Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just made a salsa rojo using a colleague’s homegrown habanero and a little purple guy and it’s so hot it should have a novelty label like Uncle Dickhead’s Fuck You Up sauce 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know what Trader Joe is absolutely horrible at? Having any idea how long to bake frozen food? Oh, you think 325 for 8 will get this burrito heated all the way through? YOU DO?!!? 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026America’s hottest new comedy is “Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo Go To Pub Trivia” only on Hulu 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Really don’t think Dumb QB is a plan for long term success 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why do we have to do this with Texas football every year? 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Shelton / Tiafoe is going to be the first tennis match where a ball explodes mid-point 121
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Finally got to have Spak Bros 1 - Really delicious pizza 2 - Unlike other newer buzzy places they aren’t doing NY style. It’s more like an…elevated high quality Pittsburgh style pizza with crispy crust @adamgretz.bsky.social #pizzawatch 010
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We need to consider a list of all-time dumbest horror movie civilians. The ones that could’ve avoided all this trouble with even an ounce of sense. Children of the Corn guy is top 2. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Just sitting there minding my own business today when “Gay Fieri” pops into my head. What is this? I don’t need this in my life? 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Time once again for my favorite weekend activity - pulling up the bad plants to make room for the good plants 100
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Watching Jackass 1 and 2 and… The vibe on Bam and Dunn is always negative Everybody else has a positive vibe 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I really don’t think we needed two different songs instructing both Rikki and Billy to not lose that number 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I don’t understand why that ad positions the dude eating the Crunch bar as one of the dumbest people alive. You know who loves our candy? People who need to be closely supervised at all times! 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Really have no idea how to do it but we need more regular dudes as character actors. Somewhere out there is an electrician who’d be a great movie tough. The pretty boy boarding school to regular dude balance is way outta whack. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Not sure why or how but they only make Gen Z dudes in three sizes 5’6” 5’9” 6’3” Tied to Lunchables consumption? 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Watching Dillinger (1945) and man does young Laurence Tierney look like are Ed Burns. This skeet is for 8 people. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I know the French absolutely hate the food in Boston 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026We could turn this country around tout suite if the young youth stopped watching the manosphere and started watching The Rockford Files 010
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mexico’s strategy of crosses into the box when they are smaller than every English player somehow isn’t working. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026OH MY GOD THE MEXICAN FANS ARE THROWING WET PEAS ON THE PITCH TO TAUNT TEAM ENGLAND 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I can’t believe Lopes Cabral didn’t run up to the top row of the stadium 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m as shocked as you are but the fish entree I got at the Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce wedding reception is tilapia! 100
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Stopped going to church as a teen but didn’t make a difference. Still a great person. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026We need to get back to the days when people went into journalism because their blue collar family suffered an injustice and not because they needed a prep school major. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You know the NFL would absolutely love these digital boards around the field if they wouldn’t get broken 15 times a game. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026America’s decline started when MTV made Carson Daly the face of the franchise. In this essay, I will… 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Happy for Messi of course but also a little sad that I’m now just the 2nd leading goal scorer in World Cup history. Also sad that the TV graphic completely misspelled my name. That’s what happens when you’re no longer on top, I guess. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Viktor Hovland is dressed like a line cook at the US Open 100
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026HOCKEY HOTBEDS Raleigh Dallas Las Vegas Miami Anaheim Los Angeles St. Louis Pittsburgh HOCKEY NOTBEDS Toronto Montreal New York 010
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The Stanley Cup has gone to the home of NASCAR and college basketball twice in the 33 years since it went to Canada. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026With Korea in Mexico for round 1, now I’m thinking about a Mexican joint that takes the Korean BBQ idea. Tables with a plancha / grill…they bring out the tortillas and marinated meats and you cook yourself. This is a good idea. 100
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This might be the best ever Stanley Cup and NBA Finals year ever 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Watching Jalen Brunson jogging and limping on both legs is a bit weird 010
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This is a seriously underrated album Underrated in the aspect that I don’t think I’ve heard one person talk about it 010
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I see a ton of TikToks with Brits trying American food for the first time and going insane over the taste of fried chicken and ribs. I have never seen the reverse. The closest ever was me personally trying Lay’s roast chicken crisps, aka chips. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026A personal restaurant theory I have is that the closer a place is to the water, the worse the food 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026In my life every time the Canadiens have made the playoffs they aren’t that good and they make a deep run 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026As I’m getting older and more sophisticated I find that I’m…liking AC/DC more 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I don’t think I’ll get anybody to agree with this but Aaron Rai looks like Ray Romano 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The problem with these Carolina Hurricanes sweaters is they have a 2003 minor league look (all italics, weird color blocks) but then they also use a 1950s college style logo as a shoulder patch. They look terrible AND they make no sense. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026These Hurricanes home sweaters are abysmal. ECHL level trash. 000
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I’ve watched a lot of Drew Allar passes and I’ve seen maybe 2 good ones 130
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Why is PK Subban dressed like Katherine Hepburn? 010
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Sabres fans can thank me because I didn’t turn this game on until 10 minutes left and they ripped off 4 straight goals. DM me for my address to ship beef on weck. 020
Michael Krogmann @mkrogs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Stayed offline for 6 hours because I recorded The Masters and didn’t want spoilers. Came back to the President fighting the Pope? 000
