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Michael Krogmann

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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For sale, baby book, never read
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mike Sillinger faceoff tributes
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bob Boughner getting 14 videos every season
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Under a blanket in her seat “Dang, she must be itchy. Makes sense. These planes are so dry.” Feet on window “Hang on…that’s no itch.”
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cover first to melt the cheese? Denzel_chinrub_huh_final.webpage
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scooby Doo villains Or…watching the Thriller video by myself on VHS. I ran out of the room.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just made a salsa rojo using a colleague’s homegrown habanero and a little purple guy and it’s so hot it should have a novelty label like Uncle Dickhead’s Fuck You Up sauce
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This could’ve been the greatest Drunk History piece ever
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching his highlights lately I noticed he doesn’t have a ton of great contested catches. Because he was always wiiiiiide open.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The pressure of getting invited over and figuring out how to subtly ask if Taylor is dropping by
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d like my water to taste like the food that makes me very thirsty. Then I just drink more water!
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hines Ward?
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He totally sold me as a guy to watch in Good Time
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Upper deck fights are bad enough for my heights anxiety. Can’t imagine one out in the open high air.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine him using the deli slicer and then putting your Jersey Mike’s together. Simply no idea what pepper relish is even when you’re pointing right at it.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting flashbacks to the devastating Brooke Burns / Brooke Burke wars of the ‘00s.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know what Trader Joe is absolutely horrible at? Having any idea how long to bake frozen food? Oh, you think 325 for 8 will get this burrito heated all the way through? YOU DO?!!?
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pickleball is just walking ping pong
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
America’s hottest new comedy is “Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo Go To Pub Trivia” only on Hulu
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Really don’t think Dumb QB is a plan for long term success
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also…she has to read this dumb question off her notes?
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s early in the season. It may turn out that the Cardinals have a top 2 defense.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really think one of the worst things that has happened in America is journalists have all become prep school kids
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why do we have to do this with Texas football every year?
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Damn, hit her with the Jimmy Kimmel
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s cracking me up that they gave you a ton of lobster but then counted out 13 fries
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shelton / Tiafoe is going to be the first tennis match where a ball explodes mid-point
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Beating the Falcons 31-10 and getting everybody excited and then losing 20-10 to the Pats feels familiar
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought her owners said they were unplugging her like 3 months ago
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When women look at me, there is no sparkle in their eyes. This is something a man said in public on purpose.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My Ancient Greek history is a little rusty but his account name stems from a woman?
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Him, Vernon Davis, LaPorta, Kittle, Tucker Kraft…I wonder if there’s a too big too athletic non sweet spot. Or maybe it’s getting drilled in the legs on every catch.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder Can Rattle A Sociopath
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Listen…any dude whose PFP is Angsty Link can’t even bench the bar and I won’t listen to their thoughts about masculinity ever.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When The Strokes first hit I saw them at The Greek and Julian was absolutely blitzed and fell into the crowd.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The science tell us that pesticides and corn syrup aren’t really helping lifespans but vaccine are…seems like an easy way to thread the needle
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Next year we need to remember that Bluesky discourse falls down the basement stairs in August. People realize their baseball teams are out of it Folks don’t post vacay pics because will yell privilege Football hasn’t started It’s humid
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you considered Just Not Doing That (tm)?
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am a world class hater. I can’t think of a single thing I could complain about for 8 episodes.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Out in the San Fernando Valley by Woodley Lakes golf course there’s a model plane airport in constant use. Mostly prop planes buzzing around but every once in a while a model jet would scorch by the course.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And to my loveliest daughter Meredith, I will you my most prized possession. This Major League Baseball that was used for 1 single and 1 foul. Your despicable brothers, despite their baseball experience, will never understand our bond of scoring games.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is not a real account to respond to
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think the Gen X we drank from hoses “brag” should be replaced by the we drank Gatorade from glass bottles actual brag. Glass bottle Gatorade is scientifically more hydrating.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spoon St. Vincent Radiohead My Morning Jacket The Strokes
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Katy Tur for sure will ask Republican candidates if they support this view from a campaign donor. I believe in her.
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Okay, yes, you might be bigger, stronger, and better looking than I am. But I am definitely smarter than you.” “What’s your proof for that?” “Look at how sunburned I am.”
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I feel like I’m a decently smart person (I can finish crosswords!) and I have no idea what autogynephilia is. Like…I can break the word apart and get in the neighborhood and…it doesn’t seem like a real thing?
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Life aligns at times
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nobody has EVER looked more Brodie
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Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I truly don’t understand these background stories. Him and SBF. “He was the smartest person I ever met.” “Oh wow. How’d he get famous?” “He did one of the dumbest things anybody in history tried.”
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