Sign in

M

@mlr.bsky.social
77 followers 66 following 1.8K posts
PostsRepliesMedia
M @mlr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no, that is NOT how this will go down.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw that! WTAF. We also have off the chain West Nile, one death already.
020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking of y’all! He’s got this.
110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaaaand some woman just pulled up to another car, laying on her horn, rolled down the window and screamed “YOU’RE A STUPID BITCH, JENNIFER!”
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just watched a girl dent her friend’s Mercedes with the gigantic Owala water bottle hanging from her backpack, as she casually tosssed it in the trunk, then retrieved it. What a time.
100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lady lawyer is very tired of filing stuff btw. She’s filed more for her current case than ever before.
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am sitting adjacent to what I can only describe as UC Berkeley attorneys and they are, at length, discussing this Christa Pike situation (in addition to their own cases) and this is live theater playing out in front of me.
100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is your rage-induced reminder that the plural of luggage is NOT luggages.
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s first world problem is, my work tote that doesn’t zip shut because it’s just open, is terrible on planes/TSA because it doesn’t zip shut, but I’m not buying a new one. So I need to find… another tote bag that does zip shut, to put my open tote in.
001
M @mlr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That sounds magical honestly.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah we unfortunately have a front loader because small California house, but I also made sure we got a GE that has a tank so I don’t have to add/store detergent every time. It has smart dispense. I wonder if I can tell it no detergent and add vinegar directly to the drum?
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay so vinegar was going to be my tomorrow morning plan. My challenge is, my front loader has an auto dispenser and is currently full of fragrance and dye-free laundry detergent. 🤔
110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Soaked for four hours in water with 1 cup of baking soda. Just rinsed everything and the overall smell is reduced but still very there. Back in the baking soda bucket, overnight it goes. Any other tips/recommendations to try and free this perfect shirt from this headache inducing scent hell?
211
M @mlr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
📢 calling all moms. I ordered an AYR denim shirt from Poshmark. Holy cow, it reeks of overly perfumed laundry detergent/booster/softener/something. The scent is consistent on the entire garment, it’s not in the “usual” perfume spots. I washed it and that didn’t even touch it.
110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just checking so, you know, everyone is clear.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Long Beach Gives time and I’m fundraising for the Junior League of Long Beach. I’m matching donations, dollar for dollar up to $100 to a nonprofit of your choice, which my company will also match. www.longbeachgives.org/story/JLLBMe...
longbeachgives.org
Support Make an Impact with Junior League of Long Beach on Long Beach Gives
Support JLLB programs that train women leaders through action and collaboration.
020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh I’m sorry, the same school that *checks notes* lost your child?
120
M @mlr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pretty much. Combine it with a bad market and not a lot of anything out there, bad deal.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Exactly all of that! There’s only so much of men falling upwards and people two to TEN years younger than me getting promoted/hired at higher titles/pay grades than me, despite everything I do, that I can take. Give me average. Give me normal. Give me a lobotomy.
110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sure will cause something’s gotta give.
110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is there like a course or a reprogramming weekend that I can take that will reduce my high performing, high achievement demand because always wanting to achieve and getting nowhere in my career is killing me.
120
M @mlr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve been piloting it in LA and it’s great until you book it for an early morning and they cancel and you’re stuck with a random man.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The two girls across from me in the airport have beautiful, sparkly, clean engagement rings. This is our collective reminder to clean our jewelry.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cry every time you’re forced to use it. We have a company-wide mandated goal that is entirely built upon forced use.
021
M @mlr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rewatching Nashville and boy I never noticed how much heavy lifting Lincoln Park After Dark did for Connie’s character.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Including some ladies’ cheeks very out on this Southwest flight
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Girl please, you know I can’t afford gasoline in that fancy pants county. Going straight to the hood Walmart in the LBC.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cheap gasoline is $5.26, it’s going to be literally over 100° without factoring in the 82% humidity, and I hate it here.
100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s giving “Dwigt” from the “Threat Level Midnight” part of The Office. But seriously, this is so, so, so horrific on every level and I’m so, so sorry.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This. All of this.
020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watching 9 to 5 while I’m off from my 9 to 5? Perfect.
020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Glad to hear you’re feeling better! I’m grateful that so far I’m not nearly as sick as I was when I had it in 2022 but ugh.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bless y’all’s hearts. I’ve had a cold, tested in a whim last night and Covid was positive so quickly I took a second and boom double Covid.
110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I went to Spain and all I got is Covid.
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There is nothing that annoys me more than a woman addressing another group of women as “you guys”. I had a constant reprimand for a sister because it was so unbecoming in chapter.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One thing about car culture/dependency in the LA area is that my exposure to the public at large is greatly reduced and boy does it make my fuse for this bullshit short.
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This trip to Spain has confirmed that all Boomers, from all countries, need to take a break and stay out of public for a while.
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just got rejected from a job I applied to on October 8, 2024.
030
M @mlr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Vacation pedicure has officially commenced.
030
M @mlr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Congratulations and keep up the great work!
020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t have one. But I am very tempted because husband sleeps hot and I now sleep hotter after mini menopause. TIBAL said it’s better than the mini-split that’s above her bed.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes and yes.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So glad to hear it! I just cannot tote my giant full body DSLR with me. I cannot.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I saw @withaytho.bsky.social with a camera on her vacation photos and now I fear I need a camera for my vacation photos.
120
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have drafted and scheduled my OOO for my vacation that begins next week in case y’all are curious how over it I am.
040
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey Siri? Play something upbeat enough that I drive to work and not off the 405 please.
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
DAMN GINA
010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Boy there sure were a lot of Orange County types surprised by John Mellencamp’s politics tonight.
000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Boomers officially need to be sat in their own section of music venues so they can all scream talk to each other and FaceTime their friends from the iPads and not ruin it for the rest of us.
010