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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 13/10/2026

I'm finding out my grandmother's family might be from a different Sicilian village 15 miles from where my grandfather was from and it's blowing my mind. I was always told they were from the same village.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 12/10/2026

Okay so apparently he took his Otomatome all over the neighborhood to show everyone and the neighbors all think it's cool.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 11/10/2026

I took this picture on the way to wing stop and thought it looked like one of those establishing shots on the X-Files, so I gave it the text of a location that is definitely flat set against an image that includes mountains in the background and desaturated it a little.

An image of a foggy Pacific Northwest cattle farm with the text "KALONA, IOWA, 6:48pm" in the bottom left corner.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 10/10/2026

Two weeks ago I started a temp job migrating policies after 11 months of not working. I'm literally faster and more accurate than copilot. That's right, I'm better at a job that's not even in my career than AI.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 07/10/2026

spotted these little guys in my yard today

two small red-capped mushrooms sticking out of the mulch in the shade of a fern

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 06/10/2026

I just bought my nephew an Otomatone for his 4th birthday

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/10/2026

It's so weird that because both of my paternal grandparents donated their bodies to medical science that there was basically no formal funeral for either of them. Also that due to my family still looking for paperwork, my grandmother's returned ashes are just hanging out in my parents garage.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/10/2026

it's a tie between the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz and Freddy Krueger because I honestly don't remember which one was first (thanks dad! 🫤)

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/10/2026

A random article from a New Jersey newspaper in October 1955 just keeps on giving

Patrolman Witness In Adultery Trial

HACKENSACK - A Saddle River Township man and woman are expected to take the stand today in Judge Arthur J. O'Dea's court to deny charges of adultery made by the woman's husband. Mrs. Patricia Dorrie, 29, a mother of two children, is accused of misconduct with Albert Hanson, 34, of 160 Evans Place, Saddle River Township in a car in Edgewater last May 8.

Charles Dorrie, 115 Graham Terrace, Saddle River Township, said he discovered his wife and Hanson in the car at 2:15 a. m. that day. Mrs. Dorrie has since moved to 395 State Street, Hackensack.

Although Dorrie gave the jury t of six men and six women a detailed description of the scene in the car, an Edgewater police-man, Patrolman James Dowling, who had gone to the scene, testified he saw nothing but a fight between Dorrie and Hanson.

Hanson, a driver for the Inter City Bus Company, and Mrs. Dorrie are being defended by Benjamin Lucchi. Assistant a Prosecutor Fred G. Galda is handling the state's case.

Edward Wright, 53-year-old accountant, of 927 Common-t wealth Drive, Teaneck, collapsed in the court yesterday while waiting to be called by the jury. S Wright was removed by court E officers and given first aid treatment by Dr. Henry Oshrin, of North Bergen, who was in the courthouse. Later he was taken to Hackensack Hospital for treatment.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 04/10/2026

Do you want a radioactive moon? Because this is how you get a radioactive moon.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 03/10/2026

What if we compromise and go back to all ads being mini musical movies?

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 03/10/2026

I just realized that people who didn't grow up in Ohio don't know about Cash Explosion Double Play, the local Saturday evening game show you got on by winning a scratch-off ticket. It was the most incredibly low-budget local game show with the realist people and apparently it's still running.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 02/10/2026

this reads like the update from a person in a spacecraft that is slowly crashing into Jupiter

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 02/10/2026

I mean, they won a basketball championship and then we ended up with a decade of the Orange Menace and diet fascism.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 01/10/2026

it's a known fact that god hates Cleveland

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 30/09/2026

Apparently drinking 2 gallons of apple cider and a half gallon of pineapple juice every week is atypical. pfft

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 23/09/2026

There is a scene change in a Thundercats episode that goes directly from a character saying "North by Northwest" to a shot of a murder of crows in-flight and if that wasn't intended as a Hitchcock reference, I'll eat my non-existent hat.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 22/09/2026

Somewhere buried in a box is 10 million pinback buttons with 5 million different graphics on them from PAX button trading of yore. I'm sure a bunch of people out there still have theirs too if they haven't purged them by now.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 22/09/2026

True story, one of my grandmother's uncles was named Shakir, but he went by Charles out in the world. But to the family, he was Uncle Shakey.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 22/09/2026

there is no such thing as too much wood on the walls

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 20/09/2026

For the second time now, Safeway has put an expired product in our order. The last time it was a pizza crust that was also broken. The worst part is now having to make a second trip out after all the shopping is done.

A container of organic black chia seeds with an expiration date of 8/26/26

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 16/09/2026

I particularly hate the ones that combine 3-5 steps under one step and it's just a dense paragraph of text to decipher over a hot stove.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 16/09/2026

Also yes, I print out recipes and put them on the fridge while I'm cooking.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 16/09/2026

This is the kind of shit that pisses me off about recipes. Why would I handle raw chicken, then touch a bunch of things only to handle raw chicken again. Either I'm contaminating things unnecessarily, or I'm washing my hands twice. Who decided this was the order of operations?

recipe with partial text visible:

salt

rosemary

½ tsp smoked paprika

¼ tsp ground black pepper

¼ tsp red chili flakes optional

structions

1. Place the chicken breasts between two pieces of an even ½-½-inch thickness. Pat dry with paper t

2. In a bowl, whisk together the Dijon mustard, hone paprika, and black pepper until smooth.

3. Place the chicken in a shallow dish or resealable well. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minute

4. Preheat the oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet marinated chicken on the baking sheet, leaving

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 12/09/2026

Well I watched it because it was on, not because I selected it with the intention of analyzing it against the current technopolitical climate, and I'm not taking notes or making content after either.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 12/09/2026

rewatched, not researched. curse you autocorrect

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 12/09/2026

I just researched Age of Ultron this week and it's like they think they invented Ultron and not just a glorified auto-complete machine with a fake personality.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 12/09/2026

I saw gas for 4.19 a gallon in Cleveland on 9/11. Later that day, all of the gas station owners were reminded of the existing anti-gouging laws and were forced to lower prices back to normal. Still, 9/11 was the first time I saw gas over $4/gal.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 12/09/2026

Meanwhile Hangar 13 translated an entire game into Sicilian, a language with no written standard, and had an entire Sicilian culture team for Mafia The Old Country. Games that do it the right way will always stand out above those that do it fast and cheap.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 11/09/2026

In Age of Ultron, Tony Stark calls for his hulk defenses from a satellite in space. But knowing what we know about placing and maintaining satellites in space, it would have made more sense to launch it from a ballistic missile somewhere on earth.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 11/09/2026

I am doubly glad to have graduated before 9/11 and left Ohio before it's complete decline into Florida Jr.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 11/09/2026

They still had you doing the pledge in high school? I graduated in 2001 and they stopped forcing the pledge down our throats after 6th grade.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 09/09/2026

Have you heard how the people of the Middle East became legally white in the US? It has to do with a Lebanese police officer and the lawyer who tried to argue he should be counted as Asian. His defense was forcing white people to accept the middle eastern people as white because Jesus.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 09/09/2026

Who remembers using Net Send to send messages to other workstations on the network?

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 06/09/2026

Give me a streaming platform where I can start a block of shows, get a branded intro and bumps around ad breaks, and some host segments and you'll have my subscription.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 06/09/2026

Streaming TV has cost us movie host segments and show bumpers featuring actors breaking the 4th wall. Remember when Leonard Nimoy would introduce TOS episodes on the sci-fi channel, or Angela Lansbury's "you're watching the Murder She Wrote marathon on A&E." Now we just have a loading screen.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/09/2026

Because I'm logged into my other account that automatically posts old tv commercials, I frequently get notifications that look like this

Screenshot of a blusky post that reads as follows:

Bluesky •now

Liv Well 🥑✈️ liked your post

Kellogg's SmartStart New Strawberry Oat Bites Commercial Recorded September 01, 2008 on Hallmark Channel in Cincinnati, OH #commercial #cereal #health #Kellogg's

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/09/2026

Unlike most people laid off from Amazon, I wasn't replaced by AI, I was replaced by Zoom... in 2025.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 04/09/2026

Going to head down to #paxwest for some of the day today and riding the #2 light rail for the 1st time. Hoping to run into some familiar faces & do some much needed networking for the job search. Look for Lando and you will find the Way (you will also find me, in a Lando shirt, at PAX, today only).

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 04/09/2026

My cousin did all of his mastering to the car test.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 03/09/2026

wouldn't* fix that line my kingdom for an edit button

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 03/09/2026

That does broach an interesting concept. Magic fire needing fuel to burn, so the magic is actually conjuring fuel and a spark hot enough to ignite it. That would open the door for the magic user to alter the color by conjuring different types of fuel (like potassium). It would fix that line though.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 02/09/2026

I'm glad to not be the only person to make this connection.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 01/09/2026

True story time. In 2001-2 I worked at a hotel gift shop and our initial stock of lighters for some reason were all Dale Earnhardt Sr memorial lighters. So for about a year, all of my friends had Dale Earnhardt Sr memorial lighters.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 31/08/2026

That tracks, I was about 23 when indoor smoking was banned in my state, so I spent more of my 20s in bars without smoking than with. Of course I spent about 19 years with indoor smoking at home thanks to my dad.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 30/08/2026

They've been begging me to come back with those same emails, probably to accept some new terms of service. I have a bunch of photos in there but not anything that I don't have backed up elsewhere. It was interesting to watch the emails go from "will be deleted" to "look what we found!"

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 30/08/2026

At first I read the text as "do you remember" and thought it was subtly implying "because if you do, you're old and might be suffering memory decline"

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