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Artist, writer, fandom brainrot. she/they. Aged Bisexual. AuDHD. Disabled. Genshin Impact. FF14. 🔞 here there be dicks, youngins begone. ko-fi.com/moepuff archiveofourown.org/users/moepuff moepuff.straw.page

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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh #haikavehnsfw modern au but make it catboys -- Feline Persuasion Ch. 1 is LIVE! 🔗⬇️
Feline Persuasion
Or How To Socialize a Feral Architect and Not Fall In Love
Haikaveh + Modern Hybrid AU + E-Rated
By MoepuffChapter 1 Summary:
Al-Haitham has long held the belief that one should make all of life's decisions with clarity and conviction, because regret is one of the most pointless wastes of time he's ever had the misfortune to encounter. He holds himself to this standard and expects very few people to meet it—after all, he's long been aware his point of view is unique, and that most people lack the confidence in their own goals to have that sort of clarity in the first place.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh Regency AU Fluff - What Makes Life Divine ft. KFC collab outfits archiveofourown.org/works/661337...
What Makes Life Divine
By Moepuff
Haikaveh + Regency AU + SFW + 2.2k
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I got to write about the Desert Foxes showing Kaveh their very...special brand of gratitude for @heart-teyvat.bsky.social ! 🤭It's a very fun piece,and I'm really excited for y'all to read it! Preorders are open now, go get your copy today! heartteyvat.bigcartel.com/products
Writer Preview: Clover:

"After the ringing had stopped and Kaveh had retreated to the forest again, the fox clans all convened together with their elders to discuss what had happened, and came to the same conclusion: that Kaveh must be a fox, because he is far too kind, far too brave, and smells far too pleasing to really be a human, even if he is gangly, badly-proportioned and terribly loud.

Which brought them all to the second and more important topic of the meeting; Kaveh is absolutely terrible at being a fox."
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
tsuchinoko...real.
a calico cat lays on top of a PC tower, tucked under herself to resemble a fat fuzzy slug instead of a creature with limbs. She looks sleepily directly into the camera, enhancing the effect.

Several stickers are on the PC, reading "Now that's what I call ADHD", "I Heart Old Woman Yuri", "I Heart Old Man Yaoi", "No Eye Contact Gang", and a depiction of a fat snake in a cowboy hat reading "Scree-haw".
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
birthday #wipwednesday 🍰
If Kaveh never thought about it, and never dwelled on how Al-Haitham vanished for three day every six weeks and came back looking like he'd been run over by a Sumpter Beast that personally murdered his grandmother,  things were almost good.

He really should have known better. Nothing good in Kaveh's life ever came for free. 

Kaveh couldn't even really blame Al-Haitham for it. He'd grown careless, after the tournament, and then grown very busy. He hadn't kept track of his store of suppressants very well—not until he unexpectedly run out. Even then, Kaveh hadn't panicked—it took a few weeks for it to work out of his system when he stopped taking them. That would be plenty of time to go and get more. It wasn't like he'd go into a heat instantly, the moment the drugs had ceased, either. 

Some people would argue that Kaveh could not have possibly accounted for an accident in one of th specific Amurta student labs that shared a ventilation system with the Kshahrewar lecture halls. Kaveh would have argued back that he'd graduated from the Akademiya with honors and knew damn well that he should account for the most impossibly ridiculous nonsense to happen at the exact worst moment.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
#wipwednesday
“Sunlight Nara, we must apologize for not recognizing you before. Arakasyapa thought he’d seen a ghost, so startled was I to see you.” 

Kaveh blinks, and kneels down to the Aranara–Arakasyapa?--so he’s closer to eye level. The two Aranara following their lead bobble their heads in agreement, leaves swaying gently as they do. It is so unbearably cute Kaveh isn’t entirely sure what to do with himself, but he must focus on the task at hand.

“It’s alright, Arakasyapa. But right now, I think I need your help.”

The Aranara all nod in unison, causing another rippling bobble of leaves, and look as solemnly as their faces allow up at Kaveh.

“We know. You are trying to stop the nara who consumed Marana. You are here to save Nahida. That is why we caught the bad Nara’s ghost for you, before he slipped away.”

Kaveh blinks. Blinks again. Looks up at where Siraj struggles to escape the Aranara, and blinks a third time.

“His…ghost? Isn’t this a realm of dreams?”

“All dreaming things have a final dream as they die. This was the promise made by the Lord of Verdure, and remains so now,” Arakasyapa says gravely, and shakes his head with an unsteady wobble. “This Nara was touched by the Marana, and we would have to plant him for a long time until his vipyaras could grow again, but you, Sunlight Nara, the Marana flees from your touch. It leaves a path that you can follow, through him.”

“Marana…is what you call the Withering?” Kaveh asks carefully, the beginnings of understanding clicking into place in his mind.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh #explicit Alpha/Alpha Yearning is finally up! archiveofourown.org/works/63800452
Brightly Blooming Dendrobium
Haikaveh A/B/O, Alpha/Alpha, Explicit
By Moepuff
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh wip wednesday as I emerge from monster hunter wilds induced hiatus all weekend
“...” Kaveh looks very much like he’s debating fleeing from the kitchen, and Al-Haitham’s eyes narrow, a silent warning that Kaveh cannot outrun an insomniac undergraduate student and a woman who comes up to his armpit, and thus he doesn’t have a snowball’s  chance in Natlan of outrunning Al-Haitham.

“You have to promise not to laugh at me,” Kaveh starts, though the way his eyes stray away from Al-Haitham’s face seems to imply he’s worried about a much harsher punishment. “And–and before anything else, if you’re not comfortable with me being here during rut, I–I’ll get a hotel, I’ll find somewhere, it’s your house–”

“Don’t be ridiculous. With what mora? Do not remove yourself from our home over problems you’ve imagined yourself, without even telling me what is going on.”

Something in Kaveh’s face shifts at the words ‘our home’, something Al-Haitham can’t quite put a name to. But whatever it is, it is beautiful, soft and aching as he finally makes eye contact with Al-Haitham. The kitchen seems to smell of summer rain, their flowers no less present but somehow no longer discordant and overwhelming, as everything settles together. Al-Haitham can no longer discern the individual scents that make up the layers as they weave through one another, becoming one scent, singular.


Ours.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh 🔞 Dragon AU - A heart made of sunlight ch. 10 is LIVE! Wherein things escalate Very Quickly. 🔗⬇️
A Haikaveh Fairy Tale
A Heart Made of Sunlight
E-Rated + Fairy Tale AU + By Moepuff
Updates WheneverChapter 10
The Forest Rangers stopped Siraj at the very edge of Ghandarva Ville, and that is where Kaveh finds him, as fast as his legs can take him. He’s not sure how it is faster than Al-Haitham or Tighnari–perhaps it is the magic still wild in his body, or perhaps he’s just used to the adrenaline, the burn of fear. He doesn’t think much about it, he can’t, not with the ugly way his stomach twists and his heart and magic seem to want to claw out of his chest.

It’s just as much fury as it is fear, for now. Siraj may well tip the balance, and Kaveh can’t tell in which direction until he finds him.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh 🔞 PWP - White Dress and Ruby Shoe is live! archiveofourown.org/works/63224101
A graphic with a yellow to red gradient, from left to right. graphic art of a dress and a high-heeled shoe are on it.

White Dress & Ruby Shoe
Haikaveh + Explicit + PWP
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
@fanfictionfesta.bsky.social I'm joining in with a #haikaveh character study I wrote in November! It's about Kaveh and his grief and also his mother! #ff_festa It didn't get a lot of hits but I'm still very proud of it. archiveofourown.org/works/60447802 tagging in @tasogareika.itch.io reika.itch.io
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
-1: current wip (alpha/alpha) -2: favorite fic (a heart made of sunlight) -3: the fic I've been planning the longest (inheritance) -4: the fic I've found hardest to write (studding fic) Tagging @tasogareika.itch.io @babenclaw.bsky.social uhhhh @maleficarwrites.bsky.social
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Welp, we made it a month into 2025 before the healthcare system shat in my dinner again! I am short about 600 dollars due to my old insurance deciding to fuck me in the ear. I need some help while we get this fixed, so my kofi is linked below + sharing this would be a huge help! here is an algo cat
a calico cat lays on top of a computer tower, leaned against a plush orca. she has tilted her head in a curious and friendly manner, that makes her look as though she is winking at the camera.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
#cloverwrites February's patreon poll is up for all paid members! It includes a look at everything on my docket for february and the chance to make suggestions for next month's poll. Please look at this cat and this finely crafted link! Give it a share if you wanna! www.patreon.com/posts/februa...
A cat tucked very close to her owner and peering out from a pile of blankets. Her expression could be best described as apprehensive and somewhat judgmental of all this malarky.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING
a slightly blurry photo of a camellia blossom
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
#cloverwrites #original - Sacred Geometries, a piece of short original fiction for a Blue Rose campaign from 2023. archiveofourown.org/works/62583160
Sacred Geometries 
Original + Teen + 3721 Words
By MoepuffThere had never been a time Vasily had not known for themselves what they were, only the time before they had the words to describe it, and the time before they knew that not every person’s flesh was a puzzle left behind by Selene, interlocking parts and nestled valleys into which a soul almost, but did not quite entirely fit.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh The winner of my next longfic poll has been decided! During february I'll post some of the planning process, and 5$ and up members will get early access to chapters starting from march! This fic will only go live on ao3 after dragonfic is finished, so get in early! 🔗⬇️
A patreon poll showing the following options.
A/B/O Cinderella (Kavetham) at 17% 
Modern Hybrid AU (Haikaveh) at 47%
The Bird of Paradise (SWITCH) at 30%
Pokemon AU (SFW) at 7%.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#cloverwrites #haikaveh #nsfw Dragonfic AU- A Heart Made of Sunlight ch. 9 is now live! read ch 9: archiveofourown.org/works/542741... read from the start: archiveofourown.org/works/542741...
A Haikaveh Fairy tail: A Heart Made of Sunlight.

E-rated Fairy Tale AU by Moepuff. Updates Whenever.Chapter 9 Summary: 
“Collei first?” Not your mother, the unsaid part of the question goes, and Kaveh cannot bear to even meet Al-Haitham’s eyes, looking away to the windows, and how the golden sunset has begun cooling into the silver and purple shades of nightfall.

“She’s young. Still relatively healthy. And as I said, this is not…going to be easy, even knowing what I must do.” 

Kaveh cannot say out loud that Collei will likely survive the attempt if it fails. He cannot even acknowledge the fact that his mother might not survive a sloppy success.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
#wipwednesday alhaitham going through it is my favorite flavor of haikaveh
Unfortunately for Al-Haitham, he’s recently come into possession of a group of people willing to push past that second point, and even more unfortunately, he’s found that letting his guard down is rather pleasant, when it involves people who do not see his uniqueness as a flaw to be corrected. It is unfortunate, because with the boon of true companionship comes the truly unpleasant ordeal of being known. 

Maybe half a dozen people in Teyvat have learned enough about Al-Haitham to confidently say that the third fact anyone learns about him is that he is deeply, obviously, hopelessly in love with Kaveh. The reviews have come in and they agree that this should, in fact, be promoted to the most obvious thing about Al-Haitham, as though he should wear a sign around his neck that proclaims that he has been in love with his best friend since they were in school for all the world to see.

(“Though really, I think anyone with eyes in their head to read wouldn’t actually need the sign,” Cyno comments over the deck he is shuffling despite the games that night having been long finished. 

Al-Haitham quite heroically does not pour the rest of his beer down Cyno’s chest. The beer is awful, but he paid for it, and he’ll finish it, thank you.)
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
#haikaveh 🐲🍆🍆
two men having sex. there is no drawn background, but the posing implies they are pressed up against the wall. The top has horns, a long tail and a long tongue, and is implied to have a hemipeen--two dicks.

his husband's enjoying this greatly.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
#haikaveh the Dendro Dragon of Sumeru (drew dragon haitham from my fic.)
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
#kavetham 🔞fic - Suffering from Success Wherein Alhaitham gets introspective while getting backshots. archiveofourown.org/works/61733191
Suffering From Success
Kavetham + Explicit + 2k + PWP
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
ovo?
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
PEICHI I AM GOING FERAL THE GROWLING THE BITING THE HEART PUPILS
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I might fall asleep but I'll answer in the morning!
post this and let your mutuals ask you any question!
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Someone wants in on the zine apps
A tuxedo cat stands obstructing both screen and keyboard. On screen is the contributor application for a zine.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
It's the end of the year so I'm promoting a few of my favorite haikaveh fics I've written this year. Links down below!
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
a three panel comic, featuring popular meme text.
Panel 1: text reads LIE DOWN, and displays Kaveh curled up in the fetal position, eyes swelling with anguish.
Panel 2: TRY NOT TO CRY: Kaveh rolls over to his other side, still curled around himself, trembling.
Panel 3: CRY A LOT. A close up of Kaveh's face as he sobs profusely.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Eheh
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
🥺?
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
#cloverwrites #haikaveh #nsfw - A Heart Made of Sunlight ch. 8 is live, wherein Kaveh does some dragonriding and also plot happens I guess. archiveofourown.org/works/542741... Ch 8 here archiveofourown.org/works/542741... read from the beginning!
A Haikaveh Fairy Tale: A Heart Made of Sunlight
E-Rated Fairy Tale AU by Moepuff
Updates WheneverChapter 8 Summary:
"Let me tell you a story, hayati, of an ambition that turns love into tragedy."
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
yeah let's do this version instead.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
wip...friday hello yes I've been sick anyway here's kaveh being an utter disaster.
“Nilou wouldn’t have remarked on it either, as she’s much the same as you–and we did not expect you to grow so powerful so quickly. Naturally, you already were, and I am astonished by your sheer luck that it has gone undetected all this time–”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“It is my grandmother you dream of, Kaveh,” Al-Haitham shifts, crawling across the bed to loom over Kaveh, eyes still uncannily and unnaturally bright. “It is one thing to dream of your familiar’s memories–this is expected, and the only way most Akademiya scholars ever dream after childhood. It is entirely another thing to slip into the dreams of others, and have them as your own.”

Kaveh swallows, throat too dry to ask the million-and-one questions crowding his tongue, arrested by the shimmering heat in Al-Haitham’s eyes. It might resemble anger, but no, it is an entirely different sort of heat Kaveh feels in his bones, caught by that inhuman shimmer. He cannot even ask himself when he became so weak to the fire of Al-Haitham’s eyes, because the answer is roughly thirty seconds after the first time he looked into them.

It is inconsiderate and terribly rude for Al-Haitham to be a creature of such unquestionable beauty, given how little the pretentious newt has ever cared for aesthetics.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
hey I hate to ask again but I am staring down the barrel of picking between bills and food so if y'all could share my kofi around that'd help a great deal. We'll resume your regularly scheduled yaoi posting soon, promise. ko-fi.com/moepuff
a cropped image of an account balance for a power bill, reading $201.00 USD. All identifying information has been cropped from the image.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Oh absolutely the fuck not.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@velkia.bsky.social hehehehe
a picture showing two prints underneath a fan book. The prints show Kaveh and Alhaitham in pink tones, drawn in an art nouveau style. The fan book, titled "Taste", depicts Kaveh straddling Alhaitham and feeding him a strawberry. all artwork is the product of Bebert (formerly Velkia), who is tagged in the post.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If you see this, quote with your pets! This is Her Royal Highness Princess Naeva von Fluffbutt and Freya. Despite her size, Freya is 11 and often done with Naeva's shit.
A calico cat sits in the middle of a rug depicting Azem's summoning circle from award winning MMO Final Fantasy 14, now with a free trial up to level 70 including critically acclaimed expansion Stormblood.A small calico cat and a somehow even smaller tuxedo cat are sitting snuggled together in a round cushioned chair.A tuxedo cat receives pets and makes an expression of either bliss or supreme alcoholism. We must assume the former
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
oh, man. it's actually this one from my novel right now which totally counts ok.
It was commonly held wisdom that one's life and regrets flashed before their eyes as they died, but Ranell couldn't see anything, and the only thing he regretted was that his horse had fallen down the cliff with him. It had taken all his remaining strength to crawl to it and cut it's throat, a swift end for a creature that didn't deserve the suffering of a long, drawn-out death on the icy sides of the mountain,  but he had nothing left in him afterwards. He lay there half-draped over the cooling body of his horse, dimly aware both his legs were broken, and from the sharp pain when he inhaled, probably one of his ribs. 

So much for Ranell Aydin, youngest Captain of the Ironheart Hunters in the history of the duchy. None of that had helped him, out on the cold slopes of Snowcairn, nor had it really ever been of much comfort to him. Perhaps if he'd had any pride in the work, he might have found a sense of purpose in it that could have lifted his spirits and lessened his grief. Perhaps, if he had not been dismissive of the position and so focused only on his own pain, he'd have made true comrades among the other Hunters, and they'd have been less wary of an upstart orphan rising to command so swiftly.

Perhaps, if they had not been so wary of him, he would not have been alone on this mountainside with his brother's murderer, and not thus ridden right into a trap.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Well ok
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Sure, I'll slowly poke at this today
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
qrt your art that has ✨stars✨
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A LOT. (there will be another thread about the porn. if people want.)
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
like, a lot a lot.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I drew Vas....a lot. A lot a lot.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
But they are also Killing It at Gender.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Anyway Vasily is a Menace and they Can't be Stopped.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Okay one more.
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
(I could make an entire thread about these three but we're talking about Vas.)
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clover d. puff has the brainrot @moepuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Vasily was (and, one presumes, still is) in a throuple with Luca, a Very Normal Bard, and Rashida, who has no thoughts. Vasily may be holding the braincell but there's still only one between the three of them.
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