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AND IF YOU KEEP SPEAKING AT THE SAME VOLUME AFTER I TELL YOU I’M HARD OF HEARING I AM STEALING YOUR COCHLEA WHILE YOU SLEEP

if someone says to u twice, “I’m so sorry I didn’t catch that” and u huff instead of speaking louder and clearer, I’m exploding u with my mind

brain misfired when asking about medical conditions at work so instead i asked “do you have problems?” and the client just said “yes ): “

(noct can’t get it up unless he’s within 100 yards of a fishing point) ((you did not hear that from me))

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

for some reason i keep sending ignoct to galdin quay to fuck and i don’t know what that says about me.

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arrives to the #ignoct party 10 years late with ebony coffee 🎣🍴 archiveofourown.org/works/93003696

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m ten years late but by god there is some #ignoct happening in my wip folder 🎣🍴

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

if u can’t argue viciously with ur wife about what ur fave character’s pokemon team would be are u even married

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

it is my god given right to make Gladiolus Amicitia a he/him lesbian in every fic i write and i will NOT be taking criticism at any point

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i need to know if i can claim money back from square for a decade of emotional priapism

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i really hope the artist whose tumblr notifs i flooded with reblogs is chill about knowing that their ignoct art is continuing to ruin lives (positive) ten years later bc my dick is still so hard about this goddamn trash game I’m inconsolable

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

having about 5 separate conversations plus trying to write while watching mrs harellan play ffxv so I’m basically hooked up to a dopamine drip that has my adhd purring god DAMN

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

why did i call him John like i know him like that

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

yknow that scene in constantine where satan scoops the cancer and tar out of John’s lungs? i need someone to do that to me with all this fuckin PHLEGM

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

ANYWAY it’s the end of my work week which means it’s fuck shit UP hours because it’s almost renfaire time which means corset and mead and tent in a field and flirting with my wife until its head explodes and we end up with leaves in our hair

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

no i just lifted her because i can be baited into doing literally anything if you invoke the ancient powers of “double dare” or “lesbianism”

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

colleague telling me “i bet you can’t lift me” like ma’am, i know what you are that’s not subtle

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

i could never be a cosmetologist why is the colour changing potion also subject to colour theory 😭

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

bleached my eyebrows so i could dye them the same colour as my hair. bleach took well. good stuff. applied the dye. washed the dye out. eyebrows are the same colour they were pre-bleach. the hair dye was purple. what.

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

uninstalling/disabling AI in search engines and programs isn’t enough I need it to feel pain when I do it.

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

there is a dearth of smoothie in my life and i was blind to it until now but i had a pineapple and mango smoothie yesterday and i haven’t been able to stop Thinking about Her

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i need to acquire a blender, my ailing corpse yearns for smoothies

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

when the video game quest changes to just “SURVIVE” im hootin’ and hollerin’ for joy that HITS. thaaaat HITS!!!!!!!

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

she doesn’t know anything about anything

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i like that i still get emails from neopets in the year of our lord 2026

ghostbear @bearinroses.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Reposted by Modest

estelle has decided that all the dried roses are for her nest. #pigeonsky #birdsky

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

sometimes in life u miss an absolute major tag on a fic and get utterly blindsided while reading and it’s good for u, builds character, but u will be sobbing in ur bathroom at 2am because of it. this is a canon event.

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i have the kind of headache that hurts when i move my eyes but its ok because i have a whole beef tomato and some fresh mozzarella and I’m unkillable

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ok i scoured the ignis/noctis tag on ao3 from end to end and now i have nothing left to read. now what. NOW WHAT.

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so turns out I’m returning an air mattress this weekend

mrs harellan proudly declared that it had obtained the tent and air mattress for our festival weekend. i asked it if it had made sure the mattress didn’t obstruct any of the tent’s support poles and mrs harellan said [uncomfortable silence] so that’s fun

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

post-work sniffle and a tiffin on the couch. bonus Ceecee on face while Zuki pretends to hate me in order to receive Treats.

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

mrs harellan let my call go to voicemail so I’m thinking immediate and vicious divorce

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

man’s out here just slapping bleach on and is like “what’s toner” BABE. C’MON.

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

seteth babe the brows,,, the brows, king,,,

Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

stupid fucking TV broke mid-game sesh and if i was marginally less well-adjusted (through blood sweat tears and sheer force of will) i would do something super silly

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Modest @modestharellan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

as predicted, the ff7 rebirth ultimania and the brand new e-reader and case were appreciated as gifts but did not compare even remotely to the joy of the soy sauce bottle lamp. what can i say, i know my wife.