Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026“This will probably go okay.” Terrible words to hear from a dentist. 210
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Get a Maine Coon, they said. They’re so majestic and regal, they said. 020
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I am once again begging people not to send me voice notes 010
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Man, that DJ’s name was Dougal and I’m informed he is very famous and important 000
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I can’t go through life suspiciously checking emails for AI content. 000
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Nobody should be allowed to cover Love Will Tear Us Apart. It should be illegal. Nobody will do it well. We need to stop. We used to be a proper country. 010
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. 000
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Why the fuck won’t DJs keep quiet at raves I don’t care what you think about the venue Douglas just play Elysium 010
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026We’ve taken a deep dive into the history of Now! That’s What I Call Music’s back catalogue today and let me tell you, there are SO many more Phil Collins songs than you realised. 020
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Would do some dark deeds for a Chicago Town microwave pizza right now 010
Reposted by Naomi ClarkYolanda Sfetsos @yolandasfetsos.bsky.social · 04/03/2026#Booksky, I've been working on a few short stories this year & just wanted to mention that I have a debut short story collection now available. You can read the first two stories here: read.amazon.com.au/sample/B0DRG... ALL MY PRETTIES (Hansel & Gretel vibes) & LOST IN TIME (Medusa vibes). 0103
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Every fucking website is like “sorry, we don’t employ humans anymore! Try our chatbot for help!” And every fucking chatbot is like “sorry! I don’t have that information! Good luck!” 000
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Deathcore bands be like; this song is very personal to me. It’s called Festing Defilement of the Flesh-Rot and it’s forty minutes long. 010
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The idea of Nigella Lawson interacting with Noel Fielding is absolutely dazzling 110
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Man. Now of all times, just let the people have their cocaine. 130
Reposted by Naomi ClarkRandom gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 09/01/2026gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/35760 『やわもっちハムスター キンクマ大集合！』4月発売予定。 "Soft and Squishy Hamsters: A Great Collection of Kinkuma Hamsters!" is scheduled for release in April. #ガチャポン #gachapon 05213
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 10/01/2026If you were a Raticate and some dipshit kid threw a Charizard at you, there is no way you would fight it. You would rightfully peace the fuck out. 100
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It’s so depressing that the whole world is going to hell because of one giant stupid fucking baby and that nobody will do anything about the giant stupid fucking baby. 020
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Tiny blond kitten update: he’s actually doubled in weight since November, so he’s not going to be tiny for too long! 130
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I didn’t have a period once for sixteen years and now apparently I’m going to have one every other week to make up for it 🤬 200
Reposted by Naomi ClarkSJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/12/2025"And Tiny Tim, who shall never die, still lies dreaming in Old R'lyeh, turning and twisting in fitful malice until the stars align once more." 13316
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025You ever think about all the building Bruce Wayne has done around Gotham to facilitate being Batman? All the underground tunnels? You ever think about who built all that and what happened to them afterwards? Batman killed them. 010
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Trying to art-journal like I’m a guy in a Lovecraft short story. 030
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Just seen a white dude sign off a social media post about his first child with “Wu Tang forever” and I’m thinking of making this my email signature. 010
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Smol ginger boi update. I actually think he’s really a blonde 071
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I had a dream last night I was staying in a really fancy hotel and as I got into the lift to go to my room, the bellboy was like “oh be careful on floor two, that’s where the xenomorphs are.” 140
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Strangers in lifts, we don’t have to talk. It’s fine. 010
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Accidentally switched my phone off silent mode and had to deal with the horror of it Making Noises while I used it for a brief moment 121
Reposted by Naomi ClarkNorin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 05/10/2025water cooled pc 🦈 #art #sharks 52218551
Naomi Clark @mknaomi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025We could have had chaos with Ed. Never forget. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comTories set a low bar after misspelling Britain on conference chocolateMisprinted wrappers pulled from Manchester goodie bags after derision on social media 010
