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Gilgert Martwel

@mkroll.bsky.social
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#1 purveyor of Fake Phil Steele Previews on Amazon. Chicago stuff occasionally

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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just an update that the opposition is now putting up poorly made AI slop in the park.
AI Slop, prompt likely something about tents and trash in a park and the AI gave an output of a park in a coniferous forest instead of ya know Margate Park. Really low effort stuff from these jamokes.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know a guy
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A meme that calls back to when Josh Mandel implied in an ad campaign that Kevin Boyce was Muslim
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
~6 weeks til the next fortnight.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bugs bunny talking about Julian staying keeping his ass in the pocket (football term)
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’ll start with the Cubs remote lot busses parking over the curb ramp.
Bus blocking a curb ramp and intersection view facing south at Clarendon and Eastwood.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It was kind of foggy and then it just became soup.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cheers
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No chaser
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Shot
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yeah this fits.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Look at my data driven approach graphic guys!
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just a touch better odds of this happening (1 in 819k) than Lloyd getting with Mary Swanson (1 in a million)
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So close to 41-41 with an all aliteration team
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Is there also A Matthew Skiba who was a member of the Federalist Society at Northwestern?
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@jake-sheridan.bsky.social you dictate part of this?
Clothes instead of close. It’s phonetic
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They had the really good Detroit pizza place they shut down, then brought it back for one weekend with the same menu names but it was vegan versions of it. And man some of the worst garbage I’ve ever had.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Alright so gas is $5.69 at the station closest to Montrose and Foster beaches. Will the CTA run extra 78s,81s and 92s this summer with signal priority and space for families? Or are there going to be multiple instances of road rage over parking and prices?
Gas at a minimum of 5.69 at the station closest to Montrose beach.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Buckeye Darkweb”
Meme pointing out that the nom de guerre is 

Lunatic Fringe

And the darkweb is Meet @ Midfield
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Good views looking east.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yoink..
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We will call it big loop.
Blue line connect to yellow and then Howard as well as Brown at Kimball via Montrose stop.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Interesting
Trau: “Some people have said that you’ve denied what happened during the Holocaust. I did watch a video of yours that did talk about how there were benefits to what Hitler did. So please tell me, is this a part of your campaign? Where did this come from?”

Putsch: “I mean, the crazy parts of the internet, absolutely. That’s funny. Is it part of my campaign? Absolutely not. Last time I checked, this is Ohio in 2026, and I’m an American. I don’t think this is Germany 100 years ago. I can tell you that across the board in World War II in history, the horrors were unbelievable across the board. Did Germany commit absolute atrocities against a vast amount of people? Yeah, they did, and frankly, so did many others.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
She’s the top here;
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
13th district voters:
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I also would have made the campaigns color green and then given out shirts with topics and bills. Akin to:
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Simmons is number one in net favorables and has a proven record of getting progressive legislation passed.
Mike Simmons number one in net favorables in most recent independent polling for Illinois ninth congressional district.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If you go by Net favorables Simmons is #1 in #il09. He’s 33 on the ballot.
Recent poll from Evanston Roundtable showing Mike Simmons with the best net favorables in the Illinois ninth congressional race.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Every Mike Simmons supporter post highlights his accomplishments and has this energy.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Unfortunate supply chain issues.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
#noticing
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Red Panda played halftime last night so have to disagree.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Some of us have jobs…
Session 3 tickets (please don’t tell people how I live)
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Also available on the Transit Stop app I believe
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m an unsaid gender/ other race who’s unsure what to think about Donald Trump and I vote.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Cool Clock, kid. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to despise ICE. It’s what makes America great.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Rose Bowl.
Rose Bowl pregame pictureRose bowl sunset picture with obnoxious glare from stadium lights.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
She can move back and take on
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Probably a mistake by some Love and Honor Marketing freak, but not a great look.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I mean there’s at least one;
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The ALCentralMeme subreddit has come out in favor of FUCK ICE.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It was an ok level of volume
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
All the people around me were complaining about the snow. And how they couldn’t get on I-90 through Wolf Lake while drunk.
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Gilgert Martwel @mkroll.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Slim Charles describing the fall of the SEC now that bagmen and exotic car leases aren’t enough to land all the top talent. 

Also describing Kirby Smart without Todd Monken.
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