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@mockmatters.bsky.social
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(parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+

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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ using his Super Gooey Vision™️, which is no different from normal vision, gooey peers in the general direction of machine passage— and its drag track. ] oh, yeah. That will work!!! We must drive over their with heist!!!! [ gooey almost starts Hopping, ] wait. do ewe need a ride??
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ gooey stands there. processing. he keeps standing there, brain cells banging together, as the access ark’s robobotification field passes gooey. ] okay! [ but gooey is not an organic life form. ] but I donut breath anyways ?¿ [ gooey is unaffected. ] can I still haf burjer..?
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
(( in my heart of hearts I know gooey sucks at speaking. he learned to talk by regurgitating noises back at people. he speak Weird “My name? Gooey? Maybe” has had such an impact on the way I write his dialogue HE SOUNDS LIKE A CAVEMAN GRAAAH
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
@thekingofpopstar.bsky.social kling diddle
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Maggle lore. I will help you.
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I dunno! we could always dry it out on nebula felt…………… but………………….. thas so far away. I forget how we usually go their….. [ one of gooey’s eyes begins to slide down his face. womp womp. ]
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ gooey passes Bandana completely. but then pulls up from the opposite direction ] performance changes, waddle dei. hop star jump good now….. shadow star fest……….. rocky can now drive 58 kilo meters per our by hoping
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[ currently breaking the sound barrier on the hop star ] jump good
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
bluh
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Kirby! @hoshi-no-kaabii.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
⠀ ⠀ ⭐️Say 'Hiiii~' to Kirby!💖 ( #mvrp #nintendorp #sfwrp #kirbyrp #smashrp ) ⠀
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Gooey
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
( #𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐋 ) [ got his hand on a microphone ] have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted to do so much you could do anything?
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【マルク】 @wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"The fuck... Hey! what are yo- AAAA-"
Marx gets sent to hell, colorized
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I tire of you.
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i loaf my mum
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
look @ my cool bike!!! with fishing action!!!!
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gooey¿ @mockmatters.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ it’s gooey! (written by kyo); #mvrp ⠀
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