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Misty M

@mmmccarthy.bsky.social
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Loud laugher. Parent of a poorly trained dog and decently trained kids. Wife to one of the good ones. You’ll have to repeat that because I wasn’t listening.

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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this the political hostility to which he is referring?
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s almost like they wanted this.
Smiling Republicans holding signs of hatred.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Trump administration doing all they can to turn Texas blue.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Duolingo is struggling with the heat too. It’s rough out there. Hang in there little buddy.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We’ve spent a couple of summers in Maine and it’s perfect. I know winters would be a different story but it would be worth it for the summers. Alternatively, August in Texas is hellish. July and September (and at least half of October) are pretty awful too.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The worst people in DFW will drive from their suburban outposts and hold a hate rally / press conference outside of the AAC tomorrow at 4pm. Good thing these same people don’t believe in global warming
Dallas forecast for tomorrow with a high of 104 and the description of “very hot”. You know where else has the description of very hot.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Our family bought two: the digital and printable. My amazing husband came home with our new coffee table book.
A printed and bound copy of the Turfman’s College Foot-Ball Almanac 2026 on the coffee table in our grown up living room (where we are currently sitting and listening to a Patreon Shutdown Fullcast episode).
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That’s the most flattering photo of this reptile I’ve seen. I much prefer the VF on that highlights gravity’s effects.
Vanity Fair photo of a slouching, pouched, shapeless form of Stephen Miller. The photo highlights his extraordinary slight shoulders and dropping physical features. In it, he wears a poorly tied red tie that hangs below his protruding stomach.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I bought movie tickets for a 1pm showing of the Minion movie tomorrow for me and 2 kids and my total was $57. Just the tickets.
A photo of a receipt for movie tickets for 1 adult and 2 kids. Subtotal: $46.47. Convenience Fee (because I purchased our tickets online today) of $6.57 and tax of $4.38 for a total price of $57.42. I’m totally sneaking in our snacks instead of purchasing them there.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Doggy Dare
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
$100 to PTKU. I have two degrees from this university that gave me two full scholarships to do so. I’ve always said I will pay back that money. Instead, I’m paying it forward. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Our old man does not like the cold. At all. Glad to see your guy exploring.
Old man beagle warming himself in front of a roaring fire on one of the few cold days in Austin, TX. Not shown: his bathrobe that he sports during extended cold snaps.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My old guy can’t make it on the bed but loves his chair.
Precious old beagle mix asleep on his chair.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Sad story in 3(ish) words: 999 piece puzzle
A delightful 1000 piece puzzle of a popsicle mosaic with one small problemA blank spot where a final piece should be in a fully complete 1000 piece puzzle.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My favorite one this year. It’s for my dad and the wrapping fits him perfectly.
A Christmas gift wrapped in red plaid paper and tied with an oversized and matching red plaid bow.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
And to you, good sir.
A good old beagle asleep under a Christmas tree
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Arch as chaotic good feels right.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This is from the press conference yesterday. My friend is still looking for her child and this is from the leaders of our state.
Tx DPS quote:

"We don't want to get up here and brag about the success when there's life lost," he said, "but every resource the DPS has is being used here today."
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Ahahahahha. This is amazing.
Rainbow rocking chair on the porch at Cracker Barrel. Angry MAGA not pictured (though delightfully imagined by this author).
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Mike Leach’s winning percentage at Texas Tech plus fees. Sometimes a pirate beats a soldier and wouldn’t that be great right now. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #charitibundibowl #wreckem
The resplendent visage of Spencer Hall adorning a charitable giving receipt in an amount intended to throw shade at both Texas A&M and the United States government.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
They know their stuff. This was last month.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
My highlight is the “[sic].” A demonstration of their incompetence and ignorance. Impressive work.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Terry blacks was outstanding a couple of years weeks ago.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
If you’re in Austin for #sxsw or any other reason and want really good tacos, Vaquero Taquero is the call. Avoid the scene and get the food.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I love it.
Blair Waldorf Vera wang cocktail dress from Gossip Girl.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Reagan appointed judge blocks Trump order after eviscerating any attempt to defend this blatantly unconstitutional act.
Quote from judge mocking a Trump attorney for even attempting to defend Trump’s blatantly unconstitutional order
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Let’s not forget his standard of beauty: a gold albatross in the midst of creative and dynamic cities.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
How interesting…
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I have a ton to do but I can’t possibly move from this exact position.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Come on kids! Let’s hop in the minivan and head to BunSlut for a burger. You can get a milkshake if you will eat all of your meal!
Milkshake filled with M&Ms
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Les Miles stuffing then taunting a child while playing basketball.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
I had forgotten about this one from Cruz. I will never forget John Cornyn’s tweet. I hate these people.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Listening to the We’re Not All Like This discussion of furniture arson while working out in the neighborhood. It’s bulk trash week and I have found a number of candidates. Austin has plenty of chances to be a lot more fun. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
From one Paul the Dog to another, feel better soon.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Paul, the cute beagle.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Went to the fancy Ace Hardware this morning and almost had to make an impulse purchase. Unfortunately, my hands were full with soaker hoses and other operation Save My Trees supplies. Next time. @thegurglingcod.bsky.social
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
The excessive heat warning and extreme fire weather warning really bookend the 30+ days of 100 plus degree heat. August is the worst.
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Got caught in a rabbit hole on the other place but can’t tell you how happy I am to see this. Raising expectations for the Petrino/ Jimbo experiment is so perfect. Vegas has the win total at 7.5 but they just don’t understand the maturity and professionalism of this staff. 9? Why not 10? 11? Natty?
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Misty M @mmmccarthy.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Apple Dad Rock Playlist. Never disappoints.
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