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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 47m

The Texas Rangers have the best fanbase.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 1h

The Colorado Rockies may never win again!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 2h

The New York Yankees are on pace for 58 wins this season!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 2h

Scheduled Cleveland Guardians success!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 3h

I've seen enough. Martín Pérez is a first ballot Hall of Famer.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 3h

The Chicago White Sox may never lose again!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4h

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Jorge Barrosa play baseball

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 4h

It's so obvious that Darell Hernaiz is a Astro at this point.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5h

Scheduled San Francisco Giants success!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 5h

Jake Eder is good, you guys are just mean

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 6h

Boston Red Sox fans, mental health check???

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 6h

You just can't hate Ben Joyce

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 7h

Ty Madden just hit a home run off your team. Tear down the franchise.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 7h

It's so obvious that Brian Fitzpatrick is a Mariner at this point.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 8h

Trade proposal: Taylor Rogers for Ricky Vanasco. What do we think?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 8h

I've seen enough. Walker Jenkins is a first ballot Hall of Famer.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 9h

For his sake, Joey Wiemer should really request a trade to the Kansas City Royals.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 9h

The Atlanta Braves are the worst organization in professional sports

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 10h

It's so obvious that Zack Short is a Red at this point.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 10h

The Arizona Diamondbacks are on pace for 87 wins this season!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 11h

Today is a great day to love and appreciate Bradgley Rodriguez!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 11h

Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the St. Louis Cardinals?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 12h

Cristian Pache: future Marlin

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 12h

The Cleveland Guardians may never win again!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 13h

The Los Angeles Dodgers are on pace for 49 wins this season!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 13h

Cleveland Guardians fans, mental health check???

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 14h

MLB would be better off without the New York Yankees

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 14h

The Washington Nationals may never lose again!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 15h

Hurston Waldrep + Arizona Diamondbacks: a match made in hell

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 15h

I'm going to tell my kids that José Ramírez was Barry Bonds

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 16h

For his sake, Taylor Walls should really request a trade to the Chicago White Sox.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 16h

Carlos Hernández: future MVP

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 17h

When I become commissioner, I will remove Arizona Diamondbacks from existence

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 17h

For his sake, Austin Peterson should really request a trade to the Boston Red Sox.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 18h

When I become commissioner, I will remove Seattle Mariners from existence

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 18h

Nate Furman truthers are being rewarded!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 19h

Yohan Ramírez + San Diego Padres: a match made in heaven

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 19h

When I become commissioner, I will remove Baltimore Orioles from existence

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 20h

You just can't hate William Contreras

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 20h

When I become commissioner, I will remove Tampa Bay Rays from existence

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 21h

Riley Martin is going to hit 78 home runs this season!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 21h

Jazz Chisholm Jr. is good, you guys are just mean

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 22h

The Chicago White Sox have the best fanbase.

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 22h

Trade proposal: Patrick Wisdom for Jacob Webb. What do we think?

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 23h

Max Scherzer truthers are being rewarded!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 23h

The San Diego Padres may never lose again!

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Milwaukee Brewers fans, mental health check???

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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've seen enough. Orlando Ribalta is a first ballot Hall of Famer.

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