Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026there are so many batshit crazy things from these sentences 030
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comDumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is FineALT: Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Seething with rage over this. Fire Craig. Fire Elias. Hire Jim Palmer. 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: We've Tried NothingALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing 020
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comWinnie The Pooh Flexing, 'DUMB DUMB DUMB'ALT: Winnie The Pooh Flexing, 'DUMB DUMB DUMB' 000
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comPrimetime not a good lookALT: Primetime not a good look 040
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“We didn’t do ourselves any favors. My guy absolutely embarrassed himself in a big spot. He went up there and just shat himself. Would’ve been more productive if he had just pissed all over home plate. Such a goddam stupid decision… But it falls on me.” Can’t wait for next season! 010
Reposted by Michael KlopmanMatt Kremnitzer @mattkremnitzer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is the way that, like, the Varsity team talks about JV. It is not meant to be insulting (usually), but it absolutely is. The Orioles should be embarrassed, whether they fight hard to the very end or not 1212
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I know they're not good, but I strongly believe the Orioles would be a playoff team if you just replace Craig with Brandon Hyde. Or even Jim Palmer. Or Brian Roberts. Or Wayne Kirby. Or Gregg Popovich. Or Fred Smoot. 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I guess there's an argument? Just not a really good one. 000
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comTire Swing AblazeALT: Tire Swing Ablaze 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Even when the Orioles fire someone, they have to be all shady and secretive about it. You work for a professional baseball organization! 000
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comMuppets Statler & Waldorf Waving White FlagALT: Muppets Statler & Waldorf Waving White Flag 021
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comFuck This EverythingALT: Fuck This Everything 030
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And they’re prioritizing bad players like Kjerstad getting at bats.static.klipy.comSNL: Are You Making Any Sense of This?ALT: SNL: Are You Making Any Sense of This? 000
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'd much rather not see Kjerstad get ABs for no reason 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’d believe this explanation over anything from by Craig or Elias 020
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comLarry David: Nobody Gives a F*ckALT: Larry David: Nobody Gives a F*ck 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It’s almost as if the Orioles don’t have a manager 040
Reposted by Michael KlopmanBaltimore Banner Sports @sports.thebaltimorebanner.com · 22/08/2026COLUMN: David Rubenstein's comments about the Orioles' trade deadline smacked of naiveté and carried a whiff of disdain towards fans, writes @kylegoon.bsky.social. It's an example of the profound disconnect between the elites who own teams today and their fans. 1236
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I turned on the Orioles game for maybe the second time since the trade deadline and immediately see Cedric Mullins rob us of extra bases. Seething with rage Mike Eliasstatic.klipy.comDennis Reynolds: My Rage Knows No BoundsALT: Dennis Reynolds: My Rage Knows No Bounds 020
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Doesn't seem like Gunnar's presence puts literally *any* pressure on pitchers. He's been an easy out all season. What are we doing here? 100
Reposted by Michael Klopman"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 10/08/2026Idk did the dodgers ensure a lockout or did the commissioner who said it's a point of leverage and a tool for their side that they look forward to using ensure a lockout? 2140750
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This is it. I was so on board with almost everything he did. I almost fainted when I saw the trade for Corbin Burnes. I thought that was going to be the turning point—“liftoff” if you will. I very much believed in Elias. And he shat all over that belief several times. 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Jon Meoli referring to Mike Elias’ comments in his post-deadline presser as “bullshit” gave me whiplash 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This sounds like a guy who should probably fire Mike Elias 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comSouth Park: Tony Hayward's ApologyALT: South Park: Tony Hayward's Apology 000
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comMeryl Streep & Jennifer Lopez: Standing OvationALT: Meryl Streep & Jennifer Lopez: Standing Ovation 000
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026And what happens every time dipshit Elias opens his mouth about how he’s optimistic about the 2026 Orioles?static.klipy.comJJ Watt: We're Gonna F***ing Lose!ALT: JJ Watt: We're Gonna F***ing Lose! 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comMan Crying on CouchALT: Man Crying on Couch 010
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You know what this means? A 7-game losing streak immediate following this stupid quote. 000
Reposted by Michael KlopmanMatt Kremnitzer @mattkremnitzer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026folks... baseball doesn't go linearly. that's why when you're within 2.5 games of a playoff spot, with a fighting chance among other flawed teams, you give away multiple talented players so that next season you hope you're within 2.5 games of a playoff spot so you can repeat the same process 2451
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Elias was always gonna sell. It’s the only thing he knows how to do. We’ve heard this bullshit so many times now. Hockey season is right around the corner. 000
Reposted by Michael KlopmanLucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mike Elias did something this week that he does often — and it’s perhaps the defining trait of his front office. He lied, through his teeth, to the media. 1295
Reposted by Michael KlopmanThe Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Wow I can’t believe they didn’t make a single move to to even pretend they care about this season Could even flip a AAAA player for a shitty reliever What an enormous “fuck you” to everyone still on the team 3416
Reposted by Michael KlopmanKyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mike Elias stood aside Adley Rutschman after the 2019 draft, marking him as the start of a bright future. Now, Elias has sold his All-Star, acknowledging yet another failed roster. Why should the Orioles keep trusting this guy to fix his own mistakes? www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol... 813647
Michael Klopman @mklopman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I really can’t believe Elias did this. A massive failure. I hope O’s fans boo. I hope Elias gets launched into the fucking sun. Let the apathy settle in 000
Reposted by Michael KlopmanBird's Eye View - An Orioles Podcast @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I think it's about time for the Orioles to play a game in front of zero fans, again. 3667
Reposted by Michael KlopmanChris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mike Elias built a core of incredibly valuable young hitters and then pretty much refused to take the pitching side of things seriously for multiple years. He wasted one of the most enviable cores of the past decade. Incredible work! 28510
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