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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 45m

Why is it the steam from being in an enclosed bag causes then ends of crunchy tacos (corn tortilla) to get soggy but doesn't cause chips (corn tortilla) to do so also?

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes it was funny, but don't let that distract you from the fact that Schmitt's plan was always to lie. The 2 second look at the board, the immediate claim of victory, and Jack Smith looking confused at the question was all that he needed to seed the idea and let the RW media run with it.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone should ask Markwayne Mullen if he plans on doing something about the "migrant caravan". Maybe call him a bitch while you're accusing him of dereliction of duty. I'd love to see the spin on that question.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Holy shit, is it migrant caravan season already? Seems like they start it earlier and earlier each time.

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ACAB INCLUDES SHAQ MOROEVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZQ...

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Shaq Is A Fed

YouTube video by Also Rusty Buckets

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think that Hassan Piker fella might lose his election. The press is relentlessly covering his race and yet they haven't talked about a single thing he is promising voters he'll do once elected.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*Puts on giant hat made of tin foil* The Netflix Stanford Prison remake is to reaffirm the idea that humans will torture each other given the opportunity and smallest nudge. This is to provide cover/excuse all of the disgusting stories that are going to come out of the ICE concentration camps.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Farming out the little inconveniences of life is farming out your humanity. Each of us is the sum of our experiences. Each tiny bit of your life you shortcut to get to the ending robs the ultimate version of yourself that facet. JFC am I the only person who watched and understood Click (2006)!

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wait hold the fuck on. I actually forgot (which is the point). DJT torpedo'd a bipartisan and really fucking conservative border bill. Why are people letting maga get away with the "open borders" talking point? If Joe Biden had open borders (we didn't) then it's congressional republicans fault.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What age are people setting marriage pacts for these days? Surely, it's not still 30. People live way longer now, and we got medicine that makes your junk work well into your 60s.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What the fuck is even the point of the button that lets you switch between apps if every goddamned app acts like you closed it when you switch away?

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Land acknowledgements are literally (facts) and take like a minute tops. People, usually conservatives, hate them so much they roll their eyes and make a fuss because they don't like being reminded we stole this country. It hurts their FEELINGS!

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The new spotify widget sucks ass and it's bullshit it won't let you use the old one.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's actually really simple, if you encounter someone online who accuses you of faking outrage at nazis it means they have to fake not liking nazis. "Sure man, glad you were able to virtue signal. Now everyone knows you hate diarrhea." - person who likes diarrhea

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I keep blowing the crotch out of all of my pants. The only conclusion I can reach is that my testicles sweat some kind of mild acid. There's gotta be a way to make money off of it.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

There are two types of countries: Those that have never declared war on birds and Those that have lost a war on birds

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The American people: Gas and inflation are killing us. Food is poison now. Trump: I am hear by renaming every Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd to Donald J Trump Ave! Dumbest Americans: LET HIM COOK!

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wait, I'm pretty sure no one's student loans had been forgiven when the supreme court ruled against the program. Why didn't the states that were suing have to wait for harm in order to have standing?

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lake America is as pathetic as it is stupid. Maga is this really your mans?

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hey every barista in the country. Jesse Waters said you guys "don't work" and that's why you don't deserve healthcare. I'd fucking spit right in his goddamn face if he was in my line.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

World got a little shittier today. Tomorrow, do something nice to honor a Queen, she would have loved that.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Got lucky this gif has the character and quote although I prefer the scene where he's in the final battle just to pop up and say hi

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Babu Frik's 'Heheeey!'

ALT: Babu Frik's 'Heheeey!'

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Turns out Haley Stevens is a real one. I hope the party makes some room for her elsewhere in Michigan politics.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The leches will continue until morale improves

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Every single progressive running this cycle repeat after me: "The war in Iran has cost 113(replace with current number) Billion dollars." Practice it, it's the only thing that should ever say to "How are we going to pay for it?" questions. Repeat it and only it until the bad faith question dies.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"You really want the government in charge of healthcare?" You mean the thing they already do for every enlisted service member, officers, and a shit ton of vets? Yeah that's fine.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Losing the down because you fucked up a snap in an NFL game is punishment enough, it's kinda messed up that it's also a penalty.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Something that got lost in the shuffle after Graham died. Benjamin Netanyahu said, in front of a camera that was filming, that he was doing Americans a favor by taking our tax money. He full on said I don't need it, we don't actually want it.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Remember when that "young" republican group that was KKKlanning out in the group chat. I distinctly remember conservatives emphasizing that the members where "just kids, didn't know any better, that's just how they talk, etc." Wasn't Francesca Hong younger than they were when she made her tweets?

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Scarborough using the term "RULE" in his fucking unhinged rant is the current power structure all over. The party isn't a group of people working toward a common goal, it's coalition of fiefdoms that are owned by the party leads and power is transferred only with their express consent.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Can I just retire now if I promise to be dead when my money runs out?

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Bill Fucking Maher is such a fucking drama queen. "My vote is in play!" YOU FUCKING LIVE IN CALIFORNIA NUMBNUTS.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Michiganders, I am imploring you on the eve of what may be one of the most important primaries in the history of our country. Pokemon Go to the polls.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If "first amendment auditors" weren't such bitches they'd just flip off every cop they see until one of 'em beats the shit out of them.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

This weekend please take some time to celebrate with all the high school teachers who have a new movie that the kids will actually pay attention to after being forced to read Homer! Epic the Musical your watch has ended.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Holy fuck, I was expecting insanity, but not "every vote that wasn't cast for me was tampered with by china""every negative news story about me was encouraged by china""there was a chinese shadow government running this country when I wasn't in charge""China made it look like I was doing a bad job".

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I'm torn. I've seen people call the parasite blowing everyone's O-rings out called "butthole covid" which I think better conveys how quick it's spreading but I've also seen "MAHA blast" which cuts straight to the point of who is to blame. Which one do you guys like better?

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Absolutely furious that a court ruled because there was 400 of them, no individual cop can be held accountable for letting those kids die. This was a dereliction of duty by an entire police force, and the legal system seems to be saying "What do you want us to do, prosecute all of them?" Yes

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I think the photo is real, Ai wouldn't have made his left hand look so fucked up.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Now is everyone's chance to get fired by their employer for saying Lindsey Graham sucked actually, so you can win a wrongful termination settlement in about 16 months.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Mitch McConnell lying braindead in a hospital for 2 months so his political party can squeeze one last advantage out of his corpse is a perfect legacy for him. Rot in piss you truly vile human.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Someone should buy a pardon for the kid who shot Charlie Kirk. It's probably the only way to show magats that selling pardons isn't a fucking cool side-hustle for the president.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Interesting discovery! I'm trying to help my curly hair curl when it is shorter. If you google that you get results about curling irons. If you include that your curls natural, you get results about how to style black hair. I'm a brown dude with 2c curls. The internet has nothing for me. WTF

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The giant spirit owl said "snitches first". That's some gangster shit. #ATLA #netflix Also, I wish Iroh was my dad.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Seeing "70% of people agree with the Supreme Court". Well fuck them and fuck you too. Trans rights are human rights. I'm not gonna let it go because it's not popular and you shouldn't either. We're in this spot because the right has identified trans folx as a safe target, it doesn't stop with them.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Finding common ground with/meeting fascists in the middle is still an unacceptable prospect. Keep that in mind as you vote in your primaries.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

We should tag folx whom are real pieces of shit, but have to bring up due to the attention economy. Like so: (Unfortunately) Jared Leto was spotted... (Unfortunately) Steven Miller told the press... (Unfortunately) Margerie Green is saying...

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Guys, I think the planet doesn't want us on it anymore.

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Chris Barrera @mobilesuitbagera.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

If we're giving Iran 20 billion dollars (people argued the jcpoa was giving them money so they can shut the fuck up), that makes us the sponsor of the largest sponsor of terrorism in the world. If ab=ac then b=c, so yaay! America 1# in the world again! 🎉

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