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Professional Procrastinator Sports Nerd Follow the AFL: aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com

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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 4h
5* - First three (In Rainbows, Violator, Heroes) 4* - Kid A through the third row 3* - Fourth row to Frank Sinatra 2* - The last two Technically a lower average than last month (Aug. 3.81 average vs. Sept 3.7 average), but the stuff in the middle was still alright, just more at the bottom
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 4h
And after a hiatus (vacation) here's the September recap for the #1001albumsgenerator, once again ranked from my favorites at the top to the least favorites at the bottom
Top Row: Radiohead - In Rainbows, Depeche Mode - Violator, David Bowie - Heroes, Radiohead - Kid A, Violent Femmes - S/T, Keith Jarret - The Köln Concert
Second Row: Lou Reed - Transformer, Kanye West - MBDTF, Johnny Cash - At Folsom Prison, Brian Eno - Another Green World, Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes, New York Dolls - S/T 
Third Row: The Kinks - The Kings Are the Village Green Preservation Society, Neil Young - On the Beach, Neil Young - Harvest, OutKast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, War - The World is a Ghetto, Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill
Fourth Row: White Denim - D, Sepultura - Roots, Primal Scream - Screamadelica, Adam and the Ants - Kings of the Wild Frontier, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer - Tarkus, Leftfield - Leftism
Fifth Row: Madonna - Like a Prayer, Amy Winehouse - Frank, Frank Sinatra - In the Wee Small Hours, Ozomatli - Street Signs, Bonnie Raitt - Nick of Time
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i probably have a birthday today but i have a job so i don’t really care about that right now
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
brent vigen YOU are clock commander of the week by default
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am attempting to infiltrate the enemy for some playoff baseball
a view of petco park from a pedestrian bridge
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me being restrained while someone goes off about ball knowledge that’s incorrect because apparently i’d be “um akshuwally-ing” them in their eyes fuck me am i really that annoying in person?
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’ve realized my personal hell is being unable to correct people on useless but incorrect information
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
> looksmaxxing is a lifestyle where incels “improve” themselves so that women quite literally throw themselves on you > throws himself on a woman what did kojima mean by this www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape and drug offenses
The Massachusetts case is the latest in a series of legal woes for the influencer whose real name is Braden Eric Peters
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone asked if i remembered the 21st night of september. hell no! i can’t even remember what i did yesterday!
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
she kirk'd my charlie until i carry the flame
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my favorite thing about rotoworld football reports is seing a photo from someone that doesnt look like it was taken in 2004
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5* - Entire top row 4* - Second row through Dolly Parton (RIP) 3* - The rest No 2*'s or 1*'s this month, even though it feels slightly worse than last month the highs were incredibly high And I'll be back again next month whether you like it or not as I close in on 300 total albums!
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here's the recap of my August from the #1001albumsgenerator, ranked from my favorites at the top row to least favorite on the last row
Top Row: Superunknown  - Soundgarden, In A Silent Way - Miles Davis, Hounds of Love - Kate Bush, Rage Against the Machine (S/T), In Utero - Nirvana, Led Zeppelin IV - Led Zeppelin
Second Row: The Cars (S/T), Nebraska - Bruce Springsteen, Talking Heads: 77 - Talking Heads, The Real Thing - Faith No More, Murder Ballads - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, One Nation Under a Groove - Funkadelic
Third Row: Sign "O" The Times - Prince, Unhalfbricking - Fairport Convention, Let's Stay Together - Al Green, Beauty and the Beat - The Go Go's, Sticky Fingers - Rolling Stones, At Fillmore East - Allman Brothers Band
Fourth Row: Strangeways Here We Come - The Smiths, Coat of Many Colors - Dolly Parton, Court and Spark - Joni Mitchell, Red Headed Stranger - Willie Nelson, Talk Talk Talk - The Psychedelic Furs, Want One - Rufus Wainwright
Fifth Row: Dusty in Memphis - Dusty Springfield, Live/Dead - The Grateful Dead, 1989 - Taylor Swift, From Elvis in Memphis - Elvis Presley, Olympia 64 - Jacques Brel, The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators - 13th Floor Elevators
Six Row: Giant Steps - The Boo Radleys
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what fuckin niche have i gotten myself into youtu.be/ZxUqgchqUPU?...
youtu.be
XP (minecraft parody of the peace by underscores)
YouTube video by ramqiu
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And for the people who love message boards, here's it in its original habitat: ahsports.boardhost.com/viewtopic.ph...
ahsports.boardhost.com
Alternate History Sports » The American Football League
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well it's been several months, but I finally got to the offseason before the 1959 season in my AFL project! Go check it out now, because things are about to become interesting! aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/08/1958...
aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com
1958-59 Offseason
Retirements RB Billy Gould - Chicago, IL College: Northern Illinois State Teams: Chicago Hogs (1953-1958) AFL Championships: 1 (1954) All-A...
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
you're telling me that spider-man was at his lowest point and he was still a mets fan? god damn he must have been miserable!
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
5* - Marquee Moon, Hot Rats, Illmatic, and Blonde on Blonde 4* - From Surfer Rosa to 1984 3* - From All Hail the Queen to Electric Music 2* - Everything else 1* - None Realistically Limp Bizkit should have been 1* but I was feeling slightly generous
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Figured I'd start doing these as im now ~200 albums deep into this whole shebang. Here's a recap of the albums I got from the 1001 albums generator this month, ranked best at the top to worst at the bottom
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trust LeProcess
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is this anything?
WOAH HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP!
AND THE BALL IS FREE!
IT'S PICKED UP BY MICHIGAN STATE'S JALEN WATTS-JACKSON!
AND HE SCOOOORES!
ON THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAaME!
UNBELIEVABLE!
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
any day is a good day when new episodes of both university challenge and only connect get released on the same day
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
see when the place said “hot cougars in your area” i did not expected them to serve me mountain lion kebabs
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
he wore a fazbeary beret/the kind you'd find in a pizza chain store
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the last time the u.s. was dominated by belgium was 36 years ago, with the release of belgium techno anthem "pump up the jam"
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
after having a horrific day yesterday i wanted to start this day on the right foot then my album from the 1001 albums generator gave me limp bizkit ending it all i guess
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
put it in the books that the CPL is better than the Bundesliga
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i watched rashomon for the first time and it was nothing like how my friend described it or how my other friend told me about it
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i havent seen sweden this devastated since the great northern war
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
so these guys were supposed to be dark horses at the world cup?
the "what does he even do? meme but with the turkish flag after their world cup disappointment. lol lmao
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
oh great just heard a coworker say that the uk is no longer a sovereign country because it’s being taken over by immigrants
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 THE BOSNIA🇧🇦-QATAR🇶🇦 GROUP B MATCH HAS BEEN MOVED FROM SEATTLE TO AN EMPTY PARKING LOT IN ST CATHERINE'S, ONTARIO More details to come. Sources say a game of that magnitude deserves to be moved to a more proper location and might start a second Soccer War.
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
shoutout to austrian center back philipp lienhart for somehow scoring 30 goals off of set pieces one season
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
when you recognize an obscure player in the world cup thanks to him being a GOAT in your FM save
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
the cabo verdean goalkeeper after shutting out spain 0-0:
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Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
ALT: Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
all carolina had to do to win the cup was put their whole bussi into it
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
oh great group b is going to be a group of death in that every team will bore me to death watching them play
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i love the soccer circlejerk subreddit because at this point any time there's a video i'm just expecting it to eventually turn into the gabriel miss from the champions league title match
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
its nice that fifa took after nascar by implementing stage breaks in the world cup
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
and the AHSports link as well for people who like forums: ahsports.boardhost.com/viewtopic.ph...
ahsports.boardhost.com
Alternate History Sports » The American Football League
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
whoops forgot to post this earlier due to the cfb 27 beta but I actually design stuff for this stupid little AFL project! here it is, some minor updates but new stuff nonetheless! aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/06/1959...
aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com
1959 Design Changes
Buffalo made a few changes to their overall set, darkening their blue to a navy to make themselves stand out a bit more against the other, m...
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the monster hunter wilds expansion trailer in a nutshell:
The top two panels are the lads being nonreactive to Kushala Daora being reintroduced
The bottom panel has the lads explode with delight as Lao Shan Lung being reintroduced
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
finally got a 82-0 season. seems like you need wilt if you want to be perfect
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And the board post for posterity: ahsports.boardhost.com/viewtopic.ph... Yes I'm trying out a hashtag just to see if this somehow gains wider reach 🤷‍♂️
ahsports.boardhost.com
Alternate History Sports » The American Football League
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another month later and I've finally got what the AFL is up to in its offseason for the 1959. Go check it out! #SportsFanFiction aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com/2026/05/afl-...
aflfictionalhistory.blogspot.com
AFL Spring Meetings 1959
LEAGUE STILL PONDERING 16TH TEAM LOCATION The AFL seems to still be deliberating over where their 16th franchise will be located, even thoug...
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i would like to thank the 1001 albums generator, just 2 days after getting the bends, handing me ok computer on a silver platter. guess it wants me to listen to radiohead. i'm not mad, i'm just impressed.
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I will never talk shit about Bangaranga ever again #Eurovision
Professional-looking man on the left with text: "European Broadcasting Union (EBU) awarding Eurovision winner"
Shaggy-looking man on the right with text: "Bulgaria (the winner of the 2026 contest) on a shoestring budget"
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
happy #eurovison day to everyone except those who unironically vote for that one country that definitively isn’t astroturfing its vote
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¯\_(Matthew)_/¯ @mlarys08.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
you see, i knew that the bank was coming to repossess my assets i did not expect the sperm bank to show up at my house with a suspiciously shaped tube
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