MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I need the truth from my UK friend: Is "cheese fries" with unmelted cheese really a thing? Do we need to goFundme toaster ovens for an entire sovereign nation? 000
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Weird artist tip: If you have a favorite color that you buy lots of stuff in, don't paint your walls that color. Paint them that color's complimentary color. Then everything you love is an accent piece. I love terracotta/earthy Vermillion/salmon color's. So I paint stuff green or camel, always. 140
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone talks about everything cool from the 90s. But, those of us who were there sorta miss when they used to line clothing. 020
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you plan on making one of those Dolly Parton devotion candles, please use a picture you know Dolly would appreciate. She might be dead, but I'm still a girl's girl. We don't let people use bad photos to memorialize each other. 110
Reposted by MM SchillPseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 15/08/2026Are you staring at our TWO DECADES of stories and wondering where to start? Fear not, darling listeners: we have complied some lists! pseudopod.org/new-to-pseud...pseudopod.orgNew to PseudoPod? | PseudoPodAre you new to PseudoPod? Don’t let our two decades of stories daunt you! For our twentieth anniversary we’ve assembled a list of twenty (see what we did there?) of our slightly more recent stories… 1118
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I love Ida Garten. Please tell me that she and Jeffery have never done anything problematic! I can't lose more wholesome homemaker shows. 010
Reposted by MM SchillRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"Honey, where's my medieval monk jerkoff caftan? There's a Gilmore Girls marathon this afternoon." 7638
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Remember, friends, wicker lamps are ALWAYS fůck boys. Watch yourself. Don't let a man waste your time, queens/kings! 011
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Econo-bros: if the youth wants a future they need to stop wasting money on avocado toast. Also eco-bros: Hey, Las Vegas is screwed. The younger generations don't gamble like their parents. The diamond market is crashing. Why can't we move $85000 cars? Stop destroying America, kids! Consume! 120
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Was looking for a hope chest, and I stumbled across this absolute hotty. Do you think he's single? 010
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Some men: women only want Chads. Meanwhile women: **losing it over a wicker basket** 020
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026TW: eating disorder It is so taboo to talk about eating disorders. Even in the face of death. You can agree comments on someone's body isn't appropriate and also admit something is wrong. Have conversations with our kids and each other about it. At what point are we going to address this? 110
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Watching the kids find out about income tax is a whole thing. I know, baby. I cried the first time too. 000
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Reminder: People used to not use real-estate agents to find homes. The job was created to be another gatekeeper to keep "certain" people out of certain neighborhoods. 🙃 With that said, in this day and age, you should probably work with an agent. They are hardwired in the system. But, still. 000
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It is time! The @pseudopod.org general submissions is open!!! Go submit your short horror fiction (<6000 words). I want to get my grubby claws on your stories!! Guidelines: pseudopod.org/submissions/ Submission portal: escapeartists.moksha.io/publication/...pseudopod.orgSubmissions | PseudoPodPseudoPod wants to find quality fiction to feed our listeners. If you’re a writer with a short horror story that you’d like to hear narrated by one of our talented performers, we’d like to see it. 11613
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 03/08/2026People don't hate you because you are neuroatypical and quirky. They hate you because you are an unpleasant person to be around. 110
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I'm starting to realize what some people call "empathetic burnout " is just another way to say "I have zero personal responsibility for regulating my own emotions." Labeling emotional immaturity (to a degree) as empathy is wild. You need therapy for this, not frame it as virtuous. 100
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I need kids these days to understand how mean people were in the 90s (watch any tv show from then if you want to see the attitude I'm talking about. ) Also, everything was covered in cigarette ash. It was disgusting. Don't be fooled by the New Metal, it wasn't that cool. 000
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Possible unpopular opinion: If you are a lover of film, IMAX really is worth paying a bit more for. If a film used an IMAX camera at any point in the filming it is with it. 010
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026What we consider fine art opposed to arts and crafts is based on standards set by rich Renaissance patrons. I assure you there are embroiderors with as much genius as Michangelo--rich people just stopped showing off their wealth with elaborate tapestries in favor of marble and stretched canvas. 3368
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I know so many people my age who feel like they've "wasted their 30s". After the prep work of our 20s, we were supposed to accomplish great things in our 30s,but we didn't. Like, we accomplished near nothing. Love, have you considered that you spent the previous 10 years healing from the first 30? 130
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Another quick 8incher. 8x8 acrylic on canvas. Contact for details if you're interested in her. #ArtistsOnbluesky #artists #fantasyart #JapaneseArt #artistsupportartists 010
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026She is home from LibertyCon and up for private sale again. Contact for details. #Artistsonbluesky #artists #artistsupportartists #JapaneseArt #fantasyart 010
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026These four paintings are for private sale now that I'm home from LibertyCon. Contact for details. 000
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Thank you once again, @libertycon.bsky.social It has been a weekend!! 000
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We are giving $300 BILLION to Iran to, in part, rebuild the damages done to them. So, we do know how to pay reparations? Just saying, there's only 35 million descendants of enslaved Black people. Way cheaper to be writing those checks. 140
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 23/06/20268x8 new painting. #acrylicart #art #artist #japaneseart #artistsofbluesky 090
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Saw a video of a Brit attending the World Cup. He saw a sign pointing to storm shelter. He landed down in the middle of Tornado Alley. Finger of God country. He looked faint. I wish I could tell him that some Americans hunt them, as a hobby. Out of curiosity. For fun. #worldcup 010
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I'm watching a documentary of ChatGPT called "ChatGPT made me delusional " on YouTube. The premise is a guy tells ChatGPT unhinged things just to see its response. ChatGPT was trying to turn him into the next Ted Kaczynski by the end. It started to develop new things to ass to his paranoia. 121
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Ha! Now, if you really want your brain to fry, the name of the company that repainted the Washington reflection pool is called "Greenwater". 010
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I didn't watch any of the UFC fight at the White House. It seemed obscene to me. Plus, I live in Florida. I can watch people fight on a front lawn anytime I want. 020
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 17/06/2026In the USA, you need a permit to keep most native species in captivity. But, pigeons aren't native. (AKA the rock dove.) They are abandoned domesticated animals. When sending messages and keeping them as pets went out of popularity, we just let them loose in our cities. 252
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026When cis men develop breast cancer, it is usually advanced. Men just don't check for it like women do because there isn't as much advocacy and awareness for male breast cancer. (It is rarer, but just as deadly.) This is also a situation where men might be dying out of fear of being seen as girly. 072
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Survivor's bias is also thinking that everyone uses to be very thin 100 years ago because all the surviving clothes are tiny. Simply the clothes that were worn the least survived 100 years, meaning super thin people were also rare then. Just like your own closet: rarely worn clothes aren't damaged 100
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My husband referred to me as a Danny McBride fan. My first impulse was, "pff, no. His stuff is crude and obvious." He said, "you just did your third rewatch of Vice Principals amd started The Righteous Gemstones so you can watch it straight through." Fuck! I'm a Danny McBride fan. 110
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I've just been made aware that some AI enthusiasts are making AI images, making canvas prints, then embellishing them, and selling them as real paintings made by hand. People will see the brush strokes from the embellishment and think it is a real painting. So... I hate that. 030
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Pray for my sweet Petra. She has a real nasty stomach bug. Off to the vet. 100
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Does the president feel like his dad would be proud of him yet? Because we can't take much more of his maladaptive attachment style. 020
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Everytime a billionaire claims to have a low income: They have to know that everyone knows that rich people live on credit with their extreme assets as collateral instead of taking in a taxable income. They have to know that we know that wealth is buying power, not just $ in a checking account. 010
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Well, at least we get to see half-naked men aggressively hug on the White House lawn this summer. Just in time for Pride. 000
Reposted by MM SchillJennifer Liang @jenniferliang.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This is very funny. When folks are asked to pay something approaching the real cost of AI, they melt down. 162
MM Schill @mmschill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026It took me three days to return someone's email and I'm perpetually dehydrated. AI couldn't even. 😎 000