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Lisa

@mladydwinter.bsky.social
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Will run over a basket of kittens for pie.

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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 7h
I deserve one.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 7h
Not me thinking he was already dead.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 7h
I make my cakes in baking dishes but was feeling fancy.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 7h
I am trying to narrow it down to one but more than likely will empty the whole cart bc I don't *need* one. 😂
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 8h
I have 8 in my cart. This may take a while.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 9h
One more: An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 9h
Also, emus are thick on the ground here in Bucks.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 9h
Time to buy a fancy new cake pan.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 9h
Dear god no.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 19h
It's really good.
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Danny Devito: You Deserve A Treat
Alt: Danny Devito: You Deserve A Treat.
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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Tubi is the modern day Blockbuster/Hollywood Video. Always a good find on there.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am close to finishing @racetoperu.neocities.org's book because my time is valuable and this game...isn't.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go birds.
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Dexter Morgan's Intense Stare
Alt: That motherfucker from Dexter keeping his eye on the game.
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Creight Photo 🌱☮️ @afewfromtheforest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#SundaySilence 📍Pennsylvania
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same. The smell makes me sick but go on you, get down with your bad self.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They want you to think, by the ads, that Digger is some Coen Brothers weird-ass movie, and it's absolutely not
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Colin Cunningham @sgtzima.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the waitress brings out your plate of sizzling fajitas
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Awww, happy birthday MM. Good job, mama, and happy day to you as well. ❤️
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last week I learned that Coyote v. Acme is adapted from an essay in this book that I bought like 30 years ago - doing a quick re-read before we watch
A photo of the book Coyote v. Acme by Ian Frazier
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is burned into my brain.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mom's memory was of him banging his lady friend and seeing his turtle wang. All the moms were horrified while we kids had absolutely no idea what was going on. 😂
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hahahhahahha hahahhahahha HAHAHHAHA Flyers 🙃🙃🙃
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh that's probably the same one I saw as a kid. Fuck I'm old.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dockers do have a skosh more room.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BORED.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Macy's just recommended your Pokemon suit to me. Best follow ever.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But are you going to *eat* the Galapagos turtle?
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brownies, Aaron. Brownies.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need to introduce myself next year in person. She and I can bring our dueling Tim Cruise cakes.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Were said shells thrown on floor? I am overly invested in this.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck off all the way to hell.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thirty years ago it was tuna melts. Not sure if this is better, worse, or same.
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Robadelphia @robadelphia.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
[turning on my police scanner]
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Box brownies? Those are crack.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screw-top riesling being poured to go with this. Cheese curls also on deck.
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INFIRMARY | Official Trailer | Shudder
YouTube video by Shudder
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Lauren baking? I live for her baked goods.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You two. 🥰
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
En route.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll get the smelling salts. Would you like some foie gras whilst you wait?
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Man with Zima: Here's To You Party Time
Alt: Man with Zima: Here's To You Party Time
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You okay?
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like going from hosing Boone's Farm at house parties to swirling Châteauneuf-du-Pape at the neighbors' holiday soiree.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I understand all that. I'm just in a mood ornery, and expressing my intense dislike of him. 🙂
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He needs to stop thinking he's the golden child and accept that sometimes other players are better than him and also that every member of this team is just as valuable as him. I am weary of him and think he drags the team down. He's the Colin Robinson of the Phillies.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope he wants to. I said I was ornery. 😂
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so over pandering to him. I'm old. I remember Dallas Green walking into the clubhouse and telling them "There's No 'I' in Team." Bryce thinks there is and nobody has told him otherwise. I. Want. Him. Gone.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh thank you for your approval. Also, fuck you to infinity.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I AM AGREEING WITH YOU IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE I, TOO, THRIVE IN CUTE-SWEATER SEASON.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck all the way off.
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Lisa @mladydwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck off.
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