M @mlr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just watched a girl dent her friend’s Mercedes with the gigantic Owala water bottle hanging from her backpack, as she casually tosssed it in the trunk, then retrieved it. What a time. 100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am sitting adjacent to what I can only describe as UC Berkeley attorneys and they are, at length, discussing this Christa Pike situation (in addition to their own cases) and this is live theater playing out in front of me. 100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is your rage-induced reminder that the plural of luggage is NOT luggages. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today’s first world problem is, my work tote that doesn’t zip shut because it’s just open, is terrible on planes/TSA because it doesn’t zip shut, but I’m not buying a new one. So I need to find… another tote bag that does zip shut, to put my open tote in. 001
M @mlr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026📢 calling all moms. I ordered an AYR denim shirt from Poshmark. Holy cow, it reeks of overly perfumed laundry detergent/booster/softener/something. The scent is consistent on the entire garment, it’s not in the “usual” perfume spots. I washed it and that didn’t even touch it. 110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Long Beach Gives time and I’m fundraising for the Junior League of Long Beach. I’m matching donations, dollar for dollar up to $100 to a nonprofit of your choice, which my company will also match. www.longbeachgives.org/story/JLLBMe...longbeachgives.orgSupport Make an Impact with Junior League of Long Beach on Long Beach GivesSupport JLLB programs that train women leaders through action and collaboration. 020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is there like a course or a reprogramming weekend that I can take that will reduce my high performing, high achievement demand because always wanting to achieve and getting nowhere in my career is killing me. 120
M @mlr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The two girls across from me in the airport have beautiful, sparkly, clean engagement rings. This is our collective reminder to clean our jewelry. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Rewatching Nashville and boy I never noticed how much heavy lifting Lincoln Park After Dark did for Connie’s character. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cheap gasoline is $5.26, it’s going to be literally over 100° without factoring in the 82% humidity, and I hate it here. 100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026One thing about car culture/dependency in the LA area is that my exposure to the public at large is greatly reduced and boy does it make my fuse for this bullshit short. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This trip to Spain has confirmed that all Boomers, from all countries, need to take a break and stay out of public for a while. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I saw @withaytho.bsky.social with a camera on her vacation photos and now I fear I need a camera for my vacation photos. 120
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have drafted and scheduled my OOO for my vacation that begins next week in case y’all are curious how over it I am. 040
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hey Siri? Play something upbeat enough that I drive to work and not off the 405 please. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Boy there sure were a lot of Orange County types surprised by John Mellencamp’s politics tonight. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Boomers officially need to be sat in their own section of music venues so they can all scream talk to each other and FaceTime their friends from the iPads and not ruin it for the rest of us. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026WHY do people refer to the scents of an inedible product as “flavors”? They’re not flavors. 100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026We are going to Spain this month (don’t start, it’s what works for us) and I am trying to figure out how much I’m gonna let natural hair dictate everything because woof the temps. 340
M @mlr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My favorite test of people’s listening skills is watching them open the closed overhead bins to try and cram their suitcase in it. 140
M @mlr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Watching the Vans Warped Tour from five miles away in the comfort of my air conditioned house. 120
M @mlr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This round of Kybella has me aggressively swollen, so here’s to hoping I have a snatched jawline. 100
M @mlr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The people at my company who just casually take tennis lessons on campus at 9am are WILD. Don’t you have to work?! 020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I’m supposed to go to a girl dinner tonight and like wtf do I even eat? 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Why does every Tesla driver on earth insist on squeezing their gigantic, hideous cars into compact spaces? 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Because my life is one big joke, I have to help staff an event today. Outside. During the 90° extreme head advisory part of the day. I’m don’t know how they do it, but every event is during rain or extreme heat. Every time. 120
M @mlr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If y’all hate cooking and want two easy meals, get a Trader Joe’s Southwest Salad and some of the Brazilian cheese bread. Eat halfish the salad and two to four cheese breads and boom you’re done. Then eat the other halfish of the salad and make more cheese bread for the next meal. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m out here looking at trail cams to put up in my backyard so I can trap these feral cats and I feel insane. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’m real tired of raging against the machine that is my leadership at work and let me tell you, I’m tapping out. 140
M @mlr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I just tossed all of my perfectly diced bell peppers and cucumbers, more than half of my meal prep, right into the organic waste bin at the curb instead of the seeds/innards and I am le mad. 020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This deodorant that Secret duped me into buying is aggressively and obnoxiously scented. “Shower Fresh” is the equivalent of a Febreeze car vent freshener and I cannot. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I thought seeing Porsches and Maseratis at Walmart for fuel was bad. Just saw a G Wagon driven by a Newport Beach wife, complete with Newport Beach dealer license plate frames, at my Aldi in Long Beach. It’s bad bad. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 27/05/2026No real breakfast, no caffeine, no lunch. Traveled mid way across the country and worked the whole time including upon landing. You better believe I’m binging old Law and Order SVU while eating Shake Shack in my Eating Bed™️ in this lovely Westin. 130
M @mlr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’m very annoyed that I’m going to Texas which means the accent is gonna double down and that means people in CA will continue to ask me if I’m from Texas because they’re ignorant to the whole rest of the South including my state that was around almost 100 years before CA was a thought. 020
M @mlr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If your Velcro (Dell) cuts/punctures my skin that’s the fastest way for me to rip it off and never use it. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Men who loudly smack everything they eat/drink in public: who raised you?! 110
M @mlr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Not me out here racing a damn United flight getting ready to take off on the tarmac because American put me at that satellite satellite garbage gate at LAX.static.klipy.comSpeeding City BusALT: Speeding City Bus 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I need someone to tell the kids which versions of Y2K+ fashion applies to which situations and events because a lot of them are failing the assignment at Kesha. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I can’t tell y’all how excited I am to not have to cram a down jacket into my bag for this next work trip. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026No you forgot you choose to wear a jumpsuit today whilst mainlining a giant iced coffee. 010
M @mlr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026People who eat yogurt should go to a desert island because THE MOUTH NOISES ARE HORRIBLE. 000
M @mlr.bsky.social · 08/05/2026No YOU are working from the hospital all day while your capable manager pushes tasks off on you that she could do. 000
