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Gilgert Martwel

@mkroll.bsky.social
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#1 purveyor of Fake Phil Steele Previews on Amazon. Chicago stuff occasionally

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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 40m
Shout out to Rob Bonta and Gavin Newsom for being bitch madd
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 1h
Fran Brown has Syracuse playing consistently. (Derogatory)
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 9h
Isn’t the Moore side alleging the other side broke the law?
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look… just because we’ve been holding the Gerber Building hostage and running the saddest farmer’s market around doesn’t mean we’re not gonna open in another decade or two
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Welles, we regret the error.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In all seriousness; Expand the Lincoln closure to Montrose add space in Winnemac and use some of the proceeds to reseed the fields. You can have a grub picking event if you want.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile Renewal by Anderson had the foresight to plan ahead and go with two booths
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m also inching closer to this being satire. The 2005 Acura line, driving to Applefest, slightly askew, the random age shot and accidentally blocked it before. They’re all satire indicators to me
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1.) Don’t drive to Applefest? 2.) if you’re askew into the bike lane you are in fact in the bike lane. 3.) What’s with the random age shot at the cyclist? 4.)Do you see the freedom bikes give you? Leland was closed east of Damen to cars and yet I could park at Lincoln Square on the bir
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta read past the headline.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is kind of funny that Downstate would be a donut place the woke left has a problem with.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger was good. Iñárritu paying multiple homages to different directors. Cruise chewing some scenery. Goodman’s great. Riz should be on a shortlist for supporting nod. Great visuals too. No idea what people’s problem with it are
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get that. But then on the other hand me and other OSU fans spent a week ripping the team and gnashing our teeth for their issues in a 59-3 win over Kent State last month. Interest is in the eye of the beholder I suppose.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We as Chicagoans crave one thing. The opportunity to get run over by a drunk Cubs fan driving back to the suburbs. The alders on the north side know and understand this.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It might diminish the regular season for say… me as an Ohio State fan. But does it not increase the importance of more games for more teams? My major change to all this is I’d appreciate it if every conference champion was guaranteed a spot.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brainpan of an Italian unfortunately.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately the Republican controlled board at the school likely thinks of this as a positive.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been saying it, but someone should ask Day why his team got sucked into a cultish situation. And why Jeremiah is doing NIL deals for an obvious fraudulent organization.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Typical US-ian mindset unfortunately.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And how many commuters are using street parking as opposed to say, the private garages that they can get a tax write off for?
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many families are using street parking for Cubs games?? There are already ordinances in place to prevent that.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tulsa/UNT might be a shootout.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im not trying to defeat Kaptur. I’m saying her losing in 2026 may not be the worst thing long term,as it shows that throwing trans folks under the bus isn’t an electoral shortcut and may lead to a fresh face against a terrible incumbent in 2028. I wouldn’t vote for Merrin as he’s a dipshit.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, he’s a dipshit.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The TV guys are picking bad games too though. CBS could have sold Maryland-Virginia Tech and Northwestern/Colorado as more interesting B1G involved games but they took the big brand route instead.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got caught up at work yesterday but agreed with your post on M@M, the money as far as I can tell is shelled out in 10k increments and goes to multiple organizations
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Kaptur losing may be a net good. The likelihood of her casting a deciding vote ever again are low, she’s in her 80s, the president is still going to be hated in ‘28 so Merrin will still be facing headwinds, and he’s a dipshit on top of it which should be abundantly clear.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My structured settlement guy???
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Luke Fickell coming through at Beaver Stadium.
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Thanos & Gamora: What Did It Cost?
ALT: Thanos & Gamora: What Did It Cost?
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Try this one on for size; More like Eric Shit.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what happens when you staff up with a bunch of folks who literally don’t know ball. Pathetic
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They do but there’s only one for each of Oakwood and 31st. And the one at 31st is not clear and visible. They need to add another one right at the merge point for both IMO.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The author did take a gap year during Covid to go work for one of your former coworkers. (You will guess which one.)
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me just update on this… just give me a minute… Ctrl + F “Arthur smith” curl -s : api.collegefootballdata.com/games/year=2... For targets to Jeremiah in third and fourth quarter. Hmm… says here they targeted him on the third down right before the missed kick and that he had 3 in the 4th q.
api.collegefootballdata.com
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s like coaching contracts, if you get another job after you’re fired, the buyout goes down that amount (or in this case the pension start is postponed while you’re employed elsewhere.)
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Investigating the four matchups that are no longer Venmo rivalries this year even with the games happening again. USC/UCLA Michigan/Michigan State Minnesota/Iowa And Rutgers/Maryland. Also UCLA has 0 Venmo series games, so gonna get to the bottom of that too
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Venmo Rivalry Series is back.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That whole third paragraph is a jump scare.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, you guys should write a story on Jeremiah Smith if you want people to read a good story. He’s very good at what he does.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trevor Rogers offered six year, 9 figure extension you say?
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think players actually like Luke Fickell
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aragon parking lot moving up the power rankings there.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Step 1; stripping said agency of their cabinet level authority. Tough but Dems the breaks.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are a fair amount of oncologists who don’t necessarily think of keytruda in newer indications right away or even, including QLEX.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matteo can still win this thing. Let’s see if those Vermont rides pay off
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was saying that I can’t imagine him willing launching someone named Matteo.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Her brand was tradwife” has the exact same tenor as the gif but somehow got into the NYT?
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Tables! - I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson
ALT: Tables! - I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mark Bowman PPR league owners are eating tho
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure but it’s a relative thing IMO, the difference from Maryland to the top of the Big Ten is similar to what Duke is to everyone not Miami in the ACC. Is Maryland a better job than South Carolina?
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do not think that Manny Diaz would leave Duke where he can compete for a playoff spot to go to Maryland where quite frankly he can not. (Maryland does not have the financial backing that Indiana does unless Sergey brings his cash.)
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