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@moatruin.bsky.social
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AD account, this one’s just here for the butts and bellies. Only a teeny tiny amount of shitposting, go to main if you want more of my dad jokes. Gay married and the world didn’t even end. NSFW 18+ only 🔞⚠️ etc. etc. 41 / Seattle / Married & Open

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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely would 🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And I want to feed it to you 😈
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk there’s something charming about it. Like they’re just out there doing their best with zero working knowledge of how to use a smartphone
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One day I’ll complete a 3+ hour flight without getting covered in sweat but that day is not today
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You were 100% right about us eating it up 🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do, in fact, wear clothes sometimes. When required.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t have to tell me twice 🥵
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fat cock Friday? Fat load Friday? Fat thighs Friday? All of the above?
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Paying the hotel lighting tax (wish I could just do this instead of resort fees but the manager said no)
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t worry, I’ll give you a chance to come up for air every now and then 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morning bud. Coffee time. … what’re you staring at?
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Little late for FCF but uhhh solo Saturday? Sure let’s go with that
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happily 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The way I need a pool day with a view like this… 🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, look at that, Friday again
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
💦
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osucbn.bsky.social @osucbn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had a visitor staying with me this weekend and was very pent up. Thankfully there are always frisky dudes on Snapchat to egg me on to shoot big loads
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Throwback to my old beard styling (and glasses) was it kind of a neckbeard? yes was it the cutest my mustache has ever looked? also yes
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looking at a specific naked dude on the internet right now 👀
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my better loads, I think 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Great feels like you’re underselling how good that ass looks 🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy hump day - now help me look for my contact lens, I swear it’s right here
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Enjoying all those tummy Tuesday posts out there this morning
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Enjoying all those tummy Tuesday posts out there this morning
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They look great to me 👀
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The tyranny of distance 🥲
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dangerously, apocalyptically horny rn. Someone milk me so the world doesn't end.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This angle looks *so* good 🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy to offer both 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is really selling me on naked camping 🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
😵‍💫🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Softie Sunday, but given how long it’s been since I’ve cum it’s unlikely to stay that way
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Adam Johnson @johnsonadam450.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mornin fellas
A naked hairy chubby red bearded man
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I could use a load like that inside of me 🤤
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orsettorosso.bsky.social @orsettorosso.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Perks of working from home: no clothes for today, it’s too hot. 💦
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CozyMysteryBear @cozymysterybear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friday goods.
Chubby bear framed from nose to nuts. Grey tshirt pulled up, dick out.
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Beartender @beartender22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Face down, legs open, and in absolutely no rush. #ass #bearbutt #humpday #gaybutt #gayass #assworship #nsfw
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh hey, it’s Friday again~
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hitting multiple t’s on this Tuesday
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good friends help each other out with problems like this, okay? I don’t make the rules.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At least one 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Back in town and being responsible on my last day off by hitting the gym instead of fucking around at home. Miss u couch 🥲
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Absolutely 😉
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Monday - finishing up a road trip, so I’m up and at it early!
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
6k is well-deserved - congrats!
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I should go to the gym, but it’s awfully hard to get up right now. Want to give me some motivation?
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