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Blake

@mkrar.me
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True chaotic neutral wanderer now in Scottsdale. Shouting to the void

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Blake @mkrar.me · 06/10/2025
God damn, if you are a woman and want to stand out in a good way… wear a red dress….
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Blake @mkrar.me · 06/10/2025
I don’t know how to say it aside from Spanish speaking people dance so passionately
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Blake @mkrar.me · 25/09/2025
The best opening line is a dad joke because it shows you are ready for serious kidmitments
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Blake @mkrar.me · 18/04/2025
My favorite introduction ever “wait, what kind of autism do you have? And adhd?!?”
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Blake @mkrar.me · 13/04/2025
Standing in line and listening to all the tea from 2 women about some random dude on a date across the street. More interesting than the actual bar
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Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025
Literally social studies this is incredible
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Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025
Fuck it. I’m the best person to meet period. I buy drinks
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Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025
I’m the best person to meet at a bridal party because Ill make sure you don’t remember the night by ordering buckets and shots
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Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025
My god the amount of my brain taken up by pure music lyrics is absolutely mind bogeying
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Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025
I love being out of club and getting secondhand embarrassment from the comments people give to the DJ
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Blake @mkrar.me · 09/04/2025
And the decline of the economy continues
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Blake @mkrar.me · 07/04/2025
I 100% hang out by the DJ to judge music requests
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Blake @mkrar.me · 07/04/2025
Let’s play music trivia but it’s just calling out what song the DJ is mixing in
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Blake @mkrar.me · 05/04/2025
Note to self: be better at darts
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Blake @mkrar.me · 05/04/2025
“Let’s walk home, but take the long way” = up til 3
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Blake @mkrar.me · 05/04/2025
Girls always talk about making friends in the bathroom and all that shit but I just determined the outcome of some dudes vacation because he asked for recommendations
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Blake @mkrar.me · 01/04/2025
It’s a curse to remember dreams as vividly as I do
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
Apparently Boondocks doesn’t understand my absolute power…
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
Back and forth?!? Back and forth?’?!?!!???? They hating cause trying to edm-ify the bar
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
When you make a promise to a bro but a tattooed baddie sayes different
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
The down side to living in a populous area is hiving options and that is down right dangerous
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
There is advice and then there is OH adviiiiiiiiiiice………
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
Not sure if the bartender is being kind or is drunk or is actually interested in the info I bring
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
Tattoos. That’s it man. That’s all
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
Me? The patron saint of bad decisions? No……………..
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
After years of debate, I can finally say it’s mostly nurture. History fucks us all
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Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025
Realizing I’m better at recognizing tattoos than faces. Thanks mental illness
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Blake @mkrar.me · 30/03/2025
Sometimes life is just too smooth that you “purposely” throw a wrench in it
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Blake @mkrar.me · 30/03/2025
The worst part of living in an apartment complex is having multiple parties at once
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Blake @mkrar.me · 30/03/2025
15 minutes left and I did it. I WILL change this bar to an EDM bar
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Blake @mkrar.me · 30/03/2025
The intense urge to pay the DJ $100 to fuck up the mood (play edm)
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Blake @mkrar.me · 30/03/2025
Step one) buy motorcycle ✅ Step two) ride to red rocks ⬜️
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Blake @mkrar.me · 29/03/2025
I WILL TURN BOONDOCKS TO AN EDM BAR
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Blake @mkrar.me · 29/03/2025
Basically I paid a $20 to play subtronics at a normy bar
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Blake @mkrar.me · 29/03/2025
You ever just evil laugh at the bar because you know you’re about to fuck everyone’s mood except for the cute rave woman you just met?
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Blake @mkrar.me · 29/03/2025
Just zeds dead to sullivan king to taking back sunday, I love it!
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Blake @mkrar.me · 29/03/2025
If only I could estimate how long work tickets would take like I could estimate how long drinks would last
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Blake @mkrar.me · 25/03/2025
Ok but like, why does the other building have such a better pool and entertainment area?!?
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Blake @mkrar.me · 24/03/2025
Science discovery: Bud Light + RedBull is way less disgusting than you’d think
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Blake @mkrar.me · 24/03/2025
Does RedBull counteract weed? Asking for me
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Blake @mkrar.me · 24/03/2025
I was about to go home but the cute bartender said she liked my Illenium jersey so now I have to stay. Them the rules
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
It’s two am and I am once again asking someone to go into the pool so I can go and not feel bad about breaking the rental agreement
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
It’s not spending money if it’s already cold hard cash
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
$20 to the DJ to throw a curve ball and play some Zeds Dead was well worth it
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
Went to the weed store and now I have a bunch of 20s. I feel the need to request some dub
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
Fucking private accounts man like maaaaaaaaan why you so secretive
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
Never mind, she is in Florida
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
The bartender at Goodwood reminds me of one from beta nightclub and the world can’t possibly be this small…
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Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025
Amazing what 100 dollars can do when you’re a little drunk
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Blake @mkrar.me · 18/03/2025
Ready for a huge fuzzy blanket and someone to suffocate while snuggling
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