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@mockmatters.bsky.social
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(parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+

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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Okay, great king dedede of dreamland! Sorry fir brothering you!
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ using his Super Gooey Vision™️, which is no different from normal vision, gooey peers in the general direction of machine passage— and its drag track. ] oh, yeah. That will work!!! We must drive over their with heist!!!! [ gooey almost starts Hopping, ] wait. do ewe need a ride??
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ looking down at the floor for a little bit ] Bing …….. bing diddy? do you have snacks
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Im 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙚𝙮…
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ gooey stands there. processing. he keeps standing there, brain cells banging together, as the access ark’s robobotification field passes gooey. ] okay! [ but gooey is not an organic life form. ] but I donut breath anyways ?¿ [ gooey is unaffected. ] can I still haf burjer..?
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
(( in my heart of hearts I know gooey sucks at speaking. he learned to talk by regurgitating noises back at people. he speak Weird “My name? Gooey? Maybe” has had such an impact on the way I write his dialogue HE SOUNDS LIKE A CAVEMAN GRAAAH
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
@thekingofpopstar.bsky.social kling diddle
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I wood,,… but computer mom worries easily
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Maggle lore. I will help you.
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I dunno! we could always dry it out on nebula felt…………… but………………….. thas so far away. I forget how we usually go their….. [ one of gooey’s eyes begins to slide down his face. womp womp. ]
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ gooey passes Bandana completely. but then pulls up from the opposite direction ] performance changes, waddle dei. hop star jump good now….. shadow star fest……….. rocky can now drive 58 kilo meters per our by hoping
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ currently breaking the sound barrier on the hop star ] jump good
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
; ➡️ @startaranza.bsky.social im gooy
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
bluh
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Kirby! @hoshi-no-kaabii.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
⠀ ⠀ ⭐️Say 'Hiiii~' to Kirby!💖 ( #mvrp #nintendorp #sfwrp #kirbyrp #smashrp ) ⠀
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Gooey
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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a blue object with a red white and blue stripe on it
ALT: a blue object with a red white and blue stripe on it
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
hello, Richard Cricetinae.
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
okay! I like fish more than water anyway
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It’s the osen
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
he gafe me a lolypop and told me to sta safe. Then dribbled me like bestket boll and dunked me out a windo
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Osen!
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
but his nice
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[ starts throwing up copious amounts of salt water ]
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
( #𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐋 ) [ got his hand on a microphone ] have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted to do so much you could do anything?
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【マルク】 @wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"The fuck... Hey! what are yo- AAAA-"
Marx gets sent to hell, colorized
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I tire of you.
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i loaf my mum
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[ one eye slowly sliding down ] uhhhhhhhhhhh ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Yes
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hello, Escargoon.
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
⠀
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
take what back
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
helo koby
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[ flying straight up into the sky never to be seen again ]
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 …
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
ur hole life is mediocre but u don’t hear me talkin about that, froity ahhh snael
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
look @ my cool bike!!! with fishing action!!!!
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ it’s gooey! (written by kyo); #mvrp ⠀
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