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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 22h

The bigger something is, the tastier it is. Evidence: Cow? Big. Pretty tasty. Chinchilla? Small. Not tasty.

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m coming down with a bad case of oyster flu, please pray to the Dread God of the Abyss for my health

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thank you all for tuning into my nieces twitch stream last night. Her cartel kill count is now up to 400+ We are all so very proud of her.

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am entering day five of my protracted people’s war against the manager of my local McDonald’s who refuses to give me a third pack of dipping sauce with my 10 piece McNuggets for free I need each nugget to be fully doused in sauce so it can slide down my throat without me needing to chew it

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m drinking methane, ethane, propane, butane, pentane, hexane, octane, and nonane, but never HEPTANE

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fun life hack: eat batteries for an immediate energy boost. I prefer Ds personally, but if those are too hard to swallow a handful of AAs work just as well

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Very sorry about my niece’s inactivity on Twitch lately. She was shot in the tummy with a cadmium-tipped hollow point round fired from a cartel helicopter in San Diego. This Friday, she will be doing a stream where she gets revenge.

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m feeling a little hungry, might bite off all my fingers for dinner tonight

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m thinking about painting myself silver

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Consider a fish eating a monkey.

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Maybe my math is off then, I guess they’ve just entered the Iron Age

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I heard the Bronze Age collapse just hit Winnipeg Manitoba, pray for them

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve started calling all my friends “my worms” and when we hang out I call that a “wiggle puddle”. I’m open to licensing these terms to anyone who is interested for great value, hit me up

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

4h 32m 6s. But I like to enjoy the experience of having the bulb in my mouth so I’m not always working on trying to take it out

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you’re ever bored you should try inserting an entire lightbulb into your mouth The game is to try to remove it without breaking the bulb, your teeth, or your jaw Whenever I play this the hours just float on by

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We need to normalize getting your dick sucked crazy style by an elderly man with no teeth

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Something happened 25 years ago on this day, but I can’t remember it for the life of me

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think I might designate today as “Moe Ottis Day”

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Something happened a year ago on this day, it escapes me at the moment

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I want to kiss the rabbit from Zootopia. Has anyone else ever felt something like this?

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My father knew Obama when he was still in the larval stage and said he was never nothin to look at

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My sister killed herself while watching Hoot (2006)

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Just split the beef atom for the first time in human history

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just invented a new particle, calling it the “Moeon”. Should expect the Nobel prize to arrive in my mailbox any day now

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hey sorry, I’ve been trying to get in contact with an old friend from highschool. Are you the guy who said he tried to birth a goat from a yellow test tube?

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just finished listening to “Killing my wife with a hammer” by Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Phenomenal piece of music. Highly recommend.

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m straight up gumming on a Dilly Bar

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Who up rn replicating they mercury

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The real Jelly Roll died years ago and the current one is a fraud. I know this because Jelly Roll was my COUSIN, and the current one is one of my evil cousins

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I can turn fish into ANYTHING

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’ll be sure to compliment them, hopefully he will blush

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m planning on interviewing Red from Angry Birds on what his experience was like having sex for the first time. Have any of you done something like this before? Any tips? Much appreciated

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Don’t invite me somewhere if there’s no hepatitis

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It’s real now. I chose one of you, not saying who. It knows where you are and will always want to be near you. I hope you enjoy

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What if there was an ant the size of a house cat and it had all your memories?

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I used to play Angry Birds in real life by grabbing pigeons and pelting them into brick walls so fast that they exploded into a cloud of red mist and feathers. I don’t move like that anymore, but god I fucking miss those days

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I just stepped on the frog equivalent of Pol Pot, you can thank me later

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’m afraid now both my hands are falling off. I’m typing this out with my tongue, but I fear that might be next. Give me a few more days to get back to

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Eating cigarettes for breakfast lunch and dinner just as the doctor ordered

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Don’t even TRY to serve me a drink unless it has one living and one dead frog in it!

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My mother called me a pussy for the first 22 years of my life not even knowing that she had one herself!

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Unfortunately as soon as I got my fingers back on my toes started falling off so I’m dealing with that now. I don’t have a cell phone number since my phone was stolen by the molemen and I’m still on negotiations with them to try to get it back. Lotta things going on Petey

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’ve got a lot of things you know? Like today, I was looking at my cockroach and my red sphere.

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Sorry Peter, I was suddenly overcome with a wasting disease and my fingers starting falling off. All good now though, I’ve gorilla glued them back and place and should get to that email soon

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Things happen to me, and sometimes I happen to things

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’ve got a backpack with an anvil in it that I take to Santa Monica sometimes. The kids love it.

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My teeth are made of gold and glass

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Please send all informations to moeottisofficial@gmail.com

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Moe Ottis @moeottis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Why Peter, I don’t believe I have. Care to provide some more information on this wonderful program?

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