Blake @mkrar.me · 06/10/2025God damn, if you are a woman and want to stand out in a good way… wear a red dress…. 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 06/10/2025I don’t know how to say it aside from Spanish speaking people dance so passionately 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 25/09/2025The best opening line is a dad joke because it shows you are ready for serious kidmitments 010
Blake @mkrar.me · 18/04/2025My favorite introduction ever “wait, what kind of autism do you have? And adhd?!?” 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 13/04/2025Standing in line and listening to all the tea from 2 women about some random dude on a date across the street. More interesting than the actual bar 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025I’m the best person to meet at a bridal party because Ill make sure you don’t remember the night by ordering buckets and shots 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025My god the amount of my brain taken up by pure music lyrics is absolutely mind bogeying 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 12/04/2025I love being out of club and getting secondhand embarrassment from the comments people give to the DJ 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 07/04/2025Let’s play music trivia but it’s just calling out what song the DJ is mixing in 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 05/04/2025Girls always talk about making friends in the bathroom and all that shit but I just determined the outcome of some dudes vacation because he asked for recommendations 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025Back and forth?!? Back and forth?’?!?!!???? They hating cause trying to edm-ify the bar 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025When you make a promise to a bro but a tattooed baddie sayes different 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025The down side to living in a populous area is hiving options and that is down right dangerous 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025Not sure if the bartender is being kind or is drunk or is actually interested in the info I bring 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025After years of debate, I can finally say it’s mostly nurture. History fucks us all 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 31/03/2025Realizing I’m better at recognizing tattoos than faces. Thanks mental illness 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 30/03/2025Sometimes life is just too smooth that you “purposely” throw a wrench in it 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 30/03/2025The worst part of living in an apartment complex is having multiple parties at once 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 29/03/2025You ever just evil laugh at the bar because you know you’re about to fuck everyone’s mood except for the cute rave woman you just met? 100
Blake @mkrar.me · 29/03/2025If only I could estimate how long work tickets would take like I could estimate how long drinks would last 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 25/03/2025Ok but like, why does the other building have such a better pool and entertainment area?!? 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 24/03/2025Science discovery: Bud Light + RedBull is way less disgusting than you’d think 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 24/03/2025I was about to go home but the cute bartender said she liked my Illenium jersey so now I have to stay. Them the rules 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025It’s two am and I am once again asking someone to go into the pool so I can go and not feel bad about breaking the rental agreement 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025$20 to the DJ to throw a curve ball and play some Zeds Dead was well worth it 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025Went to the weed store and now I have a bunch of 20s. I feel the need to request some dub 000
Blake @mkrar.me · 22/03/2025The bartender at Goodwood reminds me of one from beta nightclub and the world can’t possibly be this small… 100
Blake @mkrar.me · 18/03/2025Ready for a huge fuzzy blanket and someone to suffocate while snuggling 000