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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 03/10/2026

I just realized that people who didn't grow up in Ohio don't know about Cash Explosion Double Play, the local Saturday evening game show you got on by winning a scratch-off ticket. It was the most incredibly low-budget local game show with the realist people and apparently it's still running.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 02/10/2026

this reads like the update from a person in a spacecraft that is slowly crashing into Jupiter

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 30/09/2026

Apparently drinking 2 gallons of apple cider and a half gallon of pineapple juice every week is atypical. pfft

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 23/09/2026

There is a scene change in a Thundercats episode that goes directly from a character saying "North by Northwest" to a shot of a murder of crows in-flight and if that wasn't intended as a Hitchcock reference, I'll eat my non-existent hat.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 22/09/2026

Somewhere buried in a box is 10 million pinback buttons with 5 million different graphics on them from PAX button trading of yore. I'm sure a bunch of people out there still have theirs too if they haven't purged them by now.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 22/09/2026

True story, one of my grandmother's uncles was named Shakir, but he went by Charles out in the world. But to the family, he was Uncle Shakey.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 20/09/2026

For the second time now, Safeway has put an expired product in our order. The last time it was a pizza crust that was also broken. The worst part is now having to make a second trip out after all the shopping is done.

A container of organic black chia seeds with an expiration date of 8/26/26

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 16/09/2026

This is the kind of shit that pisses me off about recipes. Why would I handle raw chicken, then touch a bunch of things only to handle raw chicken again. Either I'm contaminating things unnecessarily, or I'm washing my hands twice. Who decided this was the order of operations?

recipe with partial text visible:

salt

rosemary

½ tsp smoked paprika

¼ tsp ground black pepper

¼ tsp red chili flakes optional

structions

1. Place the chicken breasts between two pieces of an even ½-½-inch thickness. Pat dry with paper t

2. In a bowl, whisk together the Dijon mustard, hone paprika, and black pepper until smooth.

3. Place the chicken in a shallow dish or resealable well. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minute

4. Preheat the oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet marinated chicken on the baking sheet, leaving

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 11/09/2026

In Age of Ultron, Tony Stark calls for his hulk defenses from a satellite in space. But knowing what we know about placing and maintaining satellites in space, it would have made more sense to launch it from a ballistic missile somewhere on earth.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 09/09/2026

Who remembers using Net Send to send messages to other workstations on the network?

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 06/09/2026

Streaming TV has cost us movie host segments and show bumpers featuring actors breaking the 4th wall. Remember when Leonard Nimoy would introduce TOS episodes on the sci-fi channel, or Angela Lansbury's "you're watching the Murder She Wrote marathon on A&E." Now we just have a loading screen.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/09/2026

Because I'm logged into my other account that automatically posts old tv commercials, I frequently get notifications that look like this

Screenshot of a blusky post that reads as follows:

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Liv Well 🥑✈️ liked your post

Kellogg's SmartStart New Strawberry Oat Bites Commercial Recorded September 01, 2008 on Hallmark Channel in Cincinnati, OH #commercial #cereal #health #Kellogg's

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/09/2026

Unlike most people laid off from Amazon, I wasn't replaced by AI, I was replaced by Zoom... in 2025.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 04/09/2026

Going to head down to #paxwest for some of the day today and riding the #2 light rail for the 1st time. Hoping to run into some familiar faces & do some much needed networking for the job search. Look for Lando and you will find the Way (you will also find me, in a Lando shirt, at PAX, today only).

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 01/09/2026

True story time. In 2001-2 I worked at a hotel gift shop and our initial stock of lighters for some reason were all Dale Earnhardt Sr memorial lighters. So for about a year, all of my friends had Dale Earnhardt Sr memorial lighters.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 29/08/2026

I heard the Seattle accent described as "Canadian surfer" and I can't un-hear it now.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 18/08/2026

Luther is majestic wrapped in this blanket

Black cat wrapped in a blanket with only head and paws showing

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 17/08/2026

It finally happened, I've started referring to years in this century by just the last two numbers. Specifically, I said "back in 23" when referring to something that happened in 2023.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 16/08/2026

Pistachios are not meant to be honey mustard flavored. This has been a public service announcement.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 15/08/2026

Make this make sense #neurodivergent friends. If I'm standing and eating, it's a transitional task. If I'm sitting and eating, it's a task that must be transitioned into. Even if the food is the same.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 14/08/2026

I'm not thrilled that I've hit the end of state unemployment benefits without so much as a promising lead or interview on the horizon.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 14/08/2026

my kingdom for an SSX Tricky remaster

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 06/08/2026

The original Planet of the Apes ending was a twist that after 4 sequels and a reboot franchise, nobody will ever be able to experience how it was intended again. And that ending, with little exposition, did some great visual storytelling. It's no wonder people wanted to explore it more.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 05/08/2026

There is a man named Gary in Florida who has signed up for Verizon with the Gmail address I've had since 2003. He has issues that prevent him from paying on time every month and I receive all of his email alerts. Today he just signed up for paperless billing, let's see how that works out.

Hi Gary,

Starting with your next bill, you'll receive a reminder when your bill is ready to view but you'll no longer receive a paper bill in the mail.

You can choose to receive your bill reminders via email, text or both. Manage your notification preferences or update your contact information at any time.

Manage notifications

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 02/08/2026

Watching David meet Kirk in Wrath of Khan after having watched the latest SNW episode hits different.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 29/07/2026

Some days I wonder if I should start making content about stories I find in the newspaper archives, like the woman who shot a man she was sort of seeing in a lawyer's office in 1920, or my great grandfather getting into a fight with a motorcycle gang in 1951.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 20/07/2026

Today I learned that when he was 21 and being robbed at gunpoint in 1978, my dad gave the robber the $99 from the till and lied to the guy's face about the rest of the money having been taken to the bank by my uncle when in fact he had $1500 in his pocket.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 19/07/2026

I keep telling my joke about Sisyphus, but I have to keep starting over.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 18/07/2026

When I was in third grade, a school bus lost its brakes and crashed into the front of the school. All of us kids were already inside waiting for class to start. My teacher had to run out of the path of the bus. I still remember seeing the bus wedged diagonally in the entryway.

No one was injured. The bus driver was the only person on the bus.

Police said the accident occurred at 9 a.m. after three buses unloaded children. Police said one bus began moving forward, veering right to avoid another bus in front of it. It then jumped the curb and crashed into the building.

No children were in the area at the time, police said.

The bus driver, a 47-year-old North Olmsted woman, said the brakes failed, police said.

Police declined to provide the driver's name and said they were unable to say how fast or what distance the bus traveled.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 14/07/2026

Why has nobody invented a stainless steel cat food bowl that is shaped like a wide inverted cone with a rounded bottom so that all the dry food always settles in the middle of the bowl? I have to shake Luther's food bowl 3x a day because he doesn't like eating from around the sides.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 13/07/2026

I've tried everything else at this point

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 09/07/2026

Samurai Jack is a master class in environmental storytelling.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 08/07/2026

I can very much relate to Supergirl wearing headphones to drown out the noise of the world.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 07/07/2026

Photobucket has been desperately emailing me trying to get me to log in again so they can force me to accept their new terms of service, which I'm assuming will let them feed my 20-year-old photos into AI or some facial recognition tech. Jokes on them, I still have those photos backed up locally.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 03/07/2026

My headcanon is that Wargames and Stargate take place in the same universe.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 01/07/2026

Who needs to be contacted about doing a Stargate documentary like the recent DS9 and Voyager docs? I would definitely watch that.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 27/06/2026

To compound, I'm not thrilled that a bunch of video editor jobs in my space have "be comfortable speaking on camera" as a job requirement.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 26/06/2026

I have a cashew chicken recipe and right at the top above the ingredients, I added "put the rice in the rice cooker now" and since I've done that, I haven't forgotten to put the rice in the rice cooker in time. #adhdhax

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 23/06/2026

I want to be part of a group aimed at getting a critical mass of people to stream certain shows/movies at the same time to get the actors in them a bump in residuals that month. I don't know what the numbers would have to be for it to be meaningful though.

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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Repost if you can hear this image blaring

Photo of Microsoft's 3D Pinball Space Cadet

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 21/06/2026

Buying meat precut as "stir-fry" meat is my voluntary ADHD tax.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 03/06/2026

When historians study this period, they're going to have to explain how corporations favoring engagement numbers over quality and quarterly returns over long-term strategy lead to the downfall of society.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 31/05/2026

I managed to catch the crow on video dunking food in the birdbath and then eating it.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 31/05/2026

This is why we can't have nice things. I hope all of the creatives find a place to put their links that won't feed their work through the slop machine.

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Moe Fwacky @moe.fwacky.honey-sauce.com · 30/05/2026

Was anyone else that kid who read the movie novelizations of movies you weren't allowed to, or couldn't afford to see?

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