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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rowlf is my guy but even as a kid watching the Muppet-costumed human ice skaters in “Christmas Eve of Sesame Street” I knew that life-sized Muppets are a hard NOPE.
A man in a brown T-shirt and mask of a brown dog, Rowlf from the Muppets as a Disney Store Halloween costume
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The A stand for “AAAH, this T-Rex is chasing me and I don’t know how to paddle!!!” RIP Eva
A painted mural of a C with a T-Rex seemingly chasing a woman paddling in an A over the writing In memory of Eva
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then he comes up to me: “You’re Serpent and the Rainbow, man!” The train pulled up, we got on together, and he proceeded to tell everyone: “You know who he is!?! He’s muthafckin’ Serpent and the Rainbow, man!”
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So there I was, on the empty subway platform dressed as Bill Pullman’s zombie from “The Serpent and the Rainbow” when I noticed some dude watching me and closing in from column to column. I thought I was about to get jumped. And then he shouts: “Don’t Bury Me… I’m Not Dead!”
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LAST MINUTE COSTUME I always liked dressing up for Halloween but my most basic costume was cobbled together to be Bill Pullman’s zombie from “Serpent and the Rainbow” The VHS cover always freaked me out at Blockbuster and the costume amused me but I thought no one would recognize it. I was wrong
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) 🐐
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
COYOTE VS ACME Strong premise and I did laugh at a number of the gags but found it to be generally flat when the OG shorts are fine-tuned comedy time bombs. It’s a choice to treat our world as deadpan where I prefer the Looney Tuned humanity of Raimi and the Coens.
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Y’all know that Tim Curry did the voice of Auntie Whispers in OVER THE GARDEN WALL, right?
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, as a child of the 80s, few left as indelible an impression as Tim Curry. His “Whatever Happened to Fay Wray?” sequence in Rocky Horror still ranks among the most moving to me.
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She was beloved by all of us because she showed love to all of us. I will always love her for her support of our kids with the Imagination Library and for her funding of the restoration of Pigeon Forge after the fires and in COVID vaccine research at the height of the pandemic. 2/3
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DOLLY MURAL by Kim Radford Raising our girls in Nashville has been like a living game of “Where’s Dolly?” as her likeness and spirit are EVERYWHERE. 1/3
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HELLBENDERS If I wasn’t already in it for the love of the game, I’d join our co-ed beach volleyball team for the love of the shirt. Design and print by Mikaela Fuches - THE HUNGRY FOX on Etsy - check her art prints, we own two.
A print in bright red that says HELLBENDERS with and illustration of a salamander wearing sunglasses riding a flaming volleyballA print in bright red that says HELLBENDERS with and illustration of a salamander wearing sunglasses riding a flaming volleyballA print in bright red that says HELLBENDERS with and illustration of a salamander wearing sunglasses riding a flaming volleyball
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Uncanny X-Men 205 Wounded Wolf by Claremont and BWS The whole thing is classic Logan (teams up with a girl, driven to battle his animal nature, bloody but noble) and it’s all so visceral in Smith’s ink, it plays like James Cameron directing it right after ALIENS, but, this moment in particular…
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hard to pick between these two… Uncanny X-Men 173 Rogue earns Logan’s respect and he saves her life after she saves Mariko
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009) Broken Social Scene “You Forget It in People” 2003
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A photo of Marlon Brandon as Don Corleone in a black tuxedo holding a gray tabby Cat
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A photos of Marlon Brandon as Don Corleone in a black tuxedo holding a gray tabby Cat
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
BONNIE BAO BUNS
a black pittie with a turquoise collar laying on a white Bao bun lovie a black pittie with a turquoise collar laying on a white Bao bun lovie
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We’re Building a Tadium
Construction with cranes on a building topped with letters that read. A TADIUM
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There are few things that the President of the United States can do to personally impact oil prices. President Deals did them.
A sticker of Donald Trump pointing at gas prices with the label “IRAN PRICES UP”
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Where a plane strafed the clouds like a finger in the sand. Also love a morning like this where you can make out the spherical “firmament” encasing us.
a line through cloud cover
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Can anyone compose a single shot that’s anywhere near as dynamic as your average comic panel?!? The Thing giving a bro hello needs to hit like… or go home. #Doomsday
A muscular black man’s arm in a white T-shirt is gripping that of a muscular white man in a red T-shirt
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My proposed minister for AI
Jim Henson with the first digital puppet on his right hand, a motion-capture device called a "waldo," which allowed for real-time animation and shape-shifting
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 08
a glass window with a reflection of the exterior sky partially obscuring an unlit neon Open sign in front of a vertically hung American flag
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 07
a mossy wall of concrete blocks with a large stair stepped crack with a block reading 1968
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 06
an engine behind a metal grate bisecting a wooden inlay of a compass rose and fleur de lis
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 05
Paperback novels on a rack in front of meat jerky - one entitled “The Rebels” and the other “Boy’s Life”
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 04
a coin operated motorcycle adorned with an American Eagle and Stars and Stripes in front of another coin operated vehicle, a horse drawn wagon
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 03
as box decorated with images of the American revolution behind script text of a recipe
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 02
a rocky mountain landscape frames by the wooden window of a log cabin as if art on the wall
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AMERICA 250 Photo Album 01 We happened to be traveling during America's Semiquincentennial so I had US on the brain when I was snapping pics. All are found compositions that I felt told parts of our nation’s story. 1/x
a statue of a Native American chief at a reservation gas station in front of a Washington state Lotto ad that reads PLAY HERE TO WIN
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
CODA Loyalty to Trump has unmasked any romanticized version of a Congress of cordial opposition as the same monster with a barely genteel veneer. What “values” do Republicans have other than the wealthy white Christian male supremacy that was always at their core?
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When you go to a bar (or restaurant) and discover that the bathroom is in the BACKROOMS
A photo of a Halley wait a RESTROOMS arrow sign
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A man in a sombrero with a cigar in his mouth with the text DID YOU SAY PLETHORA? over the image in white
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"SAY YES AND NEVER DO IT" - Mel Brooks Sharing the man's wisdom in honor of Mel Brooks' 100th birthday. Creatives, how have you stood by the convictions of your expertise in the face of production scrutiny?
"SAY YES AND NEVER DO IT"
- Mel Brooks 
over a dark background of a castle on a hill
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My first movie in theaters at age 4 and it immediately hit as MY sense of humor but especially “You ain’t got no other pants.” which I realized was meta because he was a puppet who never changed his outfit. Happiness, Miss Piggy.
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I haven’t been won over by “dirty sodas” but this Creamsicle Icee with Cold Foam is sunshine through a straw.
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Y’all come back to Cooter’s in Nashville, your BACKROOM to 70s/80s southern fried pop culture. We’ve got rugs made from Burt Reynolds’ chest hair, and endless staircase of tin lunch boxes, and the orangutan from Any Which Way But Loose fused to your grandma’s side chair.
The exterior to Cooter’s museum with the front of an orange car, the Federal Lee from Dukes of Hazard emerging from the facade
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
QTP with a ship that makes you happy.
Dola’s Pirate Sky Ship in CASTLE IN THE SKY - a dirigible with a cockpit that looks like the head of a vulture
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
WIDOW’S BAY truly delivered as an impeccably produced horror comedy (Parks & Rec by Stephen King) but also increased my esteem for MIDNIGHT MASS if you have a taste for even pulpier small island intrigue. There’s a closing scene to one ep that bleeds into the credits that continues to haunt me.
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🎶Don’t Stop Me Noww🎶
A blue heron flying over a pond with psychedelic colored surface flora
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. ROOMIES, 8 eps 1987 Corey Haim as a 14 year old genius and Burt Young as his retired drill sargent college roommate. I don’t remember a single plot but I’ll never forget that Haim turned their closed into a floor to ceiling aquarium
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Clouds linked by an umbilical cloud
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“This is the way.”
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“This is the way.”
Little people in colorful alien costumes
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Andy Ogles - the same “Family Values” politician who had his wife & kids arm up to pose for their Christmas card while we were grieving those murdered in the Covenant School shooting in HIS district. Same Trump loyalist who proposed an unconstitutional THIRD TERM for his master. VOTE HIM OUT, TN
A white family posing with assault rifles in front of their Christmas tree for their card
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Hamgravy @mlapinski.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
SESAME SHRINKING! (the pairing of Oscar with “Paul” as grouches is fitting) “Eat a bag of cookies, Pam!”
The cast of Shrinking with the Muppets of Sesame Street
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