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Matt Lodge

@mlloydlodge.bsky.social
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Grown man.

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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Christopher Nolan reading the wiki article on the Bronze Age collapse
Rosie Ramsey on taskmaster asking if we were the monsters
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@michaelcaley.bsky.social koeman has settled into his coward tactic so take it all back on giving him any credit.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
POV: you’re going naar links
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just saying the Knicks went 52 years with no Jordan Clarkson and we all saw how that went.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Anyone else get the sense that Adam silver is a 1300 year old energy vampire
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think Gabriel blowing it is peak hate watch
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Varieties and I don’t know why
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social I need your professional opinion- what are the chances that ed Baldwin is a Highlander
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Wake up baby new crime against humanity just dropped
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
For all mankind is the only show brave enough to have nonagenarian potheads involved at every level of decision making.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m sure the “don’t tread on me” crowd will be here any moment to solve this
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@rodger.bsky.social your “Indiana doesn’t ever make mistakes” post is getting funnier and funnier
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My son asks me questions like “what temperature will it be outside when people are 100 years old?” and I’m really regretting all that time spent rehearsing my answer for why the sky is blue.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A 20th second concussion would be fitting for our shiny new midfielder.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I wonder if frank ball would be effective if any of the hoofs went towards a forward player
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
C’mon you spurs…
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Man demands war be declared on him.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Hoos nooooo
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Why are spurs so insistent on giving Porro a screamer
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Missouri fan section with someone holding up a sign of the Kansas Jayhawks mascot that resembles the Dent Head Wojak meme, the beak is drooling and there's a dent in the head
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@sickoscommittee.org mizzou scored 21 in the first half in one of the most sicko ways I’ve ever seen
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My timeline isn’t talking enough about how weird the border war has been in the first half.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@sickoscommittee.org safety alert in the border war
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Thomas Frank is so far clear on the xChew table they need a new one
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The people pf Gaul in 52 BC:
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@kylemcareavy.bsky.social I’m not the only one who thought that 5th on gray was a hair soft am I?
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Son: What does triceratops have on his neck? Me: I dunno what does triceratops have on his neck? Son: Nothing he’s just a normal triceratops.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Son: why do you eat bad stuff? Me: what bad stuff do I eat? Son: Dog bones Me: are dog bones bad? Son: no but they are dangerous
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I guess we’re the 11th province now
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The only people who didn’t like that halftime show
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Who are the #mizzou basketball people I need to follow?
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Caleb Grill is diabolical
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social I know you’re a big Mongolia guy- last nights rabbit hole was finding out they’ve absolutely taken over sumo wrestling I had no idea
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Son is fired up today
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@kentremendous.bsky.social your picks lookin good
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The SEC is diabolical
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Firing up the crowd right before you time waste is hilarious
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
@sickoscommittee.org are you guys following this falconer penis implant scandal from Serie A?
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
@rockm.plus what’s the standard for when I’m allowed to complain about the refs?
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The drops are beginning to be a bit gauche. #mizzou
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My wife just referred to nfl quarterbacks generally as “fun, young nice boys” and I’m pretty glad the rams left after all.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@rockm.plus it got better
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@espnbillc.bsky.social so are we feeling upset or relieved that the gamecocks got that last minute win against mizzou?
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@rockm.plus pretty good week for Mizzou’s resume. Makes last week hurt a bit more.
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@espnbillc.bsky.social feels like this was redemption week for every mizzou opponent no?
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@sickoscommittee.org the high watermark of the commonwealth?
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I think vicario leads the league in unbelievable saves that don’t count because of offside. #coys
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@rockmnation.bsky.social the absolute audacity to boo your undeserved second attempt at 4th down
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Matt Lodge @mlloydlodge.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@edsbs.bsky.social
Content creator fights mike Tyson in 2024
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