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Balrog Needs Hug

@mkg.bsky.social
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A Bluesky elder. An ancient fire demon whose mission is to ensure the survival of the species. I have Balrogs everywhere.

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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 5h
A global conspiracy begins to crack. We are waiting.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 6h
This is amazing and well worth the share and everyone’s time.
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 10h
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10h
I really need find some insanely good Vietnamese food. Those giant delicious soups. Damn I’m hungry. #food
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10h
It was awesome.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10h
The first ship docks tomorrow in North Carolina. It departed on September 22, so this charade pre planned, renegotiated and all the right crypto exchanges have already taken place. If the US Congress wanted to act like it exists, they should’ve done something sooner. Because many knew.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 17h
🤯
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 17h
Me in every meeting lately.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 17h
I do wonder if CoreCivic is preparing ultra luxury resort jails for the next batch of incoming club members. 🧐 #justice
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 17h
Thar be dragons!
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The current 17 Air is a remarkable design and proven to be nearly indestructible. They should not make it any thinner. Use the space to make it better.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We run audits on their E2EE schemas and we also focus on ASV. So far they’ve kept to their word. So far.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is Greece in the EU or is Greece not in the EU? How is a EU member state carrying fuel for an embargoed nation?
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Umm Ok
ALT: Umm Ok
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two amazing creatures. Incredible photo. #nature #photography
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck yes.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good heavens who else will it take to chime in? Jesus himself? Will it even matter?
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have never really used the action button and I viscerally loathe the camera button. The action button on the Watch Ultra is incredibly useful.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
100 hundred percent!
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If anyone ever says marketing and design are secondary to capabilities… nope. They should go hand in hand.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We ask again, please @bsky.app
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
World Mental Health Day A day where we must pause and apply the trait of empathy to others, for we know not what hides behind every smile or passing glance. Say hello to a stranger. You might help that person today.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Most people already know what the path forward must be. The problem lies in that the egomaniacs in charge of these companies couldn’t care less about anything outside mega-wealth and their place in history, without understanding history will not be kind to them and we won’t be kind to their greed.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Most people already know what the path forward must be. The problem lies in that the egomaniacs in charge of these companies couldn’t care less about anything outside mega-wealth and their place in history, without understanding history will not be kind to them and we won’t be kind to their greed.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We will wait until 27.2.001 or 27.1.1
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Better than “Hairy Poophead”
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Nobel Prize is something that demands intellect, sacrifice, humility and service to humanity through knowledge over many years. That’s all we will say on this matter.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d give it 2 full quarters and reevaluate after the holiday season.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
❤️❤️
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team Can you please promise us, pledge to us that you will do everything to NOT allow a video or livestream of any execution on the platform? If anyone sees this, please repost. Not here, please. #NoLivestream #NoExecutionVideo #NoExecutionLivestream
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Xserve and Xraid. Memories…. Those beasts helped us become… well… us. 😬
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤣
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The could just say “get the fuck out of there y’all”.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This will quickly be adopted by their pricing AI to reprice tickets by category: CAT 1 - Ok with person next to you being playful? CAT 2 - Not ok with playful people? Lesson: Never let something gnarly go to waste.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dario isn’t far behind.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m torn on all of them. There’s great potential but the grift is so overwhelming that it’s difficult to take them seriously. The bullshit gloom and doom, the mathematical impossibility of recovery, the “leaders” who are actively engaged in a war of ego. No one cares about the people. No one.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drugs are bad for you.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is no bottom.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. Books 2. Good will 3. Thanks 4. Souls
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rage isn’t necessary. We can still outthink them, easily.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s about a billion times worse that what’s being reported. The frontier labs know all about it as it’s been done purposefully for saturation propagation. It’s conspiracy in the literal sense of the word.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here’s a novel idea: stop using it.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’ve got more patience than I do. My anaphylactic reaction to stupid is not subtle.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fact that it has to exist is a failure of the species.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alternatively you can put them on the market and become a billionaire overnight.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just the beginning of the AI reckoning. I wonder how the world will try to justify the trillions spent when it finally figures out it was all a bunch of bullshit.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
… and this is just the beginning of the AI reckoning.
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight’s reports that she is awake, conscious and conversational is nearly unbelievable.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still love this so much
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Balrog Needs Hug @mkg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We decided to remove our phone case. This is a different experience now. 
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