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@moatruin.bsky.social
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AD account, this one’s just here for the butts and bellies. Only a teeny tiny amount of shitposting, go to main if you want more of my dad jokes. Gay married and the world didn’t even end. NSFW 18+ only 🔞⚠️ etc. etc. 41 / Seattle / Married & Open

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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Paying the hotel lighting tax (wish I could just do this instead of resort fees but the manager said no)
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morning bud. Coffee time. … what’re you staring at?
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Little late for FCF but uhhh solo Saturday? Sure let’s go with that
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, look at that, Friday again
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
💦
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osucbn.bsky.social @osucbn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had a visitor staying with me this weekend and was very pent up. Thankfully there are always frisky dudes on Snapchat to egg me on to shoot big loads
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Throwback to my old beard styling (and glasses) was it kind of a neckbeard? yes was it the cutest my mustache has ever looked? also yes
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my better loads, I think 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy hump day - now help me look for my contact lens, I swear it’s right here
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Enjoying all those tummy Tuesday posts out there this morning
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Enjoying all those tummy Tuesday posts out there this morning
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dangerously, apocalyptically horny rn. Someone milk me so the world doesn't end.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Softie Sunday, but given how long it’s been since I’ve cum it’s unlikely to stay that way
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Adam Johnson @johnsonadam450.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mornin fellas
A naked hairy chubby red bearded man
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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orsettorosso.bsky.social @orsettorosso.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Perks of working from home: no clothes for today, it’s too hot. 💦
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CozyMysteryBear @cozymysterybear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friday goods.
Chubby bear framed from nose to nuts. Grey tshirt pulled up, dick out.
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Beartender @beartender22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Face down, legs open, and in absolutely no rush. #ass #bearbutt #humpday #gaybutt #gayass #assworship #nsfw
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh hey, it’s Friday again~
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hitting multiple t’s on this Tuesday
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good friends help each other out with problems like this, okay? I don’t make the rules.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Back in town and being responsible on my last day off by hitting the gym instead of fucking around at home. Miss u couch 🥲
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Monday - finishing up a road trip, so I’m up and at it early!
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I should go to the gym, but it’s awfully hard to get up right now. Want to give me some motivation?
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got in the #fcf mood thanks to a couple handsome friends
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Obligatory hotel lighting pic. Also hi I’m sleepy
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Getting ready. Definitely not procrastinating. Nope.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What’s got you so distracted?
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy #fcf! Be good, boys. Or bad, whatever, I’m not your dad. That paternity test came back negative.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Found out about the new Charli single by hearing it in the background of videos of guys making out at the bar, which seems correct and proper for her brand.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Happy Tuesday to all who celebrate 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Softie / freshly shorn Sunday (yes, that’s me AFTER trimming. no, I’m not going to go full bush.)
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Forever waiting for someone to ask me what I’m listening to at the gym so I can info dump about the best Canadian band of the 00s
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A little #fcf before breakfast
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#mcm but it’s a video this time 😌
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, I’m not naked but I AM eating a good sandwich
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Really, really hoping conditions are nice enough for the nude beach this weekend. It’s been so long since I was last able to properly sun my buns 🥲
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just woke up. Brain empty. Dick hard. Too tired for caption. Suck it and I’ll brew you up a fresh cup of coffee. It’s like a reward.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Having a hard time getting up this morning
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How your #humpday pics find me (please keep all the cute fat butts coming 🙏)
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Considered doing a b&w thing for #mcm but I liked the color, so you get both? Both is good too.
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orsettorosso.bsky.social @orsettorosso.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Typical outcome of opening up my feed during tummy Tuesday 🤤
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Long weekend Monday and I could use some help getting going 😮‍💨
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Rise and shine bud. Let’s go get some dim sum, and then if you’re really good you can rub my belly while I nap off the dumplings.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m still working on this long weekend #fcf but hopefully you’re not. Send nudes and/or pictures of you relaxing on the patio that I can live through vicariously 🙏
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Happy hump day - you can grab it, if you want.
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The nice thing about #mcm is that any photo can be monochrome. It’s so artistically freeing! Anything qualifies! anyway here’s my dick
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a dumb bear pun @moatruin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Filling out this jock nicely, by which I mean my balls are at a real risk of spilling out of it
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