Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Someone please tell this guy his tattoo doesn’t mean “luck” 😭 0101 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 12/01/202612 is the only acceptable score (even though gefilte fish is gross) 731 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 16/05/2025How I think I look on Lag B’Omer vs how I really look 050 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 21/04/2025BREAKING: King Solomon shared military plans on group chat which included his 1000 wives 21158 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 01/04/2025BREAKING: UN declares Israel Appreciation Day 020 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 25/03/2025BREAKING: Disney’s Snow White remake earns lower rating than middle school Purim play 030 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 14/03/2025This Purim, I’ve never seen so many Batman costumes in my life 🧡 Who is like Your nation Israel? 261 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 02/03/2025“Apricot is the best hamantaschen filling” 1124 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Me researching all the kosher symbols at Trader Joe’s myself 191 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 03/02/2025🇮🇱 Israel is now the #1 favorite to win #Eurovision 2025 LET’S GO 💪 160 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 02/02/2025REPORT: Hamas members emerge from terror tunnel to see IDF’s shadow, predict six more weeks until demise 061 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Guy waking me on the plane to Israel so I can help make a minyan 091 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Spotted on the ski slopes in Utah. AM YISRAEL MOUNTAIN HIGH 040 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Disgusting act of antisemitism at Miriam, an Israeli restaurant in Park Slope, NY. As a civilized society, there should be zero tolerance for this vandalism and hate. 0105 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Aaron’s snake swallowing the snakes of Pharaoh’s sorcerers caused the first staffing shortage 0172 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 16/01/2025That’s not the only fraud JVP is guilty of… 060 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 14/01/2025🚨BREAKING: Biden announces one-time payments of $770 to victims of California wildfires in Chabad’s biggest campaign yet 010 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 12/01/2025It’s been over 15 months, and The Red Cross still has not demanded access to visit the hostages held by Hamas 020 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 11/01/2025African American Jewish Congregation in Harlem, children studying, 1940. Alexander Alland Collection of the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture. 0377 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 10/01/2025What did one kippah say to the other? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.” 021 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 05/01/2025BREAKING: Viceroy of Egypt awards Pharaoh Medal of Freedom to brother Benjamin 0100 0
Modern Talmud @moderntalmud.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Me being dragged out of the kosher market for railing against gefilte fish: 0141 0
