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Patchouli

@mjpatchouli.bsky.social
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Maritimer living on the Canadian prairies. Swimmer of oceans; reader of great books; grandma to three tiny girls who have my heart wrapped up in their greasy, grimy lil paws. Former writer/editor/comms. I tell good stories. Not into DMs tbh.

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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A story as old as time. Mother defends horrible son for all of his horrible misdoings. Decries media for reporting on his horribleness. Who on earth is going to buy and read this book?!
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pam Bondi's legacy
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Like Bill and PIerre, Uncle Rico also peaked in high school.
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
She makes purty pink bubbly wine...
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I like the pair of images where Gavin Newsom schools Trump, immediately after which Melania leans in for a hug with Newsom behind Trump's back.
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I was thinking ah, it's the Jesus I would have drunkenly considered sleeping with back in 1978. If only he wasn't so joyous. Reminds me of the time Bernini made a sculpture called the Ecstacy of St Theresa but people felt she looked more orgasmic than ecstatic and got upset.
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
For an additional wearing option, instead of downplaying the military aspect, play it up with a brooch like a crown or medal, or something vaguely celtic?
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The kites of my youth:
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The droplets remind me of this vintage Austrian glassware. But I'm very taken with the baby Jesu garland. Merry Christmas.
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
No kidding. He packs heat and he's willing to use it when necessary.
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My Ruby has similar markings to Frida. Elegant but a bit of a ruffian. 19 years old (younger in the photo).
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The woman on the show, Kay Turner, looked a lot like a woman, older than my parents, who went to our church. I embarrassed our mother by telling her one Sunday that she looked like the Pig & Whistle lady. Intended as a compliment because I felt both were pretty, outgoing ladies in fancy blouses.
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
How is blocking everyone on social media who criticizes your commentary or asks a question anything but creating a personal echo chamber? And talk about hanging around too long. Willing to swallow any pride and sit on back benches under an absolute wanker of a leader. Helping him spew hatred.
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Patchouli @mjpatchouli.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
They sure do!
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