That's a bad explanation of Robert Pattinson's movie career but idc. 020
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When am I throwing a party? Babe, I'm not even comfortable starting my own group chat. 010
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wish to sleeeeeep. I'm going tovwork and then I'm going to bed. 010
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can't stand gloves and just need my tips temporarily covered 110
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I made finger covers at work because for some reason I have special fingers that destroy ink if I touch paper. I wash my hands and even sanitize them and it does not fix the problem. I'm posting this to patent my idea. NO STEAL 131
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Based means you pour juices on top of a meat, usually turkey, to keep it moist while it's cooking in the oven. What a boomer 😎 020
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Men need to stop having first names that are also middle and last names. Please. Also stop putting lastname, first name as your email name. If I see, 'George Ryan Scott Michael' your name is not Michael. It's George. 010
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Maryland friends: Make sure you're registered to vote and checking your sample ballots. If you start researching all the candidates and questions now, I think you'll be able to make an informed decision by election day. voterservices.elections.maryland.gov/VoterSearchvoterservices.elections.maryland.gov Maryland, State, Board of Elections, voting, polling place, campaigns, candidacy, voter registration, election, elections, campaign finance, register, vote, HAVA, petitions, voting system, Maryland St... 010
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today. 6047871525
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Be Good - Gator Days 303949575
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY 4448181660
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please acknowledge your bisexuals today. They are really exhausted being only seen as gay or straight depending on the gender of their partner(s). 020
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A giant Squishables Mothman for $260 isn't too much.... right? 000
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah. Exactly. It's all kind of annoying but it just blows my mind how off ive been about it. 010
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bra sizes are the most standard sizing because they actually use measurements. Most other women's clothing sizes is very much objective and marketing bs. 100
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereXaviera 🌈🩷💜💙 @xaviera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When the artist uses your piece for advertising and you reshare 81891581
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This lady at Victoria's Secret told me my size and I was like, "haha there's no way" and went on with my day. I measured myself at home and she was right. All my stuff is like 2 sizes too small for me. 200
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sometimes it is really annoying not being able to accurately perceive my body size. I don't think it's something I need mental health help with cuz I don't feel bad about my body but it is annoying. Specifically, I found out yesterday I've been buying the wrong bra sizes. 100
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75261909821
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The phrases "We're just normal men. We're just innocent men." Has been living rent free in my head for a week or so. Help. 130
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereCatsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"CoupleWiiiiiiiii", a love story between a ferret and a husky, by Alan Liu on Instagram. www.instagram.com/alanliu.art 81472491
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yesterday, I felt like I was dying and tonight, I feel no pain. What a life. 000
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Basically, I'm practicing my different scream patterns I've been practicing in my car. 030
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm at a concert for a band I don't know and I've decided to be their biggest fan tonight. Wish me luck. 140
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"The gorgonzola tells me you will experience financial issues. Be forewarned. We must consult the brie to find the source. Ah yes *dips cracker and takes a bite* your gambling will catch up to you soon." 010
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We’re just innocent men 81526511
Reposted by Alt-Moe-Sphereromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189725292
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Never let someone live rent free in your head. Next time you start thinking about them, send a pay request. 030
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereTaffi 🍂🎮 @sugarnookies.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Tanu asks "is dinner ready yet?" 😋🍔 🎨- @karikankan🐦 #art #cute #tanuki #raccoondog 1114
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've heard that it is now hard to ID where people come from correctly because the internet has necessitated more common use of words and pronounciation. No one can truly know where you came from (other than YOUR MOM!), just the origin of the words you speak. 010
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sorry your having a hard time this [In]sectember. 000
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereHearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Be sure to check your nuggets for foxes 221154289
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereLio @liossar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Despite everything, it's still you 92474532
Reposted by Alt-Moe-SphereCitations upon Request @hobbituscaesar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The ever glowing fantasies I have of a crisp Autumn afternoon with the sliding door open, windows open, a fire in the fireplace looking like it needs another log, and friends to hug and drink light boozes with. 132
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"Some people chose looks. Some people chose books. Some people chose cooks. I chose none of them." - Nick Smith, I Never Liked You (2026) 010
Alt-Moe-Sphere @moethra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The kids don't knock anymore. You're gonna have to make a 'Ring doorbell' or 'text when you arrive' joke. 000
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