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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock

@moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social
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Just your average depressed idiot on the internet and nerdcore enjoyer. Completely willing to sell my immortal soul for a cold beer and demonic powers. · 28♂️ · 🇫🇮

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tfw you go to sleep and wake up in fucking Silent Hill
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
While waiting for the bus a dude who reeked like he'd been rolling around in literal dog shit sat down next to me, just stinking up the entire bus stop. I need to get a fucking car.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I couldn't appreciate how funny that was at the time due to the frustration of having to live through it being my problem by the way of getting repeatedly slashed to ribbons by Malenia for two hours straight, but she was absolutely correct lol
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Also, my girlfriend @essijuulia.bsky.social said something too funny not to share while I was banging my head against the wall that is Malenia: "In another universe Hidetaka Miyazaki would've been just a normal foot fetishist who wants women to step on him. In ours, he makes that our problem."
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Last night I finally beat #Eldenring And holy shit. Hands down, one of the most infuriating and hair-tearing experiences of my life, and one of the best games I have ever had the pleasure to play through. What an absolute masterpiece by FromSoftware.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Kiitos vitusti taas HSL, ei mua yhtään haittaa istua tuntitolkulla pysäkillä ja myöhästyä asioista koska teidän kuskit vaan päättää olla ajamatta tiettyä aikaa 🙃
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Tankju!! 😊❤️
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me~ 🎵🎶 😄
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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a man with long hair is holding a sword in his hand while standing next to a horse .
ALT: a man with long hair is holding a sword in his hand while standing next to a horse .
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I knew you were struggling but I had no idea you were in this deep. But I'm so glad to hear that things are finally looking up. If there's anything I can do to help, in any shape or form, please reach out. Know that I, among so many others, love you too. ❤️
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
*scared chanting* level nineteen, level nineteen...
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Overheating sounds likely. Power problems could also be a possibility, so if cleaning out the fans doesn't hack it you might want to check your power settings and make sure your power cable isn't damaged 👍🏻
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
That would be the flipside of the coin. In the end I suppose all things matter only as much as we want them to, both the good and the bad.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Anyone else ever suddenly become acutely aware of just how insignificant our lives are in a cosmological scale? How nothing we do in life truly matters since we're nothing but specks of dust floating through a cold and uncaring universe? I'm having one of those days. Good thing I have beer.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What was wrong with your PS5 anyway?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just bought tickets to see @miracleofsound.bsky.social at Tavastia in May. Can hardly wait!
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Finally
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What ending did you pick? My favorite has to be either Don't Fear the Reaper or The Star.
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𝖇𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓 @essijuulia.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
So, guess I have a boyfriend now @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I just finished Bioshock Infinite Burial at Sea DLC for the first time and holy shit. This is a masterpiece of storytelling unlike anything ever before put to the video game medium. Nothing I've ever witnessed before comes even close to comparing.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
Reading an amazing GoT fanfic that fixes all the problems of S8 and eating ice cream straight from the tub. This is what life is all about
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
When one looks up an idiot who ended up scrolling tiktok all night until it became so bright it was impossible to go to sleep, one sees a picture of me.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
And oh yeah, I haven't slept for the whole night. Whoops.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Some people dropped in to help me during a particularly hopeless mission in Helldivers 2. Long story short, I've made some new friends and have been invited to a clan 😎
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Anyway if anyone wants to join us hmu, we could use two more people to fill the squad
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Both my and @therealjasa.bsky.social 's fingers slipped and we ended up buying and downloading Helldivers 2. I haven't had this much fun with a video game for a long time. (BG3 is a masterpiece, eon't get me wrong, but Helldivers tickles a different part of my brain)
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
As much as I love my friends I can't really vibe with anyone else on the same level as I do with my sister. It's kind of strange in a way, we're completely different people with completely different interests unlike my friends whom I share many of my interests with, yet it still somehow makes sense
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Growing up with a roughly same aged sibling is such a weird but wonderful thing. You go from being these feral creatures, fighting and kicking and screaming and biting learning to be humans together to finally growing up to point where you can actually be friends.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
I mean, yeah you can flirt with her but she's not a real romance option. There's no extra romance content for her, no romance scene, and she doesn't give the romance achievement. The only extra is that you learn that her given name is Lace, which you won't find out if you don't flirt with her.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Like hell, BG3 doesn't even have a short race party member unless you use a hireling, which obviously doesn't count. Seriously, what gives?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Why is it that there are never any short race romance options in RPGs? All Dragon Age games, Owlcat's Pathfinder games, and Baldurs Gate 3 all have short races and in all of them (excluding DA2) you can play as a short race, but none of them allow you to romance a member of such race.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Warlock @moccamasterrrrr.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Trying to sleep but the moon is shining riGHT IN MY FUCKING EYES
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